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Aug 15, 2012 12:32 PM
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I see on this forum quite often, stuff pertaining to their life.
Things such as, I mastered Krav Maga, Shoto jutsu, taekwondo, samba, and Systema spetsnaz. I also speak Russia, German, French, Arabic, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Spanish, and English. I beat up 10 guys who had swords knives and bats with my bare hands. I don't look for fights but am prepared to do this and that. I would never carry a gun for protection because blah blah blah my hands are all I need.


^^ I see this shit a lot. I asked for proof of it. They say they can't or they are too busy.
I know systema spetsnaz, Russian and English are my main languages. I do archery and practice sword techniques.

Here is proof:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuS92OSsyLw


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_7HwkeoMxE&feature=channel&list=UL


^^ The sword video was early in the morning. I'm obviously still tired.
So where is proof of your highly eccentric life?

/rant over
but you don't even know how dank my memes are
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Aug 15, 2012 12:39 PM
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What a loser
Aug 15, 2012 12:40 PM
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If you are referring to me I workout and play murican football. :3 I maintain a high grade point average and probably have much more things to do in my life than you. :)
but you don't even know how dank my memes are
Aug 15, 2012 12:48 PM
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Guys exaggerating about things isn't exactly a new thing.
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Follow your heart
Cause love comes once
If you’re lucky enough"
Aug 15, 2012 12:50 PM
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Daedric said:
If you are referring to me I workout and play murican football. :3 I maintain a high grade point average and probably have much more things to do in my life than you. :)


I'm just saying you could be lying to us.
Aug 15, 2012 12:50 PM
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My name is A.J Ayer. I am the Wykeham(auto correct Kamehameha, why?) Professor of Logic.
You may know of me.
~"The place to improve the world is first in one's own heart and head and hands." (Pirsig)

Aug 15, 2012 12:57 PM
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I watch anime, like ponies, and work help desk. I don't really see anything unbelievable about that.
Aug 15, 2012 12:59 PM
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Dunno, I find it much easier to believe a person who says (s)he knows 10 languages or 10 martial arts than a person who claims (s)he is from/living in Japan on MAL.
Aug 15, 2012 1:04 PM
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I study Krav Maga, shit gets hard at the higher levels.
Aug 15, 2012 1:07 PM

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I once ate a whole yeti with my bare teeth.
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Aug 15, 2012 1:11 PM

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I live in Japan and have a sexy waifu waiting in bed every night.
Aug 15, 2012 1:12 PM

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Bragging in a thread complaining about people bragging. OP isn't very self aware.
Aug 15, 2012 1:23 PM
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i am a highly successful businessman with a net worth of 10 million but i am a closet anime fan.
Aug 15, 2012 1:30 PM

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My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.
Aug 15, 2012 1:33 PM
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Why? I understand people get pissed of at others who lie/brag about experiences or things they own, but even if you show proof of what you have, one single thing will not change: The fucks people give about it.
Aug 15, 2012 1:53 PM

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Are you suggesting that I was NOT part of the team that killed Bin Laden as well as the person who discovered America? I'm insulted.
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Aug 15, 2012 2:04 PM
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I'm on Pluto, I'm on Mars, at the same damn time. I ain't got no reason to lie.
Aug 15, 2012 2:07 PM
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Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 2:08 PM
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Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name

This thread just got hilarious because you visited and posted.
Aug 15, 2012 2:08 PM
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my real name is Date Yutaka [ just so you know]
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 2:11 PM

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Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.
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Cause love comes once
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Aug 15, 2012 2:15 PM

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NicoleB said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.

Yeah, sorry.

I forgot to add that my middle name is Cao Cao IV.
Aug 15, 2012 2:18 PM
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Akito_Kinomoto said:
NicoleB said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.

Yeah, sorry.

I forgot to add that my middle name is Cao Cao IV.

And you are the king of Monaco, right...?
Aug 15, 2012 2:19 PM
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Daedric said:
If you are referring to me I workout and play murican football. :3 I maintain a high grade point average and probably have much more things to do in my life than you. :)


And why exacly are you bothering with all this kind of mumbo jumbo on a anime forum?
Aug 15, 2012 2:21 PM

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Karpman said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
NicoleB said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.

Yeah, sorry.

I forgot to add that my middle name is Cao Cao IV.

And you are the king of Monaco, right...?

No, I'm actually the King of Shu.
Aug 15, 2012 2:22 PM

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I got an email from a Nigerian prince who will soon send me $10,000,000 to my bank account. I'm going to be richer than anyone else in here.
You must be jelly, OP.
Aug 15, 2012 2:23 PM
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Akito_Kinomoto said:
Karpman said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
NicoleB said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.

Yeah, sorry.

I forgot to add that my middle name is Cao Cao IV.

And you are the king of Monaco, right...?

No, I'm actually the King of Shu.

King of Wu when did you take the land of the Liu
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 2:26 PM

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Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
Karpman said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
NicoleB said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Akito_Kinomoto said:
My real name is Tokia Tokimono. Now you know where I get the letters for my username.

are you Japanese or of decent from Japan i ask cuase that Family name


I'm gonna make a wild guess and say that this person's real name is not Tokia Tokimono.

Yeah, sorry.

I forgot to add that my middle name is Cao Cao IV.

And you are the king of Monaco, right...?

No, I'm actually the King of Shu.

