MinegishiKirio said: END? NOOO! IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!! |
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| Chapter 2: Return The next day, Tsunade stood atop the Hokage tower, underneath the Hokage monument, next to an open casket containing Naruto. Naruto’s hitai-ate was recovered from the ANBU ROOT at Tsunade’s order and ceremoniously displayed in front of the casket. The previous night had been a complete riot. Naruto’s apartment was burned down to the cheers of the mob. Tsunade had to summon the entire ANBU squad to shut down the revelries and celebrations in the streets. The civilian prisons were completely filled, and it wasn’t until 3 in the morning that the streets had died down. She inwardly smirked in spite of the somber situation. If they thought that were going to go celebrating the finishing of the Yondaime’s final job, boy did she have a surprise for them. She surveyed the crowd gathered before her, and began the eulogy of Namikaze Naruto. |
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| IT DIDN'T END. |
| it's gonna be ~30+ chappies long Everything was white. Naruto was floating through space, when all of a sudden, a sharp burst of pain seared through his stomach. He watched as the red chakra he associated with the Kyuubi seeped out of the seal before rocketing away and out of sight. He put his hands in the ram seal and channeled some chakra. The seal on his stomach started to break into pieces and fade away. “So we meet at last, Naruto, although far sooner than I had hoped.” Naruto spun around and came face to face with a young, beautiful woman close to his age. “Huh? Who are you? Actually, where the hell am I?” He blushed as he looked the stranger up and down. She giggled as Naruto scratched the back of his head. “I… do not have a name. However, I am the one you may know as Kami.” |
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MinegishiKirio said: IT DIDN'T END. Yay! ^^ |
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saitoXhenrietta said: it's gonna be ~30+ chappies long Everything was white. Naruto was floating through space, when all of a sudden, a sharp burst of pain seared through his stomach. He watched as the red chakra he associated with the Kyuubi seeped out of the seal before rocketing away and out of sight. He put his hands in the ram seal and channeled some chakra. The seal on his stomach started to break into pieces and fade away. “So we meet at last, Naruto, although far sooner than I had hoped.” Naruto spun around and came face to face with a young, beautiful woman close to his age. “Huh? Who are you? Actually, where the hell am I?” He blushed as he looked the stranger up and down. She giggled as Naruto scratched the back of his head. “I… do not have a name. However, I am the one you may know as Kami.” |
| *gasp* PLOT TWIST!!! |
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| Naruto fell to his knees and lowered his gaze. “Kami-sama… I don’t understand. Why have you come to visit one as lowly as I before I am cast to hell?” Kami sighed. Why were they always like this, so damn… angsty? If anyone, Naruto would be the one to break that trend, but here he was, on his knees. Kami reached down with one hand and lifted Naruto’s face. “Naruto, look at me. Don’t give me any of that ‘I’m not worthy’ crap either. For the sixteen years of your life, you’ve carried yourself proudly, never doubting your strength.” “Kami-sama, a tainted soul such as I does not deserve your presence. The bastard fox made sure of that.” Kami giggled, and the trilling laughter sent a shiver down Naruto’s spine. “Naruto, you have the cleanest soul of all mortals, left untouched by the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Surely you felt its presence leave your body a while ago? That is a sign that, unconstrained by your seals, the Kyuubi cannot reside within you. As opposing forces, you are just as toxic to it as it has been to you. Throughout the ages, I have seen many good men, but only a few have showed the same purity of heart that comes so natural to you.” Finally, Naruto’s mind slid into gear. “Uhh, Kami-sama? You said ‘throughout the ages’, but you look only a few years older than me. And why are you a girl?” Kami’s eyes flashed dangerously. “Is there something wrong with women being strong, brat?” Naruto raised his hands in what he hoped to be a placating manner. “Of course not, you’re wise, powerful and beautiful, Kami…” Kami started to blush, “BAASAMA!” A monstrous tick appeared over her forehead. “WHAT. WAS. THAT?” “Well, you’re obviously really old, but you deserve respect, so it’s Kami-baasama.” Naruto punctuated the statement with a forceful glomp. Kami sighed; the real Naruto was back, although it looked like this was going to be all the respect that she would get. She decided to play around with the blond shinobi. Striking a seductive pose, she asked in a sultry voice: “Am I not attractive to you, Naru-kun?” Naruto turned a shade of red normally reserved for overripe tomatoes and Hinata and choked before regaining his composure. |
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| LE GASP. |
