Nov 25, 2009
WATCH OUT! This review and rating is based on Hentai scale. Parental discretion is advised.
And another Hentai i'm going to review. Let's hope that this will help you to watch OR not watch this Hentai... i made ya hot just now, am i right? :D All right, then let's not waste a second and let's get straight to the "Xpressive" facts... don't know if that word makes any sense, but so what? ;)
Let's start with one of the most critical and sensitive spots of similar every Hentai; the story. The plot is about a guy who observes a old guy, who fondles a young girl.
This girl thinks that our lovely main character did it. After that, he meets this old guy again and he decides to join something like "The group of fondlers". Every member has got different... erm fetisches? We got one guy who always brings his camera with him, then a guy who wants the girls to touch his [biep] and, of course, our main-character who gets called "Goldfinger" (uh, James Bond is in this Hentai, as well? Well to be honest: No.) Anyways. This old guy seems to be the "King" or "Master of fondling". Similar to a sensei.
That's more than half of a piece of the story, but i don't want to spoiler you, because there is also a woman who also seems to be a pervert and also got a yeah, decent background i'd say.
The story is, as u maybe already expected from the title, not an improvement in the genre, but there are some turnarounds and backgrounds in the story, so it isn't that bad but also not that good (hard to describe.)
I give it 5/10 points.
Horrible. That's what is is, horrible. The "normal" scenes may be standard, but the special parts of the body look just like they'r drawn by a little kid. Not detailed and just a bit love is implied. The point you can't really argue about are the animations. It's like in Rape! Rape! Rape! Not bad, but nothing to get excited about.
The sound is just a joke. The only got thing are the cute japenese girls, who (like in similar all hentai) do they'r best on the microphone. But the sound is... erm... was there any sound at all? I really can't remember, but the only two points the sound gets is for the japanese dubbers, who did a pretty good job.
Believe it or not, one of the "weight points" for this Hentai. We got characters with a pretty good background. We got the main-character who gets great turnarounds: Once he starts fondling those girls, then he want's to get out of the pervert world of fondling, and then he gets back. Why? Watch it ;)
Then we got this old man, who is used to be our main-characters sensei, the "king of the flock" i'd say, the "master of fondling" =)
Then we got a girl with blue hair (sorry, but i don't remember the names... where they mentioned?) who gets fondled by "the whole click". Another guy wants to fondle her in the train again, but he seem not to be good as expected, so he recognizes our main-character and says something like "Look how this guy is doing it." Seems that she is also a pervert =D
Then we got the guys, maybe the students of the master, with different kind of fetisches (i mentioned above.)
And we got the woman with a red hair, who has got (in some points) an awkward past, but then overall a pretty good background.
So, the characters are, for a hentai, pretty good and they all got different erm "things to recognize them", to explain it like this =) Anyways, they did they'r best, i guess but it could be a bit deeper.
Just like in Bakunyuu Oyako, this Hentai gets points for the comedy parts. Especially at the end, where the old man is watching from above and gives you a quotaion outta Star Wars. AWESOME! :D
And then all these informations, like: "Hold you'r arm in a 45° and extend your middle finger." Whoever want's to this in Real life too, watch it, it's helpfull, i guess :D
The old guy is definitly the king in this Hentai. He got awesome sentences. When our main-character want's to get outta the world of fondling, he locked himself in his house and he is shouting "You've got to complete your final exam" okay, u need to watch it, to find this funny ;)
Overall, this Hentai is really hard to describe: On one hand you got characters with a pretty interesting background, good comedy elements and, in episode 1, a very, very good cliffhanger. But on the other hand, it get's totally destroyed by the "not-so-good graphics" and the soundtrack... was there any soundtrack? I guess, i've got to skim through episode 1 and/or 2.
Anyways, this Hentai get's 5/10 points. It's like Bakunyuu Oyako: It isn't a Hentai you must have seen, but if you've wach it, then "Xpress train" gives you a pretty descent story :)
That's my truth. And nothing but my truth :)
Reviewer’s Rating: 5
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