I'M SO SAD I'M MISSING OUT U KNOW THAT RIGHT LIKE NOT EVEN BC I CAN'T AFFORD TO GO
i may not have known i wanted to witness this when we first met, but i'm heartbroken i don't get to experience the pure chaos of this beautiful union at it's peak.
like i still think about peak-syaz quotes like "anything to get me out of work" and "we can have sex now"/"let's consummate this marriage"
and omg i read that as "wet n' wild" and accepted it. new wedding idea u should get married obvs at universal but the whole ceremony will take place while waiting in (unlimited) line and riding the jurassic park water rapids experience. that or the battlestar galactica cylon ride. or both bc that that accounts for both "wet" and "wild" aspects. just over and over.
words that should have stayed in the 201X's: sozza
please only respond with acceptable deviations, like "okay nyoomer"
u make it sound like he threw a pie at u and u slipped in it but then u were like "hm this pie is actually pretty good do u also bake?"
that's ur origin story please recant it at your wedding (credit me, waifu 4 laifu no more, who is too broke to be there) as it will create a fun mystery element to ur wedding that only true believers (people unfortunate enough to know me) will know i scripted
i can't think of a sufficient reply to this
it's so chaotic you're baiting me and i'm gonna say it anyway
o̲̹̻̭ͅk͕̱̪ ͇̙͑͋b̑̈ͯͣ̒o̟̮̺om̼̑e̤̮͍ͫ̑̿r̹̘̠̘̞̪͋ͯ̊ͣ̎̑ͧͅ
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i may not have known i wanted to witness this when we first met, but i'm heartbroken i don't get to experience the pure chaos of this beautiful union at it's peak.
like i still think about peak-syaz quotes like "anything to get me out of work" and "we can have sex now"/"let's consummate this marriage"
and omg i read that as "wet n' wild" and accepted it. new wedding idea u should get married obvs at universal but the whole ceremony will take place while waiting in (unlimited) line and riding the jurassic park water rapids experience. that or the battlestar galactica cylon ride. or both bc that that accounts for both "wet" and "wild" aspects. just over and over.
please only respond with acceptable deviations, like "okay nyoomer"
u make it sound like he threw a pie at u and u slipped in it but then u were like "hm this pie is actually pretty good do u also bake?"
that's ur origin story please recant it at your wedding (credit me, waifu 4 laifu no more, who is too broke to be there) as it will create a fun mystery element to ur wedding that only true believers (people unfortunate enough to know me) will know i scripted
UR NO LONGER SOLELY MY WAIFU
it's ok i'll think of a new insult this decade hopefully
t-minus 202X
it's so chaotic you're baiting me and i'm gonna say it anyway
o̲̹̻̭ͅk͕̱̪ ͇̙͑͋b̑̈ͯͣ̒o̟̮̺om̼̑e̤̮͍ͫ̑̿r̹̘̠̘̞̪͋ͯ̊ͣ̎̑ͧͅ
so basically low-res anime, you absolute hipster
the last time u watched an anime was almost 3 years ago
get on my lvl
I'M HEARTBROKEN AND WILL NEVER RECOVER
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also thx for always keeping me as ur waifu 4 laifu
my studies are going well!
happy that im finally on summer break~
i haven't really be on since march hehe,
and aw hope you're getting rest!
im okay!! how about you? :)
high fashion high fashion
i'ma give u more