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In memory of Chad Eren.

Feats of chadness include:

Going on a one man undercover mission to infiltrate Marley.

Participates in a war offscreen just to blend in, fucking loses his leg in the process.

Tricks a kid so he gets to psychologically bully Reiner more.

Compliments the kid's non asshole behavior anyways because that's what real men do.

Sinks Reiner x Dying ship by refusing to kill him on the spot while the guy begs for him.

World sees him as the devil so he turns in to a titan just to show them to be careful what they wish for.

Cucks Willy by tearing him in half and eating him after he heard Willy say he doesn't wanna die during his speech.

Drags the entire survey corps in to the mess, knowing he is too important for them to not rescue.

Punches Warhammer whilst transforming.

Transforms multiple times to the point that it surprised Pokko and Pikku.

Uses Porco as a goddamn nutcracker and then repeatedly slams his useless carcass on the floor.

One punches suicidal fellow chad Reiner.

Takes Levi's kick in the face and is not afraid of him anymore.

Gropes Hange.

Gets thrown in a cell but he just left after presumably running out of toilet paper.

Unofficially the successor of Mega Chad Erwin "The Devil" in Floch's eyes.

Chad Floch follows him.

Outsmarts everyone.

Influences his predecessors to do batshit things.

Fucking names himself through the Paths.

Calmly roasts Mikasa and made Gabi shit her pants.

Gets the "You only use violence because you can't prove me wrong" Armin to use violence.

Lets Armin get a punch in out of pity. Beats the shit out of him afterwards.

Double dares Pieck to shoot his head off.

Seemingly more annoyed that he lost his legs. Sees Reiner on top of an airship more as a threat than Porco BESIDE him who literally just tore his legs apart giving him 0 respect.

Managed to hold on quite well fighting 3 elite titan shifters and an army before getting help.

Let his head bounce off, knowing his baseball expert brother is capable of catching his head.

Unleashes the Rumbling, Colossal Titans fucking trampled 80% of the world's population.

Lets everyone know he is powerful enough to win without trying, gives them a chance anyways.

Manipulates Ymir to grant him power and totally disregards Zeke's plan of giving every Eldian useless balls.

Can summon the titans from all the ages just to play with the Alliance, he could have gotten them to kill them all if he actually tried but he didn't.

(If I missed something, feel free to add.)

Oh Eren, where did it go wrong?

Chad Eren died offscreen, replaced by the loser 139 impostor.

Don't worry, he's in a place where all chads reside in the afterlife. Casuals call it heaven, but it's real name is "Poundtown."

Poundtown forever.

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