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Apr 18, 2010 1:35 PM
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Wypełń test i przekonaj się czy jesteś uke czy też może seme! :D
test w całości po angielsku bo polskie wersje ssą.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/668960/ultimate-yaoi-level-selector

mój wynik:

Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme!



Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

MWHAHAH, jestem mroczna jak dupa szatna 8D
Satte itta anta nanka wa Bai bai bai
Tte itai kedo ienai no wa Nande? Nande?
Anta nanka mitakunai no sa eien ni
Tte ietakedo omottenai no wa Nande? Nande?


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Apr 18, 2010 1:56 PM
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Aamu-chin, jestem wzruszona, mamy tak samo X"D


Angsty Uke You are -40% Seme!



Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

mnie pasi XD
Apr 18, 2010 2:57 PM
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mwahahha x 3

SUPA UKE!You are -100% seme!

You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!
Apr 18, 2010 3:08 PM
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ŻE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!?! O_O


The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme. !! O__________O WTF?! XDD

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.



WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XD
Apr 19, 2010 2:12 AM
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hahha Uke !



Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side




Apr 19, 2010 2:14 AM
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Muahaha!! Wyszło tak jak chciałam ;p


You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!
Apr 19, 2010 5:56 AM
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He :D

sensual soulYou have no yaoi percentage. You work all ways!



Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.

Most compatible with: other sensual souls
Apr 19, 2010 6:34 AM
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-100% seme! X.x

Super uke *zonk*
Apr 19, 2010 6:46 AM
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Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

skopiowałam złą odpowiedź, lol xD
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Ja jestem -80% seme xD Nature's mistake? WTF??! XD

PS: Ej, w innych testach wyszło mi, że jestem 'romantic uke' i 'don't fuck with me seme' xD <lool2>
Apr 19, 2010 10:17 AM

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Mi kiedyś wyszło w innym, że jestem jakimśtam uke, jak zobaczyłam mój wynik, 200% seme, to mnie normalnie wcięło O_____O
Apr 19, 2010 1:11 PM

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SUPA UKE!You are -100% seme!



You are cute, loveable and huggable, everything a seme would ever want! You either have very mediocre skills/powers or have no skills at all. But that doesn't matter, You exist only for your seme's pleasure. And if you are lucky, you will be protected for the rest of your life! I wish you luck my little one.. for you are doommmedd doooomed for eternaty.

Most compatible with: Any seme actually!

Tak~! Zawsze wiedziałam, że jestem 100% Ukesiem XDD
Apr 21, 2010 4:40 AM

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Przeżyłam szok xD


Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.


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Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme!

Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)


A do mnie już i tak przyległo sadistic seme xD
Apr 24, 2010 5:05 PM

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Dobra lol nie wiedzialam ze ze mnie taka szorstka suka jest o,o... XDDD


Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.

a gowno prawda! XD Tzn... no emm.. XDDD wcale nie kontrouluje ludzi no! XDD


We're all golden
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on the inside :>
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sensual soul. You have no yaoi percentage. You work all ways!

Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.

Most compatible with: other sensual souls



Hahaha, good one xD
Apr 27, 2010 2:26 PM

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Ciekawe.. A tego chyba nie ma nikt? ;3

Your Result - The tyrant: you are 100% Seme!

You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you...

Most compatible with: Angsty Uke
Czyli rozumiem że jestem panem tego mhrocznego 'niegrzecznego' haremu powyżej? ^___^
Apr 28, 2010 10:03 AM

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Yaa, angsty uke jestem xD

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sensual soulYou have no yaoi percentage. You work all ways!


Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.

Most compatible with: other sensual souls

Nie no dobrze wiedzieć xd
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sensual soulYou have no yaoi percentage. You work all ways!


Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.

Most compatible with: other sensual souls

O a coś czułam, że coś takiego mi wyjdzie xD
Jun 20, 2010 2:10 PM

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SUPA UKE!
You are -100% seme! :3
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Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.
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Clueless SemeYou are 20% Seme!


Sadly for you, you are the clueless seme. Your soul mate is either right beside you or somewhere close by, but you don't notice at all. Your ditsy-ness is love-able, but sometimes god damn annoying; make life easier for the person you love by being more alert to subtle hints! But fret not, people like you tend to have happy endings.

OMG .///.
Sorry for my English ^^' If you notice any mistakes, please tell me about it ^^ Thanks for corrections ^^
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Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

hahaha ile razy bym nie robiła tego testu zawsze ten sam wynik xD
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zwiastunka said:

Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

nie obrazisz się, jeśli zacytuję, prawda? ;33

Zawsze jestem uke~ D: Ale nigdy nie byłam uke angstowym. Ojejć~ xD Widzę, że dużo nas tu takich xD
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You are the housekeeping uke! You are caring and you can cook, clean, wash up and you are good on the bed. Who could hate you but those jealous souls out there? But perhaps you don't care. Nothing rewards you more than your partner's rare smile after a perfect dinner. You are constantly seen in the kitchen wearing an apron. Housewives come to you for cooking tips! Your partner is one lucky guy.

ŻE CO PROSZĘ?! Gdybym była Housekeeping SEME, to jeszcze mogłabym się na to zgodzić... .3.
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Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.

