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Jun 22, 2014 11:52 PM

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@Kami - Oh, I didn't mean it that they'd be making fun of lolicons...more that they don't see that aspect of Beast as something that stands out...maybe because they don't mind ogling the less....developed girls themselves =)
Jun 22, 2014 11:55 PM

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@Emer Frankly, as far the list goes, I'm starting to think it's either Pants, Beast or Dcw. If the criminal isn't on the list then it's trickier.
Jun 23, 2014 12:01 AM

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I'd strike dcw because he seems like the type to be busy enough with other stuff to meddle with extra-curricular activities.

I'm thinking Pants, Beast, or maybe still Chim. I guess it comes down to trying to analyze how their own titles make sense if they gave them to themselves...
Jun 23, 2014 12:05 AM

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Chim the “Overcaring” Junior - Would someone really say that about themselves? I'd think if it was Chim he'd make fun of himself somehow.
Beast the “Odd” Junior - This is very plausible. I called lolicons once: "persons with peculiar tastes" and Beast knows it, so it does sound like something he'd say about himself.
Pants the “Childlike” Senior - Hmmm. Well, I got nothing.
Jun 23, 2014 12:17 AM

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I'm pretty sure I've heard Chim refer to himself as overcaring. Not sure if I can/should cite examples, but it's possible.

Good thought on Beast, though with the two loli-est MSG companions in the MGE (and a current tag-a-long that challenges the two of those) I'd think he'd be proud of his lolicon status =)

As for Pants...hmm...that's really tough. It DOES seem like the sort of thing that someone else might say, but I'm not even sure how that impression was reached in the first place...I sort of see Pants as an improv master and ghost-like stealth shinobi, coming out to drop awesome comments at random =P
Jun 23, 2014 12:27 AM

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Hmm, didn't know that about Chim.
Beast - Don't get me wrong, he IS proud and not ashamed at all. But he's rarely called himself "Lord of Lolicons", he prefers when other people say that xD Or generally he has a slight "make fun of himself" attitude, regarding that. Other than that the Lolicon title isn't a school stereotype and doesn't fit. Or what? It will be Beast "the Local Pedophile"?
Pants-It just seems like he could easily do something like that and prefer to be anonymous.

EDIT: I'll need ot leave for a hour or so soon, but please proceed with the investigation in my absence.
Jun 23, 2014 2:55 AM

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(Ugh I leave for a few hours and this is the kind of reputation i get when I come back..."special", shy, sneaky... )

I would go for Chim honestly. I'd be surprised if I was called "special" by someone who have only read my story but not talked to me outside of that as my main character isnt really that much different from your average guy, or maybe does it come from a certain part of one of my companion *stares intensly at Kami*.

I'd go for either Chim, Beast or Asp as they are the ones I have talked to more than the others and then Chim would be more likely as he posted it itself and knows me more than the two.

It could also be Su as I have sent him a lot of messages about what I could do or not do in my story, some of them which he could have found a bit "special" and chim has mentioned a few times he had talked to him.

hmmm...

Edit : And I did comment on the club. twice!
Jun 23, 2014 3:05 AM

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Your new avatar is creeping me out.
Jun 23, 2014 3:18 AM

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:D
Jun 23, 2014 4:06 AM

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Am I the only one who got the anime reference in "Crying" Freshman? Not that I needed the image of Sydo stripping down to kill people...
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Jun 23, 2014 5:15 AM

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chimechu said:
So I was passed this by a member who wishes to be anonymous about it because reasons.
It was made tongue in cheek and is not intended as an insult, but to poke a bit of fun at some of the members.
In the event that anyone on the list feels offended, I apoligize on his/her behalf.

Collegeification of MG Club members

Liph the “Self-proclaimed Idol” Senior


First of all it's Rabbiac nowadays, not Liph >.>

Second of all why that? .-.
Jun 23, 2014 5:19 AM

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Ask whoever made the list......if you can figure out his identity xD
Jun 23, 2014 6:20 AM

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I find it funny that instead of really analyzing the list, the focus has been more on figuring out the author lol.

