Shintaisou: Kari

Well, just as the name implies… this is a damned Hentai. And you know what? It’s pretty much just as you would believe a hentai would be, bad animation, bad dubbing, and bad scripts. It’s pretty much only made for someone wacking themselves off or for those dark perverts who want this stuff. And while it has its moments where even I could say I got a little interested in what was happening on the screen, this does not get the best grades when you get right down to the reviewing part of the talk.

We start out with this loser character named Nikusuke, who ... is an overweight middle age man. He’s fat, rather ugly and gross looking. It’s not my fault when I am describing him, that’s really how he looks. Anyway, he’s a loser who lives in a small apartment and ends up somehow getting a job as a P.E. Teacher at what I believe is an all girls school. You want to know why I think it’s an all girl’s school. Not because it was actually said, but because they showed nothing but female students throughout the whole show. He is always watching the girls, looking at them with perverted eyes and yet is pretty much the stepping stone for the rich bitch of a girl who got him the job.

Then the only other character that seems to have any depth in there character (And I use that in the loosest term) is the girl named Tomomi. Remember the rich bitch that I was talking about a little bit ago? That’s the girl. She, for some stupid reason, seems to only want to have her only friends to get raped so hard core by this perverted guy. There was also not really any type of Gymnastic stuff to it except for the fact they used Gymnastic items in the sex they did. This might as well been called Rhythmic Bondage and actually not even Rhythmic. Nothing you say would make me think other wise too so don’t try to prove me wrong.

The animation was really bad, consisting of looping animations and simplistic backgrounds for anything that actually moved. It made me want to gag when they got to the sex portions, especially when they showed the guy. It was bland, and lacked in any type of outstanding animation.

The dub was what you would expect as well, making me laugh at how stupid they sounded. All the girls seemed to love to call out the guys name twice in one sentence. It seemed like it because they couldn’t not say his name for 5 seconds. And that was the same with Tomomi’s name as well. My ears felt like they were bleeding with many of the voices and I think the only one that worked was Nikusuke’s because it was perfect for the most perverted person ever.

If you want something to wack off and you don’t care if it has some really gross out images, go ahead and watch it… if you want something that actually makes sense or has good graphics, then go find something else.