Aug 18, 2012
So...my morbid curiosity just slapped me in the face big time. After seeing all the overwhelming negative reviews for this I decided to check it out. It's only 2 episodes, so why not?
OH DEAR GOD I will forever regret this decision. I don't think I've ever seen something scrape the absolute hell out of the bottom of the shit barrel like Eiken does.
Story: N/A
It's about a loser guy that gets taken in a school club full of girls that all want a piece of him. It's your typical unoriginal harem plot.
I don't expect much in terms of story for a 2 episode OVA. This anime
...
has many other...bigger...problems.
Art: 3/10
Apart from the excessively big tits that are on screen bouncing for no reason 90% of the time, it's nothing special.
Sound: 3/10
Typical cutesy voice acting from a good chunk of the characters, just with annoying bouncing sound effects and random sucking noises piled on top. I didn't watch the English dub, but heard it was terrible.
Why the hell anyone would want to dub this show is beyond me.
The music is decent I guess.
Characters: 1/10
Just...just look...
http://minus.com/lFmhnOrGRevRV
Even if the girls didn't have those atrociously large tits, it still wouldn't matter. None of them have any development, and the only purpose they serve is to flash their tits and asses.
Oh yeah, that attempt at romance at the end was laughable.
Enjoyment: 1/10
None. It's not funny, it's not cute, it's not entertaining, and it sure as hell is not sexy.
This is easily the absolute worst anime I've ever seen, and this is coming from a guy that likes ecchi and hentai. Hell, even most hentai that I've seen did not stoop to this level of absurdity.
Even if it's not supposed to be taken seriously as some people claim, it still is not enjoyable - At. All. If you want an example of parody done right, watch Excel Saga, Panty and Stocking, or Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei. That single moment in episode 3 where they made fun of Dragon Ball Z is better than the entirety of Eiken.
*sigh*
It truly blows my mind on so many levels that shit like this is allowed to exist. Thank god it only got 2 episodes.
If it was possible for me to rate this a zero, I would do so. Please do not watch this show.
Reviewer’s Rating: 1
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