Sup, I'm Jeremy. I'm here because Brett is a faggot and told me to make a profile. I added all of the subsequent information because I have no life, so fuck you.
I WAS CHILLIN IN THE KITCHEN, MAKING A SANDWICH WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I HEARD TREMENDOUS NOISE COMING DOWN THE STAIRS. MY DAD FELL DOWN THE WHOLE FLIGHT AND WHEN HE FINALLY REACHED THE FLOOR HE TOOK A DEEP BREATH AND EXCLAIMED "AWW BALLS!" I LOL'D HARD AND ASKED "HEY DAD, HAVE A NICE TRIP?" TRYING TO HIDE MY LOL
HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I MEAN HE SERIOUSLY BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME
WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE
I'M STILL COVERED IN BLOOD AND SHAKING VIOLENTLY. THE DOOR'S LOCKED BUT ...... OH MY FUCKING GOD.
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HE BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME
I MEAN HE SERIOUSLY BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF ME
WITHIN AN INCH OF MY LIFE
I'M STILL COVERED IN BLOOD AND SHAKING VIOLENTLY. THE DOOR'S LOCKED BUT ...... OH MY FUCKING GOD.
OH
MY
FUCKING
GOD
HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS THOUGH LOL