| “Oh? But are you young enough to keep up with someone like me?” “Kid, you’re a thousand years too early for someone like me.” “Old hag” “Brat” The two continued glaring at each other for what seemed like an eternity, before collapsing into a fit of laughter. Finally, Kami stopped laughing and wiped a tear from her delicate features. “Naruto-kun, back to what I was saying before. When Kyuubi left your body, it hid itself in an alternate dimension to recuperate. With each passing second, the demon is regaining his strength.” “That’s right, and it’s your task to defeat this beast.” Naruto whirled around as a new presence appeared in the form of a sultry, scantily-clad woman. As Naruto fought off a blush, the new apparition took the opportunity to introduce herself by draping her body all over the bashful blond. “Ah, Naruto-kun, we finally meet. I am Yami, the beautiful and dangerous Lord of Hell.” |
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| AHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOD IS A WOMAN!!! |
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| ??? Namikaze? |
| (Namikaze = yondaime's last name) “GAHHHH!” Naruto stumbled back, stifling a nosebleed. Yami giggled, trailing a finger along Naruto’s cheek. “Ne, onee-chan, Naruto-kun is rather shy, isn’t he?” The two immortals laughed at Naruto’s expense, causing the blond to blush a further shade of red. Wiping away a tear, Kami settled back into her more serious demeanor, an action duplicated by her devilish counterpart. “Naruto-kun, Yami and I wish that you go back to the realm of humans-“ Yami cut in “AND BURN KONOHA TO THE GROUND, KUKUKUKUKUKUKUKU-urgh” Kami elbowed her sister in the gut, “-in order to serve as our champions and completely obliterate the fox.” Yami nodded while Naruto stared at the two. “Uhh, first of all, I’m dead, and secondly, why can’t you two do it?” Yami smirked, “You see, Naruto-kun, while Kami-neechan and I have control over our respective realms,” at this, Kami emphasized the point by snapping her fingers, which caused Naruto’s clothes to disappear, leaving him in ramen-print boxers while Yami leered. She continued, “Neechan and I are not allowed to interfere with the mortal realm. That’s why we can send you back to your body if you want.” Kami put on a pensive face. “However, you might want to hurry, since without the preservation jutsu that your precious Tsunade-chan is using, your body would have been unusable. Also, it looks like she’s going to either burn your body or bury you during your funeral, so you might want to hurry it up. But before that, there are a couple of people who want to see you.” “Yo, brat!” SLAP “Baka! First time you see our son since he was a baby and this is how you talk to him?” |
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| GASP THE DEVIL IS A WOMAN TOO! |
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| Naruto looked towards the source of the two voices and saw two hazy figures. “Naruto-kun, unfortunately, we cannot materialize more than this. However, we have always loved you and watched over you. It has pained us so much to watch your suffering, but you have made us proud, son. It is time to learn of your heritage.” “I, Namikaze Minato, am your father. I think you know me as the Yondaime Hokage. Your mother here is Uzumaki Kushina.” “… and?” Minato and Kushina blinked in surprise. “You didn’t think I’d figure it out for myself? I fucking look exactly like you!” Naruto quickly dodged a punch from Kami for his language. “Plus, I have mom’s name, and it wasn’t hard to dig up the marriage certificate for more proof. Anyways, I’m surprised nobody else figured it out, especially since I’m supposed to be the village baka. While we’re at it, what the hell is up with sealing the Kyuubi in me? Did you think that the village would treat me like a hero? Huh?” Minato’s voice was quiet. “Actually… yea I did…” Naruto snorted, causing one of the smoky figures kick the other in the face. “Look at what you did to your son, Minato! You should be ashamed of yourself!” “But Kushina-chan…” “DON’T YOU KUSHINA-CHAN ME!” Kami and Yami sweat dropped. Naruto looked at the pair with squinted eyes, “So, do I have any cool bloodlines or anything?” |
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| THEY DOUBLE POSTED. |
saitoXhenrietta said: Naruto looked towards the source of the two voices and saw two hazy figures. “Naruto-kun, unfortunately, we cannot materialize more than this. However, we have always loved you and watched over you. It has pained us so much to watch your suffering, but you have made us proud, son. It is time to learn of your heritage.” “I, Namikaze Minato, am your father. I think you know me as the Yondaime Hokage. Your mother here is Uzumaki Kushina.” “… and?” Minato and Kushina blinked in surprise. “You didn’t think I’d figure it out for myself? I fucking look exactly like you!” Naruto quickly dodged a punch from Kami for his language. “Plus, I have mom’s name, and it wasn’t hard to dig up the marriage certificate for more proof. Anyways, I’m surprised nobody else figured it out, especially since I’m supposed to be the village baka. While we’re at it, what the hell is up with sealing the Kyuubi in me? Did you think that the village would treat me like a hero? Huh?” Minato’s voice was quiet. “Actually… yea I did…” Naruto snorted, causing one of the smoky figures kick the other in the face. “Look at what you did to your son, Minato! You should be ashamed of yourself!” “But Kushina-chan…” “DON’T YOU KUSHINA-CHAN ME!” Kami and Yami sweat dropped. Naruto looked at the pair with squinted eyes, “So, do I have any cool bloodlines or anything?” Lol xD |
