Jun 26, 2014
My biggest gripe with this anime is how ugly and bizarre-looking the characters are. Indeed, there is a fine line between highly stylized and just plain ugly. This has crossed that line.
The uke looks like what would happen if Shou Tucker got his hands on Pico and a yorkshire terrier. He is oddly angular, is nearly always crumpled in a position to receive his seme's penis, his eyelids have many wrinkles in them to make him look like an old woman when he's closing them, and he's nearly always crying like a little bitch (see: yorkshire terrier). The seme should put a bow in
...
his hair and call him Precious.
Speaking of the seme, he's the ugliest wart of all. He's about seven feet taller than the uke (who probably has to stand on a stool to give him a BJ). If this were real life, the seme would be roughly the height of a telephone pole. His head is shaped like a yield sign. Sometimes it's too small for his body, and he looks like a pinhead. It's decidedly un-erotic. His hands always have the trademark yaoi-genre hugeness. Every time he sticks a finger up the uke, he's getting a prostate exam. He also has a bizarre, straight-across hairline, which is a severe deformity and most likely the result of a bad hair plug technician.
This anime has all the sensuality of a Hagrid x Dobby fanfiction. None of the rape scenes will get you wet unless the thought of a telephone pole with a yield sign for a head and baseball mitts for hands f*cking a small yappy dog gets you hot. All in all: do not watch this anime if you're looking for a coherent romance. You will not find that here.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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