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This is the seven-hundred-twenty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We're still at the final dungeon

: Do you really need to word it like that?

: Yeah. You're making it sound like some kind of kink thing.

That wasn't on my mind at all. I just wanted it to sound cool that we're on a space station. All the coolest final battles are in space!

: Perhaps inspired by Dai, though I imagine the trope is even older.

: Besides, by “final dungeon” you're implying that the game will end after you defeat me. And I don't think that will happen.

Well, it's more that it's the season's ending, or blog anniversary, rather than the end. I'm sure that I will do a lot more after I defeat you!

: Like heck you will! I meant more that you will fall from my powerful battling skills, not that it wasn't the end for you!

You're too late for that. No one seems to be able to stop me!

: It's lucky that Topaz is extremely stubborn. Maybe that's due to his stamina.

Naw, I'm a weak nerd. Unless you mean-MMPPHH!

*Ririchiyo quickly covers his mouth.*

: I didn't mean THAT, you doofus! Don't bring up bedroom stuff publicly!

*She releases him.*

Fine fine. But I do suppose that I am very stubborn. Even having two “bad” blogs in a row keeps my spirits up! Though I would hope that the upcoming one won't be bad.

: I hope as well. It'll be about ME!

: Wait, you're alright with him talking about you?

: If it will get him off my back then sure! Besides, I may be the mastermind, but I know better than to attack Topaz.

Oh, so you've been paying attention to my blogs?

*The mysterious meganekko clenches her hand.*

: But of course. They are some of the most popular entertainment in this realm!

I'm flattered!

: You'd think that more people would know who you are and what this blog is about.

I suppose, but in most cases the girls who don't know me or don't know what a blog is are ones that it's most difficult to explain to.

: Your fame isn't the important thing!

A shame more of them don't comment on my blogs. The most that I tend to get involves spam comments. Well, on the blogs themselves.

: True as your friends comment and that's more important.

That is a good point. I probably wouldn't be able to handle more people talking to me. I'm way too busy as it is.

: I blame you playing too many games.

That is true. But I like playing games, and got some new ones!

: AHEM! I had heard that you are easily distracted but that is no reason to ignore me! I'm the mastermind here!

: I suppose that is true, but it's not like you are a real threat. You have the physical prowess of a mortal human, and we'd be able to subdue you quickly.

: You forget that I have the ability to hack into electronics!

Oh no! She'll hack into my computer and alter her grades! It's like some 80s teen movie!

: I could care less about your idiotic blog!

: Don't you mean-

: No, there's a little bit of caring still left. A small amount. After all, because of your stupid blog my Thursday streams have a much lower watch ratio!

Couldn't it just be that there's less people around on weekdays?

: They're probably doing extra work on Thursdays to get out of work early on Friday too.

: Both are naught but excuses. So I've been trying to get your blog to become worse and worse by filling it with terrible girls!

: That explains girls like the Quints and Uzaki in particular!

I agree! I'm glad to have already talked about the latter too, as the current season seems to be completely devoid of anything interesting!

: Being fair the first season had nothing interesting about it. I blame false controversies as people are angry on Twitter for everything.

Except for actual reasonable things that I wouldn't mind! Like more action with Cures and more lovely girls with black hair! And more girlass too.

: I was honestly hoping that you would have quit before coming this far, especially after Suruga...

What did you do with her?

: Besides causing her to get a new hand, of course.

: I gave all my girls powers based on their personalities. Sadly it seems that they all wasted their extremely broken abilities, but I guess I shouldn't have had much confidence in those loud idiots. But with Suruga I had my familiars go out and extract as much information about Suruga they could find.

That doesn't sound too bad-

: And DELETE it!

W-wait! Why would you do that?!

: I mean who wants to know about Suruga anyway?

I did while researching her. It's all her fault that my blogs have been sucking!

: That is your own fault, Topaz! You are the one that is the poor writer!

I won't deny that, especially as I'm still not a huge fan of writing.

: Explains why you get distracted so easily. Be it looking on the internet or playing games or watching videos. Heck even making random references is probably just you letting out some steam.

I suppose that it could be, but now isn't the time to make references like using THE HAND to erase something from history. We have to introduce our villain.

: Is it not obvious?

*She quickly switches form.*

: I've totally introduced myself, as I am VChuber! And I cannot believe that you would SWAT my place and dox me like this. Can't you see that I'm just an innocent streamer?

: I highly doubt that! You've sent out many people to try and hurt us, and you've made Topaz look like an idiot for too long. He does that by himself well enough already!

