Chitose Get You!!

From time to time, a series comes along that isn't satisfied with just being terrible. Maybe the studio made it as a joke. Maybe they hate their job. Maybe they are just flat out sadists. Or it could be that it just didn't get that much money. In any case, somehow the studio will manage to mix the ingredients with such perfection, that there isn't a single redeemable value in the show, whatsoever. This is where Chitose Get You!! comes into the picture.

See, there are quite a few factors that make up such a terrible show. For a start, let's look at the technical stuff. ...
The animation is by all means terrible (I know I'm being redundant at this point). Not only is the art incredibly not-detailed, it's barely even animated. You can probably count the number of individual frames per episode on one hand.

It is a 3 minute per episode gag show, of course, so we should expect some jokes to be fired off at a reasonable pace, right? Right?
Chitose Get You!! manages the incredible feat of being a 3 minute show that is extremely drawn out. Each cut is just about twice as long as it should be, and all that extra nothing of anything is filled by some simple sound effects or one of the characters saying "kochi" or something. And the jokes aren't even funny.

But even the most terrible shows have reasons to be watched and that is by the very virtue of being so incredibly terrible. It is an absolutely perfect show for those of you who want to watch something "ironically", so you can tell your friends how terrible it is. It's also a great show for masochists.

Other than that? Avoid like the plague.