Cleavage

Oh wow. Just when you feel like getting some lovely big-breast fetish anime, along comes dreck like 'Cleavage' and reminds you just what a sad state of affairs hentai OVAs are in.

It's your typical setup which I've read or seen in, oh, *EVERY* incest work out there: Guy lives alone with girl. Said guy and girl are related (though not by blood - can't have THAT!)
No parents, so guy and girl get lonely, start having sex, BLAH BLAH BLAH.
It's a winning formula... except it's that winning formula which has been overdone to death by now, so could any of these ero writers please, PLEASE pull ... their heads out of the sand and maybe, just MAYBE, read something else? Please? Just quit with this cliché BS which you've been peddling since too long.

I guess there's more to the plot -- art teacher (WITH BIG BREASTS!) who notices this quasi-incest affair, schoolgirl lesbian (WITH BIG BREASTS!) who just wants to be loved, whiny male friend (WITH BIG BREA-- oh wait, he's just a big tit), and... actually, I'm pretty sure that was it for episode 1, I just couldn't be arsed watching the other half because this OVA suffers from QUALITY (that means it's really badly animated, kids).

I can't count the number of times (ok, I could, but that would take ages) that I had to just stop & giggle with laughter because of the amateur work that went into... static faces. Seen from a distance.
How do you mess that up?
Actually, let's zoom in on this problem -- how do they mess up the close-up shots, too? Or even the breast physics - correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't they the whole point of this fetish? If you can't even make your boobs jiggle & bounce correctly, please stop drawing, go down to the nearest porn store, and do some "research".

So, 'Cleavage'. A rather dire, cliché-driven big boobs/incest-fetish OVA, animated on a shoestring budget & to be avoided at all costs.
Unless you like this kind of crap, then I'm all for wasting 25mins or so.

And before you ask: 2/10 because I popped a semi.