| Alright so anyways I was trying to think of some good ideas for stuff for this club and I figured I would try this out. Pretty much what you do is continue the previous post to form some sort of story and keep it going I guess. Here's an example. 1. So I was walking down the street... 2. When some guy came and punched me in the face... 3. So I sat on the street and cried like a little bitch... 4. Then a wizard came along and told be to stop being a bitch... That's more or less the idea. So lets get crackin. I'll start it up. So I was walking down the street... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| And I noticed someone was following me..... |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| he looked like a clown..... |
| Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering. (Yoda) |
| as I turned to run his pace quickened..... |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| When I was running, I looked back and he was gone. And when I turned back around to continue on... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| and i bumped into a large... |
| Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering. (Yoda) |
| monkey, it looked at me and..... |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| quickly jacked my wallet. I... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| Pulled out a banana in an attempt to trade for my wallet... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| He rejected though. Apparently I pulled out the wrong banana... the bruised one.... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| So I fumbled for the other one but instead of the banana I pulled a.......... |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| hidden tranquilizer gun and i quickly... |
| Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering. (Yoda) |
| shot the monkey in the ass while he was fleeing. The monkey... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| fell, splat on the ground and suddenly turned into a crazy zombie. So I..... |
| Fear leads to Anger. Anger leads to Hate. Hate leads to Suffering. (Yoda) |
| Punched it in the face, and as I cocked a second fist... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| but the monkey wasn't going down without a fight it............ |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| It turned into a saiyan monkey!!!... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| I aimed for the tail but............. |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| he grabbed me and clenched me in his fist. He squeezed hard, breaking my ribs. The Great Ape... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| Then challenged me to a fiddle contest... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| But he broke his violin and rage-quit, throwing the pieces at me... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| I dodged with class(lol) and began to play, then.............. |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| I played and played while continuing to dodge the fragments of broken fiddle and rocks the great ape hurled at me, as the intensity of the music increased I noticed my hair starting to stand on end, and... turn blond?.... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| The Blonde hair continued getting blonder until it started turning white, then it eventually began to fall off..... |
| Until I was bald. Then, I noticed the great ape coming at me, and shat myself. I started running... |
| I hid behind a rock, but the trail of shit that I left behind betrayed me, I was running out of time... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| So I went up to the ape and kicked his ass. I continued walking and... |
| I saw another monkey eating my shit trail... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| So I started eating it too. As we were eating the shit... |
| It started raining shit balls. We looked up and... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| Holy shit it was Jesus shitting on us... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| so we started throwing shit balls at him and... |
| then he created a giant shit ball... http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130725115022/naruto/images/2/2e/Tengai_Shinsei.png |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| Mr. Clean was running in terror... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| but then it turned out to be a dream, when I awoke a priest was standing over me................. |
| If strength is justice, then is powerlessness a crime? |
| And he shit on me. I instantly... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| Rammed a crucifix right into his forehead!... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| ... |
| Then I woke up and realize it was all a dream. |
| And so I got up to get ready to go to work. As I was driving... |
| "I told you. My name's not Kaka anyone." "I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good, nightmare to you!" |
| You pick up a hitchhiker. |
I have french toast but no syrup  |
| He was covered in blood and holding a bloody cleaver but I had a good feeling about him... |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| When all of a sudden the car starts malfunctioning. Unknown too both the driver and hitchhiker I was in the backseat. Ready to rape and murder both of them once they pull over to the side of the road. |
I have french toast but no syrup |
| The raccoon takes over the mad man's soul and everyone inside enters into the realm of insanity. |
 Ike Ike Go Go Jump My Shamu!!Check out my light novel: Echoes of Lost Memories https://www.honeyfeed.fm/novels/24768 |
| Unable to escape the mind of a maniac... |
I have french toast but no syrup |
| He frantically tries to break a window with his pinky. |
| Ike Ike Go Go Jump My Shamu!! Check out my light novel: Echoes of Lost Memories https://www.honeyfeed.fm/novels/24768 |
| But doomed to be a killer... |
I have french toast but no syrup |
| Until that fateful day, he met a gorilla. |
| Ike Ike Go Go Jump My Shamu!! Check out my light novel: Echoes of Lost Memories https://www.honeyfeed.fm/novels/24768 |
| But this gorilla was magical |
I have french toast but no syrup |
| The gorilla punches the guy. |
| Ike Ike Go Go Jump My Shamu!! Check out my light novel: Echoes of Lost Memories https://www.honeyfeed.fm/novels/24768 |
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