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| Minato chuckled, “Not that I’m aware of, but our compound and jutsu library should still be around. Other than that, we become stronger with old-fashioned hard work.” “Are you sure? So I can’t create ice mirrors?” “No.” “What about firing my bones at my opponents?” “No.” “I can’t even fire laser beams out of my eyes?” “No, and where the hell did that one come from? Are you stupid?” “Oi! Who’re you calling stupid, stupid?” Kami slapped the two upside the head to get them back on track. Yami spoke up, “While we’d love to train you for an eternity and watch you get strong,” she traced circles on an embarrassed Naruto’s chest, “we really need to get you back before it’s too late.” She paused, “well, it looks like your precious Baachan has just about wrapped up her lovely little speech. Seems like she’s finally found out the truth and has told everybody about it. Man, you should see their faces. Better yet, wait until you see their faces when you come back.” Kami nodded, “Naruto-kun, it’s time for you to go back and live in the mortal realm as our champion. Since we cannot train you here, you’ll want to leave as soon as you can so that Yami and I can come and give you our gifts. For now, they’re secrets, but you’ll love them for sure!” |
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| I'm waiting eagerly for saito's next fanfic post! |
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| YES, Now I'm starting to like narutard too. |
| Naruto nodded. Everything was happening too fast to process, but he understood that he was going to go back and get stronger to protect his precious people from the demon fox. Speaking of which, he needed to go out to travel and train. He felt a soft pressure on his cheek, and flushed bright red when he noticed that Kami had planted a chaste kiss on his cheek. Yami swooped in on the other side and kissed the blond on the other cheek. Naruto’s eyes widened as he felt a hot tongue trace over his cheek and head towards his mouth. He quickly pulled away, stuttering. “Aww, Naru-chan is so kawaii,” purred Yami. Kami simply shook her head. Why did her stupid sister always have to ruin moments like these? She turned back to the hyperventilating boy and waved her hand to calm him down. “Okay, enough of that already,” she held up a glowing hand and placed it on Naruto’s forehead, and with that, Uzumaki Naruto faded away. The last thing he heard was his parents whispering to him. “Good luck son, go get laid or something-“ “Ignore your idiot of a father, Naruto-kun. Remember, we have always loved you.” Naruto felt a floating sensation before being surrounded in total darkness once more. With a start, Naruto realized that he was back in his body. Slowly, his senses started to kick back in and he started to shuffle about. He was in some sort of narrow wooden container. Before he could process anything else, a lump of dirt was thrown in his face. With a twitching eyebrow, Naruto leapt up and shouted, “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?” |
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MinegishiKirio said: YES, Now I'm starting to like narutard too. This fanfic is more intersting than the actual story >> |
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| True, true. |
| Tsunade drew a shaky breath before steadying her nerves. The foolish village would finally learn of their tremendous folly in executing her Naruto-kun. Tsunade blinked. Her Naruto-kun? She’d think about that later. She began to speak, her voice echoing throughout Konoha. “What does it mean to have a family? Surely it is much more than common blood that defines the ties that bind one another. A family is a group of people in whom you can place your absolute trust and love. For our families, we are willing to do anything to ensure their safety and happiness. It is that feeling of love and acceptance for which we fight our hardest, and the pain of loss and loneliness that makes us cry the most. “I ask you this because we are here to mourn the loss of a man who was never given the chance to feel this love and acceptance, yet still felt it necessary to protect not only those he held dear, but also this entire village. You were all witness to the public execution of Uzumaki Naruto, and I have been sickened by the behavior of Konoha since. Have we fallen to the point where we celebrate the death of our own kind?” At this, a brave villager decided to shout out, “HELL YEA, AND WE’RE PROUD OF-ACK.” Jiraiya had appeared in front of the man and lifted him by the neck. A blast of killer intent and the sudden constriction of his windpipes prevented