Och, jak miło. A tak w ogóle to nowa jestem, więc witam.
Sorry for my bad english
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Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme!
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Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)
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The one in Complete Contro
lYou are 200% Seme.


Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.

WTF? W każdym teście mi wychodziło, że ja oboma albo akurat seme, ale żeby dwieście procent? xD Pomijając fakt, że Fuumy [ogólnie, anime mi do gustu nie przypadło] nie lubię, to jest spoko xD
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sensual soulYou have no yaoi percentage. You work all ways!


Congratulations! You are the sensual soul! It doesn't matter if you are seme or uke as long as you have a good time. And dammit, you make sure you do! You are liberal and unconventional; not that you ignore old believes, but you believe in freedom of actions! Good for you.

Most compatible with: other sensual souls

Nie no dobrze wiedzieć xd


Mnie wyszło to samo :).
" I will be your deadman,
With nothing but this blood on my hands.
Stuck in your "wonderland"... "
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Tego co ja mam to chyba nikt nie maXD Tylko jak to się wkleja? O.o
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You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.

Most compatible with: housekeeping uke - chciałoby się. ;]
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dziwnie mi wyszło
Nature's MistakeYou are -80% seme!


It is a wonder how nature ended up making you a male. You are a horrible result of a gender mix up! Behind that manly body is the soul of a sixteen year old school girl who sobs and weeps. But you are full of virtue and would never hurt a fly... You are idealistic and believe in happy endings. So, we can say you're very optimistic. We don't know whether to feel sympathy or happy for you.
most compatible with: The Gentleman
i nie nadaje się na seme bardziej jestem uke
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Mi wyszło, że jestem Succulent Uke(-99% seme). Ktoś tak ma? :P
Dec 28, 2010 2:23 PM
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200% to nic nowego ;P

Gratulacje! Jesteś jedyną pełną kontrolę. Jesteś seme (chyba że masz dziwne pragnienia i decydują się spróbować czegoś nowego). Uda Ci się uzyskać to, co masz oczy na większość czasu lub cały czas o to chodzi. Masz sposób dokonywania ludzi to, co chcesz i należą całkowicie do Ciebie! Lubisz wyzwania teraz i wtedy i wolą Ukes, które odgrywają trudne do uzyskania. Ale w końcu, co to ma być twój ... będzie twoje. Nie pozwól swoje ambicje coraz pochłonie ciebie.
Najbardziej zgodne z: Każda rzecz, którą chcesz. Seme lub uke są twoje do zgarnięcia.
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oraz

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Angsty Uke

Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

Oj tak.. Dużo tu nas :3
nyaaaa~! :3
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Za pierwszym razem wyszedł Angsty Uke, myślę "zrobię jeszcze raz" i znowu to samo xD
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You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you...

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To pasuje do mojego OTP, ale i tak ... hurr durr, herpa derp.
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The Gentleman
You are 75% Seme!

You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.

Wiedziałam, że przy mojej feministycznej duszy musi wyjść seme :D
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The one in Complete Control
You are 200% Seme.

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.

MWAHAHA xD
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no...tego się nie spodziewałam XD!
ghahah..

The one in Complete Control
You are 200% Seme.


Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.
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Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme!


Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Mroczny uke, nie mogę xD
To dlatego zawsze wolałam seme... Taak, to wiele wyjaśnia. No, więc jako prawie- Ciel: rozpoczynam poszukiwania Sebastiana :D
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Your Result:
The tyrantyou are 100% Seme!


You are one evil guy. You will get what you want whether they willingly come to you or otherwise. You are brutal and violent and sometimes merciless. Have your heart been broken once? You tend to resort to force too willingly and your weakness lies in your lack of patience. Be warned though, you may get his body but not his heart. Your partner may run away from you...

Miło. Szczególnie ostatnie zdanie mnie dobiło. >.>
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you are 75% Seme!

You are the gentleman! Every uke's dream seme, and every girl's dream man at that. You fit the image of a knight in shining armour. You are gentle and care for your partner. You are also romantic... *sigh* What more could anyone wish for? Long lasting relationships work best for you.

phi, tego się spodziewałem :3
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Angsty UkeYou are -40% Seme!
Yes. You are the angsty uke. Seldom smiling and probably persimistic, you are not likely to put in too much effort to give your seme pleasure. You probably have an unhappy past which you tend to brood on whether intentionally or not. Sometimes your angst tends to add unwanted weight to a relationship, but it also adds a certain level of excitement. The relationship may be against your will... but try to look on the bright side. if there is a bright side

Most compatible with: Tyrant (for good old SM fun)

Okej.. XD zaskoczył mnie trochę ten wynik :D
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Huhuh xD Kto by pomyślał? O.O

The one in Complete ControlYou are 200% Seme.

Congratulations! You are the one in complete control. You are a seme (unless you have strange desires and decide to try something new). You manage to get what you have your eyes on most of the time, or all the time for that matter. You have a way of making people do what you want and belong completely to you! You like a challenge now and then and prefer ukes that play hard to get. But in the end, what is meant to be yours... will be yours. Just don't let your growing ambitions consume you.

Most compatible with: Any thing you want. Seme or uke, they are yours for grabs.
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