Does the "grade" of each person refer to activity or how long the person things the people have been in the club?
Jun 23, 2014 7:16 AM

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Every time I finish a manga series I feel sad and empty :(.. but at the same time I get extremely bored of the ones that seem to never end and can't seem to go on reading them... Guh! It's a vicious cycle!!

Here's an attempted Charybdis joke, see if you get the reference!


how does a Charybdis pay for her tab at the publ?


Why does the cockatrice love roosters?


what do you get when you cross a cockatrice and peanut butter?


What do you call a cockatrice that sits in a bowl of fruit?


okay damn it... what girls are left for C's? I think we got them all...
Jun 23, 2014 7:20 AM

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We did get them all, green. I myself swore not to do any cockatrice cock jokes, i's just too easy and bad so ty for doing that for me.
Jun 23, 2014 7:27 AM

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well it had to be done, now kindly remove the bullet I just took for ya..
Jun 23, 2014 7:29 AM

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*takes out surgical equipment*
Jun 23, 2014 7:31 AM

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greatgreenman said:
Does the "grade" of each person refer to activity or how long the person things the people have been in the club?

I guessed it had something to do with how long we had been in the club.
Jun 23, 2014 8:20 AM

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aspicientis said:
greatgreenman said:
Does the "grade" of each person refer to activity or how long the person things the people have been in the club?

I guessed it had something to do with how long we had been in the club.
If that's the case then it would be fair to say they haven't been here TOO long as there are several ppl who have been active far longer than myself yet I'm referred to as a Junior lol, if anything I'm barely a Sophomore :P.
I know the following ppl have been here longer than me lol: Asp, Ocu and Yuda lol. I think Drag got here around a similar time but I'm not sure. (i'm referring to MGC not MAL)
Jun 23, 2014 8:21 AM

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Do you really care about THAT part of the titles much?
Jun 23, 2014 8:28 AM

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Yes... Yes I do. Every clue has merit sir! It tells me that it's probably someone who joined MGC after I did but at the same time did not see much of those ppl who they listed as lower and assumed they joined later. Unless that part of the title listing isn't what they meant by it.
Jun 23, 2014 8:30 AM

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I think that clue's waaay too vague. At the moment my guess is Pantsman, unless it's someone who's not on the list themselves, then I have no idea.
Jun 23, 2014 8:40 AM

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Idk, I'm thinking it might actually be someone not on the list
Jun 23, 2014 9:15 AM

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greatgreenman said:
aspicientis said:

I guessed it had something to do with how long we had been in the club.
If that's the case then it would be fair to say they haven't been here TOO long as there are several ppl who have been active far longer than myself yet I'm referred to as a Junior lol, if anything I'm barely a Sophomore :P.
I know the following ppl have been here longer than me lol: Asp, Ocu and Yuda lol. I think Drag got here around a similar time but I'm not sure. (i'm referring to MGC not MAL)

Well... You could also go with the possibility of there being something else included in the title? Maybe popularity in the club or how much you visit/post?
Jun 23, 2014 9:52 PM

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Getting a jump on the "d's" I am!

What do you say when the loli succubus forces you to have sex?


Why did the Dryad have to re-dye her hair?


Why does the Dullahan hate to drive?
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jun 23, 2014 11:50 PM

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All right, continuing with the "D" girls.

Why did the Dark Matter girls stop arguing about which one is the prettiest?


Why did the Dark Priest divorce her husband?


Why did the Dhampir had to find a new home?


Why couldn't the wererat open the gate?


Why did the Dryad go to the hair saloon?


Why did the dragon go to the doctor?


How did the Elf turn into a Dark Elf?


All right, my minions, press on with the rest of the 'D' girls!!
Jun 24, 2014 8:00 AM

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Why are dwarfs such good people?


Why don't dwarfs use tampons?


Why does the demon lord hate picket lines?


