July 16th, 2019
MAL Year 3
Anime Relations: Hotaru no Haka
3 years of obsessively cataloging cartoons and comic books. Will the madness ever end?!
Anime stats:
151 anime completed (+51);
18.4 days spent watching (+5.4);
6.72 mean score (+0.05);
Highest Score: 10 - Grave of the Fireflies; Neon Genesis Evangelion;
Lowest Score: 2 - Godzilla 3
Manga stats:
31 manga completed (+8);
11.3 days spent reading (+2.4);
7.1 mean score (-0.2);
Highest Score: 8 - Innocent; Opus;
Lowest Score: 3 - Doubt
Anime stats:
151 anime completed (+51);
18.4 days spent watching (+5.4);
6.72 mean score (+0.05);
Highest Score: 10 - Grave of the Fireflies; Neon Genesis Evangelion;
Lowest Score: 2 - Godzilla 3
Manga stats:
31 manga completed (+8);
11.3 days spent reading (+2.4);
7.1 mean score (-0.2);
Highest Score: 8 - Innocent; Opus;
Lowest Score: 3 - Doubt
Posted by chrissy_poo_too | Jul 16, 2019 9:11 AM | 0 comments
April 3rd, 2019
Chrissy's deleted review archive #1 - Godzilla 3
Anime Relations: Godzilla 3: Hoshi wo Kuu Mono
Spoiler Warning.
It’s another Polygon produced Godzilla movie. The first “action” scene takes place 40 minutes in. Before the first “action” scene:
A) People argue about space politics;
B) People examine 3D graphs;
C) A man rejects sexual advances from an underaged girl;
D) A man accepts sexual advances from an underaged girl;
E) People eat an underaged girl (later retracted);
F) People argue about space religion.
There’s a half hour gap between the first “action” scene and the second “action” scene. In between the two “action” scenes:
A) Lightning strikes a mountain;
B) A dream dragon bites Godzilla;
C) People argue about space philosophy;
D) Lightning strikes a mountain again;
E) Mothra makes an uncredited cameo;
F) Hiroshima gets nuked.
During the second “action” scene Godzilla attempts a massive babyface turn. He agrees not to bother anyone anymore as long as no one bothers him. Godzilla is a bee now.
Following the second “action” scene the protagonist kidnaps a comatose girl and bothers Godzilla. He is immediately lasered to death. Fin.
This movie is a travesty.
It’s another Polygon produced Godzilla movie. The first “action” scene takes place 40 minutes in. Before the first “action” scene:
A) People argue about space politics;
B) People examine 3D graphs;
C) A man rejects sexual advances from an underaged girl;
D) A man accepts sexual advances from an underaged girl;
E) People eat an underaged girl (later retracted);
F) People argue about space religion.
There’s a half hour gap between the first “action” scene and the second “action” scene. In between the two “action” scenes:
A) Lightning strikes a mountain;
B) A dream dragon bites Godzilla;
C) People argue about space philosophy;
D) Lightning strikes a mountain again;
E) Mothra makes an uncredited cameo;
F) Hiroshima gets nuked.
During the second “action” scene Godzilla attempts a massive babyface turn. He agrees not to bother anyone anymore as long as no one bothers him. Godzilla is a bee now.
Following the second “action” scene the protagonist kidnaps a comatose girl and bothers Godzilla. He is immediately lasered to death. Fin.
This movie is a travesty.
Posted by chrissy_poo_too | Apr 3, 2019 10:51 AM | 0 comments
September 7th, 2018
MAL Year 2
Anime Relations: Mind Game
Well here we (sorta) are again, the anniversary of the day (give or take a month) I joined MAL.
All stats gathered July 16th, 2018.
Anime stats:
100 anime completed (+48);
13 days spent watching (+4.8);
6.67 mean score (+0);
Highest Score: 10 - Mind Game;
Lowest Score: 2 - Daimajuu Gekitou: Hagane no Oni
Manga stats:
23 manga completed (+14);
8.9 days spent reading (+5.3);
7.3 mean score (+0.19);
Highest Score: 10 - Neon Genesis Evangelion; Oyasumi Punpun;
Lowest Score: 5 - Claymore; Knights of Sidonia
100th completed anime: Patlabor The Movie
Looks like I've slowed down in my old age, at least as far as anime is concerned. I read a ton of manga this year though. What secrets will the future hold??
All stats gathered July 16th, 2018.
Anime stats:
100 anime completed (+48);
13 days spent watching (+4.8);
6.67 mean score (+0);
Highest Score: 10 - Mind Game;
Lowest Score: 2 - Daimajuu Gekitou: Hagane no Oni
Manga stats:
23 manga completed (+14);
8.9 days spent reading (+5.3);
7.3 mean score (+0.19);
Highest Score: 10 - Neon Genesis Evangelion; Oyasumi Punpun;
Lowest Score: 5 - Claymore; Knights of Sidonia
100th completed anime: Patlabor The Movie
Looks like I've slowed down in my old age, at least as far as anime is concerned. I read a ton of manga this year though. What secrets will the future hold??
Posted by chrissy_poo_too | Sep 7, 2018 5:44 PM | 0 comments
July 16th, 2017
MAL Year 1
Anime Relations: Akira
Wow! One year on MAL, and what a year it's been.
Anime stats:
52 anime completed;
8.2 days spent watching;
6.67 mean score;
Highest score: 10 - Akira; Angel's Egg; Tatami Galaxy;
Lowest score: 1 - Digimon Tri 2;
Manga stats:
9 manga completed;
3.6 days spent reading;
7.11 mean score;
Highest score: 10 - Aku no Hana;
Lowest score: 4 - Tropical Citron;
50th completed anime:
Agitated Screams of Maggots;
Good job me!
Anime stats:
52 anime completed;
8.2 days spent watching;
6.67 mean score;
Highest score: 10 - Akira; Angel's Egg; Tatami Galaxy;
Lowest score: 1 - Digimon Tri 2;
Manga stats:
9 manga completed;
3.6 days spent reading;
7.11 mean score;
Highest score: 10 - Aku no Hana;
Lowest score: 4 - Tropical Citron;
50th completed anime:
Agitated Screams of Maggots;
Good job me!
Posted by chrissy_poo_too | Jul 16, 2017 10:31 AM | 1 comments