the villager from speaking anymore. Jiraiya hesitantly turned back to the Godaime, ready to intervene in case her fearsome temper caused major destruction. Instead, Tsunade started to laugh, which startled many of the present shinobi who knew of her connection to the deceased blond. “Let me tell you a story. As you all know, sixteen years ago, the Kyuubi no Youko attacked Konoha. Konoha fought valiantly against the demon, the Kyuubi was simply too powerful. As those old enough to know remember, the Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to defeat the Kyuubi, but to seal away the essence of the demon, he required a newborn child to house the soul. With his dying breath the Yondaime asked us all to treat the boy as a hero. However, it was the blind ignorance of the populace that resulted in the complete isolation of this child. Although actual physical abuse was rare, he was never given the love and care that we all take for granted. |
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saitoXhenrietta said: Tsunade drew a shaky breath before steadying her nerves. The foolish village would finally learn of their tremendous folly in executing her Naruto-kun. Tsunade blinked. Her Naruto-kun? She’d think about that later. She began to speak, her voice echoing throughout Konoha. “What does it mean to have a family? Surely it is much more than common blood that defines the ties that bind one another. A family is a group of people in whom you can place your absolute trust and love. For our families, we are willing to do anything to ensure their safety and happiness. It is that feeling of love and acceptance for which we fight our hardest, and the pain of loss and loneliness that makes us cry the most. “I ask you this because we are here to mourn the loss of a man who was never given the chance to feel this love and acceptance, yet still felt it necessary to protect not only those he held dear, but also this entire village. You were all witness to the public execution of Uzumaki Naruto, and I have been sickened by the behavior of Konoha since. Have we fallen to the point where we celebrate the death of our own kind?” At this, a brave villager decided to shout out, “HELL YEA, AND WE’RE PROUD OF-ACK.” Jiraiya had appeared in front of the man and lifted him by the neck. A blast of killer intent and the sudden constriction of his windpipes prevented the villager from speaking anymore. Jiraiya hesitantly turned back to the Godaime, ready to intervene in case her fearsome temper caused major destruction. Instead, Tsunade started to laugh, which startled many of the present shinobi who knew of her connection to the deceased blond. “Let me tell you a story. As you all know, sixteen years ago, the Kyuubi no Youko attacked Konoha. Konoha fought valiantly against the demon, the Kyuubi was simply too powerful. As those old enough to know remember, the Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to defeat the Kyuubi, but to seal away the essence of the demon, he required a newborn child to house the soul. With his dying breath the Yondaime asked us all to treat the boy as a hero. However, it was the blind ignorance of the populace that resulted in the complete isolation of this child. Although actual physical abuse was rare, he was never given the love and care that we all take for granted. O LAWD, EMPEROR IS WITH US. |
| “Still, this child persevered and grew up, never turning to hate or evil. His spirit embodied the Will of Fire that our beloved Sandaime believed in. Alone, he was able to inspire those that he met, both inside of and outside Konoha without asking anything in return. It was a terrible fate to be bestowed on such a noble shinobi. I ask of you, fathers and mothers, to look at your children and imagine them living such a life, hated and ignored for something out of their control without the comforts of a family to help them through. “Uzumaki Naruto was that child so unjustly persecuted these years, cast aside by those that he had sworn to protect.” Another villager worked up the courage to shout out “THAT DEMON BRAT KILLED THE FOURTH! FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT’S THE KYUUBI ITSELF THAT WAS EXECU-urg!” An ANBU officer materialized and knocked him out with a swift chop to the neck. Tsunade sneered and was about to speak when Jiraiya spoke up instead. “For crying out loud, when will you all ever learn that Naruto isn’t the stupid fox? Yondaime and I designed the seal so that the kid would become the jailor of the Kyuubi, not the Kyuubi itself. Of course, the seal wasn’t perfect. Simply put, regardless of what we’ve done on the seal, Naruto had the final say on the success of the seal. I bet you all didn’t realize that had he wished, he could have removed the seal and set the Kyuubi to wreak destruction on this ungrateful village. We all owe our lives to his mere existence, and yet he was treated like trash. I know that Minato is up there, disappointed at how you all treated his only son.” At this startling announcement, the village was swept with a flurry of emotion, ranging from confusion to disbelief. Before pandemonium could fully settle in, Tsunade raised her arms calling for silence once more. |