King of Wu when did you take the land of the Liu

When they lost Sima Yi. Good thing Lu Bu secured Zhuge Liang on my side.
Aug 15, 2012 2:27 PM

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Hi I am a undergraduate college student.
Currently living on Ramen everyday.
In a foreign country doing exchange.
Studying 24/7.
Remaining time for sleep and anime.

Boy my life is so exciting.
Aug 15, 2012 2:32 PM
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Kissed said:
Hi I am a undergraduate college student.
Currently living on Ramen everyday.
In a foreign country doing exchange.
Studying 24/7.
Remaining time for sleep and anime.

Boy my life is so exciting.


Aug 15, 2012 2:34 PM
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Kissed said:
Hi I am a undergraduate college student.
Currently living on Ramen everyday.
In a foreign country doing exchange.
Studying 24/7.
Remaining time for sleep and anime.

Boy my life is so exciting.


Hopfull Good Ramen not instant ramen
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 2:41 PM

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Enjolras1830 said:
Kissed said:
Hi I am a undergraduate college student.
Currently living on Ramen everyday.
In a foreign country doing exchange.
Studying 24/7.
Remaining time for sleep and anime.

Boy my life is so exciting.


Hopfull Good Ramen not instant ramen


All my money goes into clothes and bills lol. I don't have the luxury to treat myself a good bowl of ramen. I do get treated out once in a while, when I get lucky XD
Aug 15, 2012 2:48 PM
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Kissed said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Kissed said:
Hi I am a undergraduate college student.
Currently living on Ramen everyday.
In a foreign country doing exchange.
Studying 24/7.
Remaining time for sleep and anime.

Boy my life is so exciting.


Hopfull Good Ramen not instant ramen


All my money goes into clothes and bills lol. I don't have the luxury to treat myself a good bowl of ramen. I do get treated out once in a while, when I get lucky XD

good Ramen is not that exsive to make good home made ramen i ment.
do you live on Campus Housing or out side just to ask
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 2:50 PM

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Jenii said:
I got an email from a Nigerian prince who will soon send me $10,000,000 to my bank account. I'm going to be richer than anyone else in here.
You must be jelly, OP.


Made me lol so hard. Thanks for the laugh
Aug 15, 2012 2:55 PM

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Jenii said:
I got an email from a Nigerian prince who will soon send me $10,000,000 to my bank account. I'm going to be richer than anyone else in here.
You must be jelly, OP.


Was his e-mail "419NigerianPrinceEA@hotmail.com"?
Aug 15, 2012 2:56 PM

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I live in an apartment off campus.

Campus housing does not exist here.
Aug 15, 2012 3:02 PM

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I am the prince of atlantis and everybody here has no idea that i put tiny little robots in their brains so i can steal their thoughts and eat their cookies before they do :)
Aug 15, 2012 3:02 PM

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Welcome to MAL!

;p
Aug 15, 2012 3:02 PM
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Kissed said:
I live in an apartment off campus.

Campus housing does not exist here.


oh yes talked so many us people i forgot we do not have Campus housing lol sorry im japanese btw

side note i did not goo uni in my homeland
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 3:04 PM
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By day I am a psychology doktor, but by night I am a volunteer community officer with the local precinct, secretly using my access to isolate and trace down vunerable women to rape ruthlessly while I dress up as a purple ninja who speaks wapanese.

Bitches aint got shit on my high life
Aug 15, 2012 3:09 PM

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Tayau said:
By day I am a psychology doktor, but by night I am a volunteer community officer with the local precinct, secretly using my access to isolate and trace down vunerable women to rape ruthlessly while I dress up as a purple ninja who speaks wapanese.

Bitches aint got shit on my high life


Reported to the FBI
Your days as a rapist will surely be over scum
Aug 15, 2012 3:17 PM

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Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.
I definitely have superpowers. I can feel it in my balls.
Aug 15, 2012 3:19 PM
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Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355
Aug 15, 2012 3:21 PM
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Karpman said:
Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355


what a are you trying to to say
"If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine"

When the union's inspiration through the workers' blood shall run
There can be no power greater anywhere beneath the sun
Yet what force on earth is weaker than the feeble strength of one
For the Union makes us strong
Aug 15, 2012 3:33 PM
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Enjolras1830 said:
Karpman said:
Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355


what a are you trying to to say

I am simply trying to disprove Karhu's statement.
Aug 15, 2012 3:39 PM

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Karpman said:
Enjolras1830 said:
Karpman said:
Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355


what a are you trying to to say

I am simply trying to disprove Karhu's statement.


I'm pretty sure Karhu was joking, so don't sweat it.
Aug 15, 2012 3:43 PM

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Enjolras1830 said:
Karpman said:
Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355


what a are you trying to to say


It's okay man. They are just jealous of your swag.
Touch me, you filthy casual~
Aug 15, 2012 4:19 PM

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I don't always watch anime. But when I do, I watch it on 8 different plasma screens with surround-sound stereo in my big, comfy chair.

Be jealous, my friends.
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Karpman said:
Karhu said:
Pretty sure Enjolras1830 is the only person here who doesn't say any unbelievable crap.

Pretty sure you haven't read through this thread: http://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=471355


I tried reading through it, and got a headache when I saw all those zeroes :S

I think that people who come on here to brag about their life should go out and actually do all those things they say they do. Most people who do interesting things don't sit around at home at a computer posting them online.

I for one don't do anything except draw, watch anime, read manga and go to work/school. Not much to brag about over here.
I wandered through fiction to look for the truth.

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