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(The Devil’s Advertisement)
Are you a woman feeling dissatisfied with having a flat chest?
Are you unable to afford those expensive surgical breast implants?
Are you unable to charm the man of your dreams because of your insecurity?
If you answered, “yes” to any of those question, fear not! For we, at the Devil’s Factory, have a new affordable product! Introducing our newest breast enhancers, the 'D-Plant'!
1) What is the 'D-Plant'?
– The 'D-Plant' is a crossbreed between a dragon and an insectivorous plant, it’s 100% organic and contains no chemical preservatives. Unlike most plants, this plant grows a unique fruit shaped like a breast, this breast fruit, if eaten, enhances and increases the bust size of any woman, regardless of how small they were before.
2) Who discovered this plant?
– That is an excellent question. This plant was first created by a crazy devil scientist named Maverick. But, then he got arrested and let the creature go free. Then, a boob-loving man named Issei and his group of sexy demon woman (with another guy), encounter this 'horrible' plant. Issei sympathizes with the plant because it wants the world fulled with large-breast women and wants to save it, but the girl don't really like perverted animals or objects and destroy it. But, we, at the devil's factory, managed to recreate it. So, please enjoy this excellent plant.
3) What does it eat? And how do I feed it?
– This plant doesn’t require any water or sunlight. In fact, you don’t need to feed it. It feeds on you! Now, don’t be discouraged, it doesn’t eat you, but rather it sucks on one's breast, draining the spiritual energy from your body. At first, you may feel tired, but after a few weeks, you will regain your strength and much more. Furthermore, you may ‘feel’ a tingly pleasure from having your breast stimulated. This is intended to put the owner in a euphoric state, while feeding the plant. Overall, it’s a win-win for both you and the plant.
4) Are there any risks to owning this plant?
– Risks include: dangerous vines when being provoked, white liquid that dissolves one’s clothes (no skin damage), feeling of tiredness, being in a hypnosis state, and increased heaviness around the chest area.
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If you aren’t convinced, here are the words of some previous customers:
Customer A – “I used to be a size ‘AA’, but after eating the fruit, my bust size increased to a ‘D’!"
Customer B – “I used to be insecure about having a small chest, but after owning the ‘D-Plant’, I became more confident!"
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Call now and we will give you our limited supply of Egyptian Clothing. These Egyptian clothes are a pair of golden metal undergarments, upon wearing them, you will immediately feel the urge to dance and flaunt your breast. These undergarments are the perfect clothing to arouse your partner.
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