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MinegishiKirio said: saitoXhenrietta said: Tsunade drew a shaky breath before steadying her nerves. The foolish village would finally learn of their tremendous folly in executing her Naruto-kun. Tsunade blinked. Her Naruto-kun? She’d think about that later. She began to speak, her voice echoing throughout Konoha. “What does it mean to have a family? Surely it is much more than common blood that defines the ties that bind one another. A family is a group of people in whom you can place your absolute trust and love. For our families, we are willing to do anything to ensure their safety and happiness. It is that feeling of love and acceptance for which we fight our hardest, and the pain of loss and loneliness that makes us cry the most. “I ask you this because we are here to mourn the loss of a man who was never given the chance to feel this love and acceptance, yet still felt it necessary to protect not only those he held dear, but also this entire village. You were all witness to the public execution of Uzumaki Naruto, and I have been sickened by the behavior of Konoha since. Have we fallen to the point where we celebrate the death of our own kind?” At this, a brave villager decided to shout out, “HELL YEA, AND WE’RE PROUD OF-ACK.” Jiraiya had appeared in front of the man and lifted him by the neck. A blast of killer intent and the sudden constriction of his windpipes prevented the villager from speaking anymore. Jiraiya hesitantly turned back to the Godaime, ready to intervene in case her fearsome temper caused major destruction. Instead, Tsunade started to laugh, which startled many of the present shinobi who knew of her connection to the deceased blond. “Let me tell you a story. As you all know, sixteen years ago, the Kyuubi no Youko attacked Konoha. Konoha fought valiantly against the demon, the Kyuubi was simply too powerful. As those old enough to know remember, the Yondaime Hokage sacrificed his life to defeat the Kyuubi, but to seal away the essence of the demon, he required a newborn child to house the soul. With his dying breath the Yondaime asked us all to treat the boy as a hero. However, it was the blind ignorance of the populace that resulted in the complete isolation of this child. Although actual physical abuse was rare, he was never given the love and care that we all take for granted. O LAWD, EMPEROR IS WITH US. Yay!!!!! EMPEROR!!!! |
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| What? That's so sad... |
| welcome emperor xD |
| WELCOMe 8D |
MinegishiKirio said: O LAWD, EMPEROR IS WITH US. BECAUSE I'M THAT AWESOME!!! |
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saitoXhenrietta said: “Still, this child persevered and grew up, never turning to hate or evil. His spirit embodied the Will of Fire that our beloved Sandaime believed in. Alone, he was able to inspire those that he met, both inside of and outside Konoha without asking anything in return. It was a terrible fate to be bestowed on such a noble shinobi. I ask of you, fathers and mothers, to look at your children and imagine them living such a life, hated and ignored for something out of their control without the comforts of a family to help them through. “Uzumaki Naruto was that child so unjustly persecuted these years, cast aside by those that he had sworn to protect.” Another villager worked up the courage to shout out “THAT DEMON BRAT KILLED THE FOURTH! FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT’S THE KYUUBI ITSELF THAT WAS EXECU-urg!” An ANBU officer materialized and knocked him out with a swift chop to the neck. Tsunade sneered and was about to speak when Jiraiya spoke up instead. “For crying out loud, when will you all ever learn that Naruto isn’t the stupid fox? Yondaime and I designed the seal so that the kid would become the jailor of the Kyuubi, not the Kyuubi itself. Of course, the seal wasn’t perfect. Simply put, regardless of what we’ve done on the seal, Naruto had the final say on the success of the seal. I bet you all didn’t realize that had he wished, he could have removed the seal and set the Kyuubi to wreak destruction on this ungrateful village. We all owe our lives to his mere existence, and yet he was treated like trash. I know that Minato is up there, disappointed at how you all treated his only son.” At this startling announcement, the village was swept with a flurry of emotion, ranging from confusion to disbelief. Before pandemonium could fully settle in, Tsunade raised her arms calling for silence once more. DAMN STRAIGHT!!! *glares at villagers* |