Thank you for defending me-wait what.

: I do apologize for my fans, but they couldn't help giving me all their money and views! Can't you see that I'm being bullied by my big fans giving me akasupas?

That doesn't give you permission to go and attack me! Or send others to attack me! I'm even having second thoughts about talking about you as well...

: Wait, why?

...She's not wearing glasses anymore...

: THAT'S your reason?!

: Gross! It looks like Topaz is a super ucky otaku with a gross fetish! And you won't let him talk badly about me, will you?

*From the various screens around the room mice-like electric familiars come out. Each with a name of a fan of hers.*

Oh no! She's using her fans against us!

: If only it was a green frog friend instead!

Hard to believe that will be coming out in only a few weeks... But that doesn't matter! Here they come!

*With that the horde of fans approach Topaz... And only go through him. They seem to not harm him in any way, passing through him like ghosts and rotating around him. He shakes his head at the (former) meganekko villain.*

Is this really what you had planned? They aren't doing anything...

: I should have known that them being like holograms, even if they can jump around and say things wouldn't do anything to help...

That's right! And now there's nothing that can stop me from introducing you! I'll say that...



*She quickly swaps back.*

: To think that you would so easily say my name and where I'm from.

I mean it's sort of obvious. Your name is VChuber, and your name previously was “Chiu”. And not "Chiu" like I occasionally mistook it as while writing because I've apparently developed issues with letter placement in addition to not being able to tell colors as well. Regardless it's not that big of a stretch.

: Wait a minute, is that the reason for the terrible name? And she's not a VTuber at all either!

: That is true, but only because they weren't a thing back when my series was running. I was a virtual idol, and one of the biggest on Geocities!

Oof, I feel so old now... I can only imagine how different the future generations are going to be.

: That's if you're still around. You're already an old man yelling at clouds.

Maybe if I yell loud enough they'll go away and not rain on me! But enough random things, other than to point out that her name reminds me of the teacher from Testament.

: Stop bringing up unrelated terrible shows!

Fine then. I'll only bring up terrible related shows, like UQ Holder.

: Now now, Topaz. That wasn't too bad. It was a somewhat alright adaptation. The problem is that the manga was hot garbage that spat in all of Negima fans and you can only polish a turd so much.

That is a good way of looking at it. Though the anime was still terrible.

: Yes. I just wanted to say that the manga was terrible as well.

Understandable. It was all a pile of-

: HEY! You can't just say that it's terrible, especially in front of me! Besides, weren't you going to be doing your blog thing?

That is a fair point. But these are getting a little annoying and I don't want to type my blog out with them here.

*Topaz points to the rodent-like fans.*

: Fine then. Go back to where you came from!

*The familiars return to the screens, and Topaz gets out his laptop and starts typing. He then watches a silly video online.*

Ah hah, that silly coin flip mistake always makes me giggle.

: I thought that you were going to type things out!

My mistake.

: See what I have to deal with?

: I've noticed. Are you SURE you want to continue blogging and not just do something else on Thursdays?

I have fans that I can't let down! Even if I have... Especially for Chachamaru! I can't believe that I forgot the obvious Spanish joke Zettai told me that “Chacha” means maid!

: Not to mention forgetting that she gained 5 cm in bust and ass size later on.

Agreed! W-wait, you didn't...

: But of course! I took away that sort of information and hid it in unreputable places! I was hoping that you'd quit before getting to me!

I'm far too stubborn to stop, even when I'm being an idiot!

: I've certainly noticed...

Well then, since you've noticed how about I begin my blog? I have a lot to talk about, and-well, I suppose I have plenty of time to write but I still don't want to waste any more time! Let's begin properly!

