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Feb 17, 2023 12:31 AM
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I'm not big on forum games, but I just came up with one in a random Discord conversation.
The goal is to describe the dumbest possible skill or task you could accomplish in under 3 minutes, the user below you has to come up with an even dumber one.

Here's mine: I can swim the length of the pool six times with a fat suit on.


“You’ve never succeeded at anything and you never will, and do you know why? Because you are vulgar, irremediably vulgar, and not only are you vulgar, you are ordinary.” - Maurice Pialat’s We Won't Grow Old Together (1972)
Mar 13, 9:54 PM
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I can make people uncomfortable really fast, and i can chug a lot of water really fast too
removed-userApr 19, 8:56 PM
Mar 13, 10:13 PM
#3

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Jun 2016
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Man OP has the
Secret skill to make
A thread and get 0
Posts for a year on FG.

I can do a
Goblin voice.



𝓐𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾
𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓵𝔂
𝓱𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷?

Apr 18, 8:49 AM
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May 2023
375
Fast OSINT.. dunno why it even is a thing.. and why it even matters.. everyone can do this..
Apr 18, 8:51 AM
#5
best user ever

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May 2022
662
I can name 3000 cities/towns from memory.
inspirational quote inspirational quote - karioka
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Apr 18, 1:01 PM
#6

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Dec 2011
1394
I can recognize MapleStory music by hearing it most of the times
Apr 19, 5:18 AM
#7

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Jun 2020
3297
Unmmm I can do any AP STATISTICS problem u through at me (cramming right now, will lose this skill in a few days)
Apr 19, 8:40 PM
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Jul 2023
168
I can twirl pens and pencils between my fingers on both hands at the same time. I can only be thankful that this ability was cultivated in an office environment, through cumulative years of boredom.
Apr 19, 8:47 PM
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I can take pills without water
Apr 19, 8:55 PM

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Mar 2008
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i can curl my tongue and create suction, where I can drink fluids as if through a straw.
Apr 19, 8:55 PM
☆RetroRice☆

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Oct 2023
333
I can disappoint multiple people at a time
Apr 19, 8:57 PM
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Jul 2018
564252
i can spit like a snake
Apr 19, 8:58 PM

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Apr 2024
22
I can get so absorbed in what I'm reading I won't hear when people are shouting my name
Apr 19, 9:01 PM

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Aug 2017
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i can crack my fingers with only my thumb like what kaneki did
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A first-class villain doesn't target honest lives.
Apr 19, 11:57 PM

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May 2014
5081
I can make my fart noise unnoticed, unmarked, undetectable, and still look good while doing it

I only wish life could be as leisurely as this a little more often...
How greedy of me
May 24, 8:02 AM
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May 2023
375
Maybe the bypassing the 15 second b/w post buffer..
May 24, 9:30 PM
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Jul 2018
564252
I can piss into the toilet from a great distance.
Jun 13, 3:41 AM

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Oct 2018
906
i can eat hot chips
Jun 13, 3:43 AM
best user ever

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May 2022
662
I can successfully tap someone on the shoulder. Quickly walk behind my friend and then frame them for it.
inspirational quote inspirational quote - karioka
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