What is a devil bugs least favorite food?
Jun 24, 2014 8:02 AM

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Those dwarf jokes....
Jun 24, 2014 8:25 AM

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KamikadzeTM said:
Those dwarf jokes....
I like them. I think they're gold and i wouldnt mind steeling them right now.
Do I need to ask for the copywright?
Jun 24, 2014 8:27 AM

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Why are these Dwarf jokes in such a high demand?
[spoiler]Because we're always short on them.
Jun 24, 2014 8:46 AM

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KamikadzeTM said:
Why are these Dwarf jokes in such a high demand?
I'm not sure about that : The place where I take mines from has a real mountain of them. It really dwarfs everything around it. I had tried squirting some liquid towards the top but I lost sight before it even reached mid-jet
Jun 24, 2014 9:35 AM

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You were really stretching that last one but I think it fell short.
Jun 24, 2014 9:45 AM

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@GG Yeah, if I was a dwarf, I'd definitely wouldn't be able to tallerate that one.
Jun 24, 2014 9:49 AM

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Fuck it... What stone tastes slightly bitter?
Jun 24, 2014 9:51 AM

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Your jokes are as sad as your life.
Jun 24, 2014 10:11 AM

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@Kami
Your praise is the only thing that keeps me going~
Jun 24, 2014 10:15 AM

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Anytime~
Jun 24, 2014 10:54 AM

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*throws Asp into void*

Why is the dark slime so easy to get along with?


Why was the dark slime late from her date?


Why did the kids think the dark slime was cool even though she was cold hearted?


Why should a dark angel never make spaghetti?


blah.... all that are left are the dark Valkyrie and doppelganger... are we also going to use the named characters like Deruella?

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Jun 24, 2014 11:03 AM

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I only approve of the 3rd Dark Slime joke.

PS: No, that custom character isn't a species name.
Jun 24, 2014 11:11 AM

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The message has been brought to you by .............shaddup
Jun 24, 2014 11:14 AM

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Oh boy.....Dark Valkyrie.....

What is the Dark Valkyrie's favorite activity in Germany?
[spoiler]Valks in the dark....

NO COMMENT!!!! Now go do a doppelganger pun!!!
Jun 24, 2014 11:18 AM

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are you satisfied with that joke? I don't think its appropriate, because you know doppelgangers are very impressionable...
Jun 24, 2014 11:20 AM

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.........Err, was that a doppelganger joke or....
Jun 24, 2014 11:34 AM

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and a good one :)
He has learned from the dullahans and is going on ahead. :3
Jun 24, 2014 8:36 PM

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Ocu said:
KamikadzeTM said:
Those dwarf jokes....
I like them. I think they're gold and i wouldnt mind steeling them right now.


Those puns are really testing my mettle


What is a Doppelganger's favorite baseball team?


How do you make a Dark Valkyrie?


Why do men love Dullahans?
tygertygerJun 24, 2014 8:41 PM
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Jun 25, 2014 5:28 AM

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Thanks for holding back that last one, tyger, I've had enough of your Dullahan puns... >.< Next is letter "E", quite the lonely one, only 2 monster girls in total. Gah, Echidna....

What game do little Echidnas like to play?


How many elves do you need to change a light-bulb?


Why do elves only visit big clothing stores?


Why are elves so stuck-up?


Did they elves call for help for fixing their house?


Why did the elf get involved in politics?


All right, enough for now @.@
Jun 25, 2014 7:09 AM

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Why wouldn't the elf share her money?


What do elves learn in school?


blah blah blah :3
Jun 25, 2014 8:23 AM

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Why did the elf travel to France?


EDIT: Btw, after we're done with all of them, I'm thinking of collecting all the links to the jokes in one big post.
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*Pulls out a gun and shoots myself in the head*
Jun 25, 2014 9:43 AM

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Oh god.. Have you learned nothing?! You cannot collect all of that cringe in one post, you will awaken a darkness not seen since the world was young!
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