*With that Topaz starts the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Chisame has pretty good hair, with a good color and fairly good style. She does have fairly long hair, which reaches about her mid-back when she has it loose. She does tend to have it in a ponytail with a paper-like holder to keep it in place. It's a lower ponytail as well, and it looks fairly narrow which I do like. Her sidebangs are also quite nice, extending about to her chest which is long and frames her face well. Chisame's bangs are also pretty nice, with her hair being long and nearly touching her nose in the middle while having a part on her right side. Luckily it isn't enough of her forehead to bother me too much, and she also has a single ahoge antenna as well. In her younger form Chisame seems to have shorter hair but while we see it later it's technically not cut, at least from I remember, and she also has cat ears on occasion in the magical world too (as part of a disguise). Some other hair styles include braids which look good on meganekkos too. The biggest issue is what color her hair is, and for once it's not me mistaking one color for another! You see, Xebec had no idea the hair colors of certain characters while making the first anime, leading Chisame to have GREEN hair. Fortunately after that she reliably has brown hair, or at least an orange color (which seems to be more often used in the Shaft anime). Not that green is a particularly bad hair color, but with most of the other girls being mostly realistic (at least the ones that are human, at least) it looks off. There's also Chiu who apparently has pink hair in some renditions, it says a lot when there's six photos on MAL and almost every one has a different hair color! Overall Chisame's long hair looks pretty nice, but she could keep it down more and have a darker color as I prefer that.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
As you can probably tell Chisame wears glasses. Or at least she starts off wearing them, as she has eyesight of 1.2. Sadly after a point she stops wearing them as often which is really unfortunate, even if they were skinny frames with large circles. I'm guessing she starts wearing contacts which is a terrible betrayal, especially since I think she lacks them as Chiu which implies that she doesn't see them as befitting her “prettier” side. I will say that other than that her eyes are pretty nice. Her tsurime fits with my tastes and I like the lines above them that make her eyes seem partially closed. It also makes her look grumpier which is unfortunate though. Her eyes are also a similar color as her hair too, which is good as I like brown eyes but it is unfortunate that it isn't consistent between studios (it might be more grey in the Xebec anime looking closer, but it's probably the best to ignore that). Overall even if Chisame's eyes are a nice shape and fairly nice color for my tastes I really can't forgive a girl who gives up on her glasses appeal.
Grade: C+

===Face===
Chisame herself says that she has a lot of issues with her face, but I don't see it. She does wear make up and photoshop her features to be Chiu, but I don't see any difference be it between her two personas nor any of the other characters. That might just be the anime filter, but it's not like her face is bad. She has a small nose and in general has a lot of features that I appreciate. That said, while she does have the occasional cute moment she's a tsundere lacking the last four letters most of the time which means she tends to look cranky or irritated more often. Overall while Chisame is pretty good the main issue is that she doesn't stand out nor does she need to try and act all “pretty”, at least to outside observers like I am. Not that it's a bad thing, but she needs more pride in herself!
Grade: B-

: Harumph!

*Chisame crosses her arms and looks away.*

: What are you tsun pouting about this time? Didn't like Topaz talking about you?

: I don't mind him talking about me, but does he really need to mock me at every turn?

You're the one who sent horrible people after me!

: Like the aforementioned Quints and Uzaki! Especially those!

You're the reason my blog sucked so much this year!

: What are you talking about? Don't blame your lack of writing skills and planning properly on me! You're the one whose so stubborn that he'll never quite spouting terrible nonsense about girls!

It isn't nonsense at all! Maybe I don't plan everything out, but I still enjoy talking about girls! My analysis skills are fairly good. It's just that my writing skills aren't up to my ideas...

: Don't beat yourself up about it, as Chisame is just trying to get you to attack yourself in confusion!

You're right!

: Besides, she didn't have THAT bad of scores.

That's a good point. I do like her hair style, at least the long free style. The ponytail is cute and fits with her computer nerd-like appearance, but I do have to say that I prefer longer hair. Oh, and it sucks that Xebec gave you a poor hair color. I don't mind green, but it doesn't look as good as it should. Especially compared to the more brown color.

: Also Topaz isn't a fan of orange hair.

I mean Chisame doesn't have orange hair, though sometimes it does appear that way. It's more of a light brown I think. That said, it's mostly the awkward green color and short length in your younger form that I dislike.

: Not that it really matters, but I can't believe that you care that much about my hair.

I care about the designs of all the girls I blog! Even if I am sometimes forgetful, especially of series that I haven't looked too much at in years.

: You should have read it again in preparation!

But it's long and I have other things to do...

: Topaz you procrastinate too much. Even on the blog!

True true... But no more of that.

*Chisame transforms into Chiu.*

: Wah~ Topaz is being such a meanie! He dislikes my hair and is scolding me for styling it! I'm sure that you all love my hair no matter how it is!

*Many chats fling themselves at Topaz, so much so he has to swat them away. Fortunately he is quite wise and doesn't read them.*

: Eh? W-why are my fans not causing any problems for you?

I've been on the internet long enough to not listen or read stupid comments. Especially if they're directed towards me!

: Don't forget to talk about her eyes either, Topaz.

Thanks for reminding me, Riri. You're a great assistant.

*Ririchiyo blushes and looks to the side.*

: You're just too forgetful and would probably be distracted.