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saitoXhenrietta said: “Yes, what Jiraiya said was correct. The late Uzumaki Naruto is the only son of Namikaze Minato and Uzumaki Kushina. I have recently secured Naruto’s birth certificate, which carries the seals of the Yondaime and Sandaime. The certificate names Uzumaki Naruto as the son of the Yondaime. The Yondaime made this sacrifice, hoping that you all would see his son as a hero and treat him with respect and dignity. Instead, you have spat upon his image and ideals, trashed his legacy and turned away from his teachings.”“Still, this child persevered and grew up, never turning to hate or evil. His spirit embodied the Will of Fire that our beloved Sandaime believed in. Alone, he was able to inspire those that he met, both inside of and outside Konoha without asking anything in return. It was a terrible fate to be bestowed on such a noble shinobi. I ask of you, fathers and mothers, to look at your children and imagine them living such a life, hated and ignored for something out of their control without the comforts of a family to help them through. “Uzumaki Naruto was that child so unjustly persecuted these years, cast aside by those that he had sworn to protect.” Another villager worked up the courage to shout out “THAT DEMON BRAT KILLED THE FOURTH! FOR ALL WE KNOW, IT’S THE KYUUBI ITSELF THAT WAS EXECU-urg!” An ANBU officer materialized and knocked him out with a swift chop to the neck. Tsunade sneered and was about to speak when Jiraiya spoke up instead. “For crying out loud, when will you all ever learn that Naruto isn’t the stupid fox? Yondaime and I designed the seal so that the kid would become the jailor of the Kyuubi, not the Kyuubi itself. Of course, the seal wasn’t perfect. Simply put, regardless of what we’ve done on the seal, Naruto had the final say on the success of the seal. I bet you all didn’t realize that had he wished, he could have removed the seal and set the Kyuubi to wreak destruction on this ungrateful village. We all owe our lives to his mere existence, and yet he was treated like trash. I know that Minato is up there, disappointed at how you all treated his only son.” At this startling announcement, the village was swept with a flurry of emotion, ranging from confusion to disbelief. Before pandemonium could fully settle in, Tsunade raised her arms calling for silence once more. At this, the crowd started to shift uneasily. Academy teachers who openly boasted of sabotaging the blond’s education hung their heads in shame, as many of them were classmates of the Yondaime. Many shopkeepers and restaurant owners were feeling sick to their stomach as they remembered refusing service to the child, or charging exorbitant prices whenever he tried to pay. The Konoha 12 and their Jounin sensei simply stood there, each lost in his or her own thoughts. For the genin, news of Naruto’s jinchuuriki status and treatment opened their eyes, and for the first time, they saw the pain and suffering that Naruto lived with. The jounin were saddened that they had done nothing to alleviate the boys suffering, serving to further contribute to the boy’s isolation. The revelation of Naruto’s parentage came as a shock, and only served to further the mortification they felt at their inaction regarding Naruto’s treatment. |
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| O, btW, we're in alliance with team one, Topaz. |
| *isn't reading* *___* |
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emperortopaz said: MinegishiKirio said: O LAWD, EMPEROR IS WITH US. BECAUSE I'M THAT AWESOME!!! ^______^ |
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| ‘N-n-naruto-kun, I sh-sh-should have been there for you. I-I-I’m sorry.’ ‘Tch, you’re not as troublesome as I thought.’ ‘…’ ‘YOSH! YOU TRULY RIVAL LEE IN HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH!’ ‘Naruto… I treated you like trash back in the academy, only looking at Sasuke. Please forgive me.’ ‘Naruto, thank you for inspiring Hinata and giving her confidence. It’s a shame that such a promising shinobi was cut down so early.’ ‘So you do know the burden of carrying a seal, perhaps better than me, and you fought your fate until the end. You never ceased to surprise us all… Uzumaki Naruto. Your eyes were truly greater than mine.’ ‘We’ve always said that those who like Ichiraku ramen are good people.’ ‘Never abandon one of your pack, man we fucked that up.’ ‘AS EXPECTED OF MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!’ ‘Naruto thank you for showing Neji that fate isn’t everything.’ ‘So that’s why father was so concerned for you.’ ‘All this time, Naruto, I’ve treated you like dirt. I don’t deserve to be called your teammate.’ ‘Pft, dobe.’ ‘Obito, sensei, I have failed you two once again.’ The group looked up to see Tsunade speaking once again. |
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| lolz I'm already in alliance with all 3 teams xD |
| We're in alliance with TEAM ONE, Topaz. |
emperortopaz said: *isn't reading* *___* It's actually quite interesting emperor >< |
