| i have a pet penis he wakes me up every morning the end |
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| We don't have a cat door, so if our cats want out they'll have to jump from the balcony. We live three stories up. |
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| Haha I have loads, I still remember when my dogs were pups and they encountered their first....wait for it...their first GOAT 0_0 they dragged me out of the house to go and see it and they'd both bark at it constantly "ruff ruff" - then it would go Baaaa and they'd jump back like Godzilla had just stamped its foot or something. If you're wondering what a goat was doing in my garden it was a sacrifice. One of my dogs is incredibly scared of humans on scooters (the skate-boardish variety) haha I once killed a mouse and offered it to my housecat on the outside window sill, she just looked at it..then looked at me..and then just pawed it off the ledge like wtf man get this thing the fuck away from me XD. |
apatch3 said: If you're wondering what a goat was doing in my garden it was a sacrifice. For Satan? |
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| Yes, for Satan |
Cigarette said: How does he wake you up? Does he lick your face? Do you take him on walks? Do you beat him?i have a pet penis he wakes me up every morning the end |
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| My cat likes to watch One Piece. apatch3 said: Yes, for Satan All hail. Red_Keys said: Cigarette said: How does he wake you up? Does he lick your face? Do you take him on walks? Do you beat him?i have a pet penis he wakes me up every morning the end That would be impressive. |
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Ntad said: I found the courage to come out from under my covers. Well, my mom once spent several hours cooking an awesome Thanksgiving meal and setting up the table. She turns around, and my dog snatched the turkey. |
QueenJenny said: We don't have a cat door, so if our cats want out they'll have to jump from the balcony. We live three stories up. Funnily enough this is likely no real problem for your cat, since cats are quick to reach terminal velocity, and unlike humans their terminal velocity is not fatal to them - you can throw a cat out of a jet fighter and supposedly it'll land on its feet and walk off like nothing happened. |
apatch3 said: QueenJenny said: We don't have a cat door, so if our cats want out they'll have to jump from the balcony. We live three stories up. Funnily enough this is likely no real problem for your cat, since cats are quick to reach terminal velocity, and unlike humans their terminal velocity is not fatal to them - you can throw a cat out of a jet fighter and supposedly it'll land on its feet and walk off like nothing happened. Hai, I just wanted to see if I could get a reaction, because usually people will think I just don't give a poop. Once when drinking, I actually threw George like an egg-type football as far as I could from up there. He was ok, but I still felt sorry for him afterwards. Also, for some reason I'm always worried they're going to land on someone :P. Stupid I know, but there actually have been accidents in the past. |
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| This isn't a pet story, but I have a few animal stories, since I work at a vet. This time, these people brought their dog in because it wasn't eating. After the exam, we did x-rays, and saw that it had eaten something, and it was stuck inside it's stomach. After doing surgery, what was pulled out of the dog's stomach was a piece of cloth. Upon further inspection, it was revealed that the cloth was a sexy thong. The owners were quite flustered and embarrassed, and it was pretty hilarious. Especially because the owners were in their 60's. |
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| my sister had me take care of her dog for 2 weeks. The first day he laid a fat turd under my bed at night and the smell woke me up in the morning. >_>.......good times.... |
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