That is very likely indeed. Now, the shape of Chisame's isn't bad. She has a nice tsurime even if her personality is a little more tsundere than I would like. Her eye color isn't bad and usually matches her hair for all that's worth.

: Oh~ But why did you mark me so low? It would appear that you enjoy my eyes.

Because of THAT!

*He points at Chisame/Chiu's face, specifically her eyes.*

Obviously it's because you think that lacking glasses is better than otherwise! There's also all the times that you wear contacts and not glasses. I initially knew you as a meganekko, but as you wore them less and less it became incredibly bothersome!

: Like with MiX!

Yes, but that was a different and far worse issue. Chisame just needed to wear her glasses more. Not that they were too impressive but still.

: Oh no! Topaz-wopaz is trying to get me to wear something that is just for his dirty fetishes! Help me before he forces himself on me~

I wouldn't do something like that. I'm way too awkward for that sort of social interaction.

*Regardless the chats continue to strike Topaz harmlessly. He waves them away, much like insects flying around.*

Hey, stop calling your fans to annoy me!

: Parasocial relationships are a terrible thing...

: A-and to think that you would dislike my face so much as well!

It's not too bad, but you're underestimating yourself if you think you need all that sort of thing to look beautiful. All the girls are cute in the series after all! You don't need to photoshop yourself or use magic or whatever, as I can't even tell the difference!

: AH~ Did you hear that? He's saying that my model which my momma labored to create is gross looking!

That's not what I said at all!

: Aren't you your own creator?

Sounds like time travel was involved... in a very strange way!

: No matter, attack him!

*The chats swarm Topaz again. However, even if he's not reading them the rage of their sadly pitiful and easily manipulated voices are starting to have an effect. In particular small sparks of static electricity are dealing single points of damage as they pass through him occasionally. He only takes about 5 damage so far, but he is worried.*

AH! That's mildly inconvenient! Cut that out!

: Not if you continue to mock me and properly score me with all max scores! Then again, my fans might even say that isn't enough because I'm so beautiful~

*She poses.*

I can't give more than max scores, this isn't a video game that goes to 102% or something! Despite the total being 108, that isn't important. Besides, you don't deserve that!

: Then I'll keep the attacks up! Keep attacking, my minions!

*Topaz is assaulted by more electrical damage, not that it is anything more than annoying.*

Riri! Do something!

: Like what?

Destroy the panels as if this were Vol Opt! Or maybe I should reference the fans and speakers from Evermore as I know at least one of my readers recognize it.

: But what are you going to do?

I'm going to keep blogging Chisame. Hopefully her fans' attacks won't be as damaging if I keep the debuff on.

: Oh noes! Topaz is going to try and talk some more~ Though I am curious, as I am certain that I shall do better in the next area. Don't listen, as it's nau~ghty~

*Fortunately as they are anticipating perverse things the chats stop. This allows Topaz to continue with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Much like Chachamaru last week Chisame has some measurements. Her height is 162 cm and her three sizes are 82-57-78 which means that her chest is 4 cm larger which is unfortunate. She still has some ass moments, as Negima is still prior to 2012 (mostly) so it was more fair with fanservice. Or at least more fair than anime these days seem to be. That doesn't mean that Chisame is assy though, unfortunate, but she's more slender in general anyway (at least for the series). Oh, and I mentioned that she has a smaller loli-like form, though it's on the line as far as “too small for fanservice” as far as my tastes go. That doesn't mean that she isn't cute (and she tries to get away with that form being a “younger sister” or another relative that I can't remember the exact relation). Overall there's not a lot to talk about here even if Chisame shows off a fair bit, as her ass is fairly skinny and her limbs aren't too much to talk about either.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Chisame is somewhat big as mentioned earlier, at 82 cm. Granted that doesn't seem very big in comparison to some of the other girls in the class but she's pretty busty for a middle school girl. It's not as noticeable while she's wearing clothes but the series does have a lot of exposure moments. It doesn't have nipples though, in case you were curious. She also comments that the other girls being so big is one of the weird things about the class, and I mean it is but it also sort of comes off as envy at the same time which is something I dislike. Overall while Chisame isn't too bad here it's more an issue with the manga being so mamocentric. And thinking of it between this and Kanokon the two series may have sadly set shotacom anime on a downward spiral to mamocentriCity sadly (not that it's Chisame's fault, so I shouldn't put all the blame on her, but it probably needed to be said).
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
This is one area where Chisame does really well, as she has a great many outfits that look great on her. As mentioned last week the Mahora Academy outfit-er, the school they go to, as I think I missed mentioning it-consists of a blazer or vest over a white shirt, a plaid skirt, and a necktie. Sadly she doesn't have great legwear, her socks not even reaching her knees. It's a nice outfit but better legwear would have been better (though she does wear a striped variety of them in the magical world). She also seems to have fancy underwear, at least in the manga, and a lot of casual outfits as well. She also has a bunny leotard and a demon girl cosplay with wings (even if it gets de-threaded), a sailor uniform (both a black teen version with a long skirt and a one-piece one in her younger form), and various other outfits she wears with Chiu including a fancy white dress and sling bikini or naked shirt. Her suka form is a fox, likely due to the illusion abilities, and in pictures in UQ Holder she wears a wedding dress. As far as other outfits go it's very likely that there's some that I'm missing, as this is a very long series and I don't want to look through the whole thing to find anything that I missed. Still, thanks to all her outfits Chisame does really well overall, showing off a variety but having some very good outfits for my tastes at the same time.
Grade: B+