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saitoXhenrietta said: “Everybody has a dream, and Naruto’s dream was to be Hokage. If you’ve spent any time with him, you would have heard him talk about this particular dream. The first time I heard it, I laughed at him and threw his dream back in his face. The eyes he used to look at me showed the pain at having his dreams constantly rejected, but also the determination in proving me wrong. And he did. After mastering the legendary Rasengan in a couple of weeks, he saved me from Orochimaru and Kabuto, without regard to his own safety.”‘N-n-naruto-kun, I sh-sh-should have been there for you. I-I-I’m sorry.’ ‘Tch, you’re not as troublesome as I thought.’ ‘…’ ‘YOSH! YOU TRULY RIVAL LEE IN HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH!’ ‘Naruto… I treated you like trash back in the academy, only looking at Sasuke. Please forgive me.’ ‘Naruto, thank you for inspiring Hinata and giving her confidence. It’s a shame that such a promising shinobi was cut down so early.’ ‘So you do know the burden of carrying a seal, perhaps better than me, and you fought your fate until the end. You never ceased to surprise us all… Uzumaki Naruto. Your eyes were truly greater than mine.’ ‘We’ve always said that those who like Ichiraku ramen are good people.’ ‘Never abandon one of your pack, man we fucked that up.’ ‘AS EXPECTED OF MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!’ ‘Naruto thank you for showing Neji that fate isn’t everything.’ ‘So that’s why father was so concerned for you.’ ‘All this time, Naruto, I’ve treated you like dirt. I don’t deserve to be called your teammate.’ ‘Pft, dobe.’ ‘Obito, sensei, I have failed you two once again.’ The group looked up to see Tsunade speaking once again. “I can proudly say that I have had the honor of getting to know Naruto before…” her voice trailed away and the crowd shifted uneasily again. After a moment, Tsunade once again lifted her head and spoke in a clear voice. “Earlier, I asked you all to think about your families and what they mean to you. Uzumaki Naruto was taken away from his family at birth and was never given the chance to understand love and caring. He cherished the bonds he had with those who had the fortune of knowing him and would fight to the death to protect those bonds. It goes without saying that the betrayal of these bonds, especially from those close to him, hurt Naruto the most.” She paused to let her words settle over the crowd. “I ask that we have a moment of silence to respect Naruto.” Tsunade closed her eyes, silently daring the villagers to interrupt her. However, silence carried through Konoha until Tsunade opened her eyes once more. “Today, we bid farewell to one of Konoha’s greatest heroes, the man who truly saved and protected us all to the very end, a man who, scorned and ignored in life, shall be revered and honored in death. Farewell, Namikaze Naruto.” With that, Tsunade scooped up a pile of soil and ceremoniously emptied the contents into the casket, covering his face. ‘Farewell Naruto-kun, you’ll always hold a place in my heart’ Before she could walk away to allow others to pay their respects, a familiar voice roared out from the casket. A very familiar voice. “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?” The only sound that could be heard was the whispering of the breeze that passed by. Then, as a collective whole, the citizens of Konoha all shouted one inarticulate word: “EHHHHHHHHHH!” |
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-Yuki- said: lolz I'm already in alliance with all 3 teams xD That's because You is awesome!! |
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| When Naruto was given the label of ‘Konoha’s number one surprising ninja’, various memories instantly come to mind. There were the minor pranks that culminated in the defacing of the Hokage monument. Those at the chuunin exam remembered Naruto’s timely fart in beating Kiba and Naruto reopening his tenketsu to defeat Neji. Although unexpected, these events could easily be explained as creative spontaneity. However, when a supposedly dead Naruto jumps out shouting at his own funeral during which he was revealed as the only son of the Yondaime, he wasn’t surprising anymore. He was a fucking miracle. When Naruto jumped out of the casket and showed the entire population that, indeed, Uzumaki Naruto was alive, a few things happened: A sobbing Tsunade and Shizune team-glomped Naruto while Jiraiya scribbled fiercely in his notebook. Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke turned pale. Hinata fainted murmuring “Naruto-kun.” Shino’s sunglasses slipped down his nose. After gently pushing a slightly hysterical Tsunade away, Naruto flashed his famous grin. “Heh, it’s good to be back, but for now, it’s goodbye. Kami asked me to go travel for a while, so you can bet that I’m going to get stronger when I return. I’ll see you all later everyone because I have to hurry, otherwise Kami-chan and Yami-chan will be mad at me and do weird things to me. Oh, and you don’t have to worry about Kyuubi for now, either. It’s sealed away in another dimension. Later, Baachan.” With that, the former Jinchuuriki walked up to Tsunade, kissed her cheek and then sped off into the distance to complete his mission from Kami, leaving the entire population of Konoha stunned into silence. Lee turned to Neji. “What the fuck just happened?” Neji cried tears of joy. A lone shout echoed throughout Konoha, “NARUTOOOOOOOO” |
