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Apr 10, 2009 7:30 PM
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Post the most despicable way of killing the poster before you.
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Apr 10, 2009 7:36 PM
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Well I shall take 1000 razor blades and press them in the flesh
Take my pitchfork out the fire soak it in your chest
Through the ribs, spines, charcoal the muscle tissue
And send what's left back to yo mammy
Cause that bitch might miss you
But first, I want to slowly pull off all your skin
Get grease and boil it hot pour it on you and your dead friend
I probably outta be not be so horribly slaughtering the body
I am so naughty because I am moderately in to photography
Following through the autopsy
But man, fuck it, pour some acid on you too.

-Schoolboi, the explicit one.
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Apr 10, 2009 7:39 PM
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Your wouldnt kill people. :/
Apr 10, 2009 7:51 PM
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I'd just let you cut yourself

Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM
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i would poison his cheese cake with tainted cheese.
Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM
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I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss. Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat, BLAOWWW!! I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve story building out this motherfucker. I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...
Apr 10, 2009 8:05 PM
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i would put you into a VHS and press play and laugh as you get chewed up
Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM
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I'd rape you in the vagina to death... Or whatever you have. idk
Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM
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with a spoon
Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM
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With a spork.
Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM

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With a dork.
Apr 10, 2009 9:09 PM

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with my cunning wit, which would take forver since i have none MWHAHAHAHAHAH

llxwarbirdxll said:
I'd rape you in the vagina to death... Or whatever you have. idk


yes plz
Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM
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I would use a .45 and put more holes in him than Spongebob.
Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM

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i would use spongebob and slap him till death
Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM

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I would live the rest of our lives together until you died.
Apr 10, 2009 9:44 PM

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i would...live with youo until youo died?
Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM

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betamax said:
I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour, take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss. Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser, just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser and bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat, BLAOWWW!! I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve story building out this motherfucker. I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...

lol, african americans
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Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM

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awww so sweet of you not to brutally kill me legend!!!! ♥♥♥


by the way,

i would kill you by not killing you which makes you go crazy from me not killing you therefore in your crazy state of mind from me not killing you, you kill yourself.
Apr 10, 2009 9:49 PM

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Why would you kill Neverender-sama? ;.;
Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM

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gomen ne ^^;
but he would be killing himself :3
Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM

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i would post pictures of neverender in a cat eared hoodie untill you fapped yourself to death over it
Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM

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Saito-sama said:
I'd just let you cut yourself

hmmm i wouldnt but would u?
Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM

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ikuto said:
Saito-sama said:
I'd just let you cut yourself

hmmm i wouldnt but would u?


shut up wesley
Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM
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Slit his throat and let him bleed to death.
Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM

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abort youo in the womb
Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM

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Legend said:
i would post pictures of neverender in a cat eared hoodie untill you fapped yourself to death over it
I'd love that. ;.;
Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM

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llxwarbirdxll said:
Legend said:
i would post pictures of neverender in a cat eared hoodie untill you fapped yourself to death over it
I'd love that. ;.;


no point why youo should die happy ^_^
Apr 10, 2009 10:24 PM

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I don't want to kill oneechan ;_ ;
I WON'T!
Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM
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Rape you and then shoot you.
Apr 10, 2009 11:00 PM

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schoolboi said:
Rape you and then shoot you.

not a chance, 'cause i would have already tied you up to a ceiling, made certain cuts in the body and let the birds feast on the rest >D
Apr 11, 2009 12:38 AM

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Put you in a room with no food or water and make you watch Kino no Tabi till you die.
Apr 11, 2009 1:03 AM

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I would hire an assasin and he would rape you to death
Apr 11, 2009 1:11 AM
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I would kill the above person like how Obama owned McCain in this vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt7YCnCYtmg

Nuff' said.
"Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread."
— Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism, 1711
Apr 11, 2009 1:18 AM

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i'd buy a chair like this
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/
and make you sit on it
lol
Apr 11, 2009 3:29 AM

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^ I would bake you tons of unhealthy cakes every day, and make you die of overweight!
Apr 11, 2009 3:33 AM

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Death by kittens.

Apr 11, 2009 5:39 AM
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Would put you in a cage with a bunch of wild boars and see what happens
Apr 11, 2009 8:21 AM

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i would take your wasted first post on MAL and beat you to death with it
Apr 11, 2009 8:33 AM

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I would give you a knife as I already know you cut yourself
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Apr 11, 2009 12:09 PM

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Metroid_Ex said:
I would give you a knife as I already know you cut yourself


i dont, so i would then use that knife and cut you instead THAT gives me release.
Apr 11, 2009 12:13 PM

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I'd let a man rape him, and with every passing second slice off another part of his body or something.
Apr 11, 2009 12:15 PM

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i would give metroid ex your adress then watch him loli fuck you till death
Apr 11, 2009 1:04 PM

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i hold you eyes open and pour bleach in them =D
Apr 11, 2009 1:07 PM

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i see sombody already did that to you...i wouold put you out of your misery abut just cutting the spinal colum
Apr 11, 2009 1:31 PM

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oh ya...i used a rusty pair of scissors and cut the very tip of you nipple
Apr 11, 2009 1:35 PM

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nuke im
Apr 11, 2009 1:36 PM

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animeftw said:
nuke im


wat??
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Ryuki-kun said:
animeftw said:
nuke im


wat??

i said nuke im
Apr 11, 2009 1:46 PM

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Ryuki-kun said:
oh ya...i used a rusty pair of scissors and cut the very tip of you nipple


thats not going to kill me tho is it >_>

i would kill you by stabbing you in the face
Apr 11, 2009 1:52 PM

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i'll go old school, rape you with a burning hot rod, always wanted to see someone cook from the inside out
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