*Topaz is getting attacked by Chiu's angry fans, taking 15 damage from them shocking him.*

Ow ow ow!

: Is this not what you deserve after making a mockery of me?

Nonsense! I didn't even say anything too bad! And how is destroying the screens going?

: Don't worry, I got it. YOUKAI SLASH!

*Using a slash of her weapon Ririchiyo is able to cut through the remaining monitor. Wind blasts from the power of her naginata as well, striking the remainder. This means that the various fans that were annoying Topaz no longer were appearing. Chisame is understandably angry.*

: Nooo! Now how will my fans be able to communicate with me! You owe me for destroying those things!

: You're the one with a budget that allows for orbital beams and space station! You can afford a couple flatscreens.

I'm just glad that they aren't bothering me. Though I do wonder why they were so angry.

*Chisame returns to normal.*

: Is it not obvious? You made a mockery of the woman they love so much!

In all fairness the girl they like doesn't exist. With as much photoshop as you do I'm surprised that there's anything left. Well, that and magic in real life I mean.

: Hopefully she's like Mangirl and expands her ass too.

Man that show was a long time ago... But nice reference!

: Why would I do that? Everyone knows that asses don't matter.

You can't really say that. At least your series was better with that sort of thing, and considering modern series UQ Holder had it's very occasional moments as well. But other than that boo SCAMatsu ruining the series!

: Especially as the ass moments were mainly just because the girls were naked!

Exactly! Unlike Negima which had Eva's facesitting of him and probably more scenes that I can't remember.

: In that case why didn't I get a better score?

I mean you did get an alright score, but I blame there being girls with far better asses in your series. Or a least more memorable ones for me. Like Haruna, or Konoka, or the aforementioned Eva!

: That's just your dumb memory not remembering!

It has been some time unfortunately. Though at least like with Chachamaru I'm not punishing you for your younger form. I did say that it was too little for my tastes, but it's more that I didn't count it at all rather than having it be punished.

: To think that you would mock me for not showing my ass more!

Plus your measurements are smaller than Chachamaru! Granted she's also taller, but she is still curvier than you in all aspects and even grows her ass! You on the other hand are more mamocentric. I blame a lot of your nude scenes being from the front.

: Boo poor ideas!

: Grrr! It's not like I wanted to be naked most of those times!

Don't worry as I understand, most of them are Negi's fault and on accident to boot. That said, most of your outfits are fairly good at least. Not as great as Chachamaru's, but you do share some like the school uniform for example. Your black cosplay outfit was cool too.

: And my Chiu outfits?

I mean they aren't too bad, but I like your other ones more.

: That's only because you're a glasses fetishist!

That does help...

: That's it! I'm tired of being mocked like this!

: You should have thought of that before you became our enemy! You could have left us alone and then we'd never have to do a blog on you at all!

Being fair Chisame was someone I considered even at the beginning. Sadly so much about her has changed, including my feelings about her, so it is very bad for her. Especially in the upcoming areas...

: W-wait, you mean that it will become even WORSE?

Much like the franchise did after UQ Holder, I suppose. But that's enough talking about it. How about we continue with the blog?

: Sounds good to me. The sooner we finish the blog the better.

Agreed, so let's get going!

*Topaz then continues the blog, not knowing that Chisame had another plan up her sleeve.*

: (whispering) To think that Topaz would be getting this far, and he said that he is going to be even harder on the upcoming areas... Luckily I still have one more thing...