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saitoXhenrietta said: saitoXhenrietta said: “Everybody has a dream, and Naruto’s dream was to be Hokage. If you’ve spent any time with him, you would have heard him talk about this particular dream. The first time I heard it, I laughed at him and threw his dream back in his face. The eyes he used to look at me showed the pain at having his dreams constantly rejected, but also the determination in proving me wrong. And he did. After mastering the legendary Rasengan in a couple of weeks, he saved me from Orochimaru and Kabuto, without regard to his own safety.”‘N-n-naruto-kun, I sh-sh-should have been there for you. I-I-I’m sorry.’ ‘Tch, you’re not as troublesome as I thought.’ ‘…’ ‘YOSH! YOU TRULY RIVAL LEE IN HIS FLAMES OF YOUTH!’ ‘Naruto… I treated you like trash back in the academy, only looking at Sasuke. Please forgive me.’ ‘Naruto, thank you for inspiring Hinata and giving her confidence. It’s a shame that such a promising shinobi was cut down so early.’ ‘So you do know the burden of carrying a seal, perhaps better than me, and you fought your fate until the end. You never ceased to surprise us all… Uzumaki Naruto. Your eyes were truly greater than mine.’ ‘We’ve always said that those who like Ichiraku ramen are good people.’ ‘Never abandon one of your pack, man we fucked that up.’ ‘AS EXPECTED OF MY YOUTHFUL RIVAL!’ ‘Naruto thank you for showing Neji that fate isn’t everything.’ ‘So that’s why father was so concerned for you.’ ‘All this time, Naruto, I’ve treated you like dirt. I don’t deserve to be called your teammate.’ ‘Pft, dobe.’ ‘Obito, sensei, I have failed you two once again.’ The group looked up to see Tsunade speaking once again. “I can proudly say that I have had the honor of getting to know Naruto before…” her voice trailed away and the crowd shifted uneasily again. After a moment, Tsunade once again lifted her head and spoke in a clear voice. “Earlier, I asked you all to think about your families and what they mean to you. Uzumaki Naruto was taken away from his family at birth and was never given the chance to understand love and caring. He cherished the bonds he had with those who had the fortune of knowing him and would fight to the death to protect those bonds. It goes without saying that the betrayal of these bonds, especially from those close to him, hurt Naruto the most.” She paused to let her words settle over the crowd. “I ask that we have a moment of silence to respect Naruto.” Tsunade closed her eyes, silently daring the villagers to interrupt her. However, silence carried through Konoha until Tsunade opened her eyes once more. “Today, we bid farewell to one of Konoha’s greatest heroes, the man who truly saved and protected us all to the very end, a man who, scorned and ignored in life, shall be revered and honored in death. Farewell, Namikaze Naruto.” With that, Tsunade scooped up a pile of soil and ceremoniously emptied the contents into the casket, covering his face. ‘Farewell Naruto-kun, you’ll always hold a place in my heart’ Before she could walk away to allow others to pay their respects, a familiar voice roared out from the casket. A very familiar voice. “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?” The only sound that could be heard was the whispering of the breeze that passed by. Then, as a collective whole, the citizens of Konoha all shouted one inarticulate word: “EHHHHHHHHHH!” ahahahahahahahahha xD |
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| EEEEHHHHH ./ayano scream |
saitoXhenrietta said: When Naruto was given the label of ‘Konoha’s number one surprising ninja’, various memories instantly come to mind. There were the minor pranks that culminated in the defacing of the Hokage monument. Those at the chuunin exam remembered Naruto’s timely fart in beating Kiba and Naruto reopening his tenketsu to defeat Neji. Although unexpected, these events could easily be explained as creative spontaneity. However, when a supposedly dead Naruto jumps out shouting at his own funeral during which he was revealed as the only son of the Yondaime, he wasn’t surprising anymore. He was a fucking miracle. When Naruto jumped out of the casket and showed the entire population that, indeed, Uzumaki Naruto was alive, a few things happened: A sobbing Tsunade and Shizune team-glomped Naruto while Jiraiya scribbled fiercely in his notebook. Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke turned pale. Hinata fainted murmuring “Naruto-kun.” Shino’s sunglasses slipped down his nose. After gently pushing a slightly hysterical Tsunade away, Naruto flashed his famous grin. “Heh, it’s good to be back, but for now, it’s goodbye. Kami asked me to go travel for a while, so you can bet that I’m going to get stronger when I return. I’ll see you all later everyone because I have to hurry, otherwise Kami-chan and Yami-chan will be mad at me and do weird things to me. Oh, and you don’t have to worry about Kyuubi for now, either. It’s sealed away in another dimension. Later, Baachan.” With that, the former Jinchuuriki walked up to Tsunade, kissed her cheek and then sped off into the distance to complete his mission from Kami, leaving the entire population of Konoha stunned into silence. Lee turned to Neji. “What the fuck just happened?” Neji cried tears of joy. A lone shout echoed throughout Konoha, “NARUTOOOOOOOO” What the fuck DID just happen? o___o |
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