*She looks over to the controls on her platform that came down. She starts hitting buttons as Topaz goes to the next areas.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Chisame is the type of character that I certainly had a slow 180 on. She started out fairly good, being the one to point out the issues with the class that no one else seemed to notice before revealing to be an internet idol secretly (a fact that she's embarrassed about). Her snark was playful in low amounts too, and she'd also smack Negi when he is overthinking things or about to do something that would cause issues in his relationship with others. She's also good with computers, which explains her internet persona as everyone (should) lie about themselves and create a separate persona from real life. Chisame uses photoshop to be a proto-e-girl/vtuber and chats with her fans likely to fan her ego (even if ordinarily she tends to self-depreciate herself unfairly). She specifically likes small powerful electronics, a shame she was created prior to smartphones becoming as popular as they are now, and she dislikes both useless people and surprises. As mentioned she's smacks Negi, which makes sense as not only is she a tsundere but one that was created by Ken Akamatsu. As such she gets her tsun side focused on, which is troublesome because Asuna already had that role in the series and was close to Negi. As a result, plot pushed her away and forced Chisame to have more time in the spotlight. This includes Asuna being sealed away for a long time as well, which was a poor ending until time travel helped out. Most of the time Chisame complains about being in the spotlight too, preferring to be away from the action only to be pulled into it forcefully. Oh, and her pactio allows her to summon rodent-like creatures who are made out of electricity and helps her with hacking and other computer skills. Overall I did once enjoy Chisame, but between taking over the plot as the “lead female” hurt as did the next area which really left me heartbroken, and as a result she doesn't do well here. I'll also mention that she's voiced by Yumi Shimura, whose only other major role was Kanaria from Rozen Maiden, and she did a good job but retired from voice acting in 2012. As a result UQ Holder had to give her cameo a voice, and she got Daria Midou who only did a side character on the climbing girls anime and the ugly Chihiro from High Score Girl.
Grade: D

===Libido==
This is most likely Chisame's worst area. Granted much like her personality it wasn't a problem until she got forced into being a lead character, likely due to Akamatsu's own desires. She has no desire for Negi, and is about the only one to notice how strange it is that a ten year old boy is teaching their middle school class. However, due to being so close as if Chisame was Negi's babysitter way too much, she eventually started to have feelings. No surprise here, as this is a harem after all and most of the class is after him, and if nominal feelings were the only things there she wouldn't do as bad here. But no, after stringing us around for a few chapters without Negi telling the audience who he had a crush on near the end of the series the sequel reveals that it was Chisame. Even with far, FAR better choices like Nodoka or even Asuna who was a lead throughout the manga unlike Chisame who took over for her after they get separated, she is the one that gets Negi. She even refuses at first, but eventually falls for him out of pity as if that's what relationships should be based on! Like most things about UQ Holder it's a slap in the face to anyone who enjoyed Negima and truly between that and the anime having so many issues it's like this series was cursed! Overall even though I do like when meganekkos win, granted I'd rather have one that wears hers for most of the series, Chisame being forced into the winning role despite not playing for so long as well as the author bias really hurts her. A shame as otherwise she's fairly perverse, especially when it comes to her internet girl role. She does take R18+ doujins away from Negi, but I suppose that she was just trying to keep the young teacher innocent rather than not wanting him to have access at all.
Grade: D

===Age===
Chisame does fairly well, being more like most middle school girls. She is about 13-14 (I think, as she was born in 1989 and Negima is set in 2003 or so) and her birthday is February 2nd. She's also a second year middle school girl, moving up to the third year as the series goes on. There's also Chisame's mini version, but I don't know how to count that as while she does look younger it's due to magic rather than something like a flashback. Still, thanks to all the data we have Chisame overall does really well here. She's a good age and there isn't too much to talk about though.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 56
Average score: 6.2
Final Grade: C+

And that's the blog for the week, so what do you think of it? I hope that I haven't forgotten anything.

: You likely have, as Chisame probably altered Pixiv or other sites like the troll she is!

: Do you really think that I care what an idiot like you thinks of me? Then again considering some of the things I should slap you!

I didn't say anything untrue. Or at least as far as I remember, it has been some time. Man I hate getting older and time passing.

: Better than the alternative. At least for those that think of you as being important. (L-like me...)

: That's not the issue, at least as far as I know. It's just the topics that you've been talking about and the low scores!

In all fairness you can blame UQ Holder for most of that. Though I do suppose that Negima did force you into the spotlight, so much so that you might even have more screentime than Asuna the lead girl. Or a lot of other better girls like Nodoka.

: That doesn't mean that you can give me such a low score.

I mean it does hurt you as you forced your way to the center stage to swoop in and win. I'd say that's really annoying, and it's no wonder you lead the Unworthies! The other part that hurts you is your tsundere personality, which not only overlapped with Asuna but was even more annoying. You're more like Naru than she ever was!

: You take that back...

Struck a nerve I suppose. It's a shame really, as if it was about halfway through the series you would have been a far better girl. But after the finish and especially UQ Holder you've fallen so far.

: Just because I won? News flash, I was still a human and died, giving the other girls opportunities! And I thought that you didn't care about shipping either!

Normally I don't, especially while the series is going on. I just want to see my favorites get moments to shine. In all fairness Negima was long enough that most of the girls were given opportunities to show off. And BokuBen's ending idea was pretty good too. It's more that a lot of series had picks that were absolutely asinine! Between Working, TWGOK, Negima, and the Quints it's almost like all the popular harems pick the absolute worst character possible! At least for my tastes.

: Being fair Nino is pretty bad.

They're all pretty bad, with Miku being the most acceptable of the five. But being fair the lead wasn't too much to write home about either. Like Oregairu...

: Poor Saori Hayami girl getting stuck with the terrible emo...

: That's enough!

Of us mocking you or ignoring your blog by talking about other terrible harems?

: YES! Both of those!

Well I do suppose that your age wasn't too bad. But for this series it's about average. Though having a loli form isn't bad either.

: Seems that I have at least a LITTLE leeway from you there. But it matters not. I shall teach you a lesson, one that you should never forget!

That's a tough ask, as I forget a lot of things...

: Not THIS!

*She presses a button on her keypad and the whole space station shakes and moves. Topaz and Riri are barely able to keep standing as Chisame gets into her chair.*

: A little turbulence won't wreck us!

: That wasn't what I was talking about. Do you know why you felt that?

Because we're in a space station? Wait, shouldn't the gravity in here keep us from shaking when it moves?

: Don't think too hard about the science stuff. What's more relevant is THIS!

*She turns on another monitor, showing the spacestation.*

What about it?

: It still looks stupid.

: But look right HERE!

*She points to the tip of the Omega Lazer, which was starting to charge up.*

W-wait, the Omega Lazer!

: That was fixed!

: I was working on it while you were doing those last few topics, putting the finishing touches on it. And look at what it's aiming at too...

*She presses a button, showing off Topaz's kitchen. Two girls are in there, eating as usual.*

Nooo! My candy!

: Are you sure that we should be eating his Halloween candy

: It shouldn't matter as he's probably forgotten about it. And if not we can just say that he ate it already, ni-pah~

How horrible!

: That's right, I'm going to fire the Lazer right at your house, destroying it and your other assistants at the same time!

: And the kitchen! Hasn't it been through enough already?

: You know, I was expecting you to be more angry about your assistants being threatened, but if that's how you want to play it.

NO! They are important too!

: Then the answer is obvious! Give me a better score or I'll orbital strike your precious girls! Then I'll attack other girls until you have no choice!

I choose... Another option! Ririchiyo, NOW!

: ...What?

Do something with the controls!

: Listen, I'm not you when your parents need help with computer stuff. I don't know what to do.

Just hit it enough, that always works!

*She transforms.*

: I highly doubt it, but here goes...

*Riri then uses another wind slash from her weapon, hitting the console that Chisame as at. The villain moved out of the way, but as the controls spark they can tell that something went right. The lights flash and a loud explosion is heard. On the outside the lazer overheats, blowing up. Chisame looks very amazed.*

: To think that you would destroy the panel and overheat the Lazer...

HA! Quick thinking, right?

: WRONG! You've damages the life support systems and the hover systems! We're slowly falling to Earth as we speak!

: T-that isn't good...

: You THINK? Then again... I have an out. Sceptrum Virtuale!

*Chisame summons her companions.*

: Take me to the internet and safety!

*With that the pick her up and they all dive into the computer.*

Oh no! She's escaped, and into the internet!

: I don't know if she escaped, but we have to make it out before we crash! Or burn up in the atmosphere!

*Meanwhile, in the internet.*

: Phew! I'm glad to have made it out safely, and into the arms of my fans!

*Unfortunately, the spirits seem to have dropped her in another location. One that isn't so nice...*

LIVES4FEET: SHOW FEET!
MikeTyson'sBum: This Vtuber sucks! I'm going back to my waifu!
SocialApathy69: Say Ara Ara mommy!

: W-wait, this isn't where I'm supposed to be! Where are my undying fans who will rescue me!

M4G4MoguMogu: Want more supporters? Buy them at *link removed. User banned for Spam.*
TotallyIssei: BOOBIES OR GTFO!

: N-no! This is horrible! I've got to get out of here!

*She tries the door that is behind her, but it returns her to the same room.*

: I can't be trapped here! I know that I said I wanted to be the number one idol on the internet, but this is no way for me to end up!

SocialApathy69: SAY ARA ARA!
SoraKnight13: Hololive is better!
RainbowWaifus4Ever: Shut your mouth! Nijisanji is best!

: N-noo... Such horrible chats! And without mods or the ability to silence it... The ones appearing in the blog aren't even the worst of the lot either! I haven't seen so many things dropped since I played Mega Man 5 and went against Stone Man...

*With that we return to Topaz and Riri who are still running. Well, being fair Riri is carrying him, as in her demon form she was far faster.*

W-WAIT!

: What? Do you see a way to get out of here?

Don't follow me!

*Topaz enters a room and locks the door behind him. Riri pounds on the door.*

: Please don't say that you're locking yourself up behind! You're not Yang, Topaz!

*Toilet flushing is heard, as well as a sink. Topaz comes out washing his hands.*

: Please don't tell me-

I didn't have to go, but the flushing helped calm me down. But I have to do THIS!

*Topaz pushes Riri into the escape pod, closing the door behind her.*

There's only enough for one, but don't worry! I assure you that I'll be back!

: TOPAAZZZ!!!

*The escape pod flies off as the space station continues to fall to Earth. Meanwhile, with the most annoying creature possible he is in a featureless plains.*

: La la la~ Doing trap frolicking! La la la~

: Who goes there? I was busy trolling on this one girl's live stream, hoping for boobies!

: It's just me! And while I look like this I'm only called a boob sometimes!

: Boobs? I'm interested, despite being a lolicom. Have I mentioned that?

*However, unknown to them the wreckage of the space station soon falls on them. A certain pink blight barely crawls out, looking very beaten up.*

: I sure am lucky, but I need to help the other two! Maybe they'll reward me by-

*The escape pod Ririchiyo was riding crushes him, the door opening after landing as she comes out.*

: TOPAZ! Please, tell me you're alright!

*She looks over the wreckage, to no avail. It was all melted and otherwise impossible to look through as well, so she takes a deep sigh.*

: Looks like I'll have to ask Kimiko...

*She heads to town, passing a “couple” on the way.*

: Hey, Nodoka... Have you seen Chisame around?

: I have not, though I do know you like her.

: I did at one point... But it seems that perhaps I was too hasty and picked poorly. Do you want to keep me company while I wait?

: Of course! I have a lovely spot in the library which is just beautiful this time of year...

*The two of them head off, in a much better than canon pair. However, a girl with a large forehead watches while sneaking around.*

: I'm so happy for you, Nodoka! Though... No, I shouldn't be jealous. Just following them should be alright... right?

*Riri eventually arrives at Topaz's house, and Kimiko is on the phone.*

: There you are! Do you know what time it is?

: No, but it seems that you had some of Topaz's candy...

*Rika pushes the wrappers under the sofa with her foot.*

: That's not important! We heard that Topaz was killed, so Kimiko has been calling all the “death”-related places in Gensokyo!

: Hello? Is Topaz here?

: Uh, I don't think so? Have we seen him lately, Eiki-sama?

: Do not be floundering like that, Komachi! You should know that he has already been here, so he would have no reason to return!

: He's already been here too, and same with the Satori girls as well...

: Unfortunate! Thanks for your help though!

*She hangs up.*

: Where could he be?

*The phone soon rings, and she picks it up.*

Hello?

: TOPAZ!

: TOPAZ?!

*She runs to the phone, worried about the blogger.*

: (Don't be too rough on him) And where do YOU think you are?! (Dang it!)

I'm fine, I just burned up in the landing!

: So you're in a hot place?

Not at all! I don't think I'm in a place with undead. Well, I do smell the stench of undeath, but there's also a nice Spring smell too...

: S-SPRING?!

Yeah! There's a tree that's letting out a lot of cherry blossoms. Seems oddly out of season though...

: Wait... There's only one place he could be! At least this time of year. Topaz, is there a girl with pink hair with you?

Yeah! She sure is eating a lot of rice balls made by her white-haired assistant...

: Awesome, I know just where you are! See you soon!

Of course! And I'll be seeing you readers next time! I'm glad to see you made it home safely too, Riri!

: Y-you didn't need to say that! (but thank you, Topaz.)

*And with that this week's blog ends. Be sure to come by next week for the annual Touhou blogs as well!*