| Lina: As we go into the middle hallway, there's a button on the right wall... Gourry: Found it! Lina: Do not push this. Gourry: I just did. === "Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Invers === How emberassing, I can't believe I got naked in front of all those people!-Fillia === "Oh great, it's a kid! I thought I was rescuing a babe, a luscious damsel in distress not some flat chested little girl" ~Gourry Gabriev === "Now that is a secret!" ~Xellos === "How does a guy with the brains of a jelly fish know about that time of the month!?!" ~ Lina to Zelgadis === Naga-(laughs) What sort of reckless person would dare oppose the world’s most beautiful, intelligent, and powerful sorceress, the incomparable Lady Naga?! === Naga-Oh, if it isn’t Lina. So it was you? They did mention something about highway robbery and a feather brained, bully of a sorceress with no cleavage. Oh, whatever. Time to get to work. Don’t take this personally... === Zelgadis: What do you want on your gravestone? Rezo: [big long speech] Zelgadis: Okay. [everyone walks off, leaving Rezo to die] === Lina: How many more times do I have to explain it to you, yogurt head?! *Gourry turns chibi and takes off his hair.* Gourry: Want some? Lina: No thanks!! === Gourry- (wearing a dress and tryign to jump off a ship to get away from his male admirer valun)) I'd rather get eaten by the seamonster then have to marry a man. ((sea monster appears.) Lina- It really came. gourry- It wasn't like i was trying to summon it === Valun- fowl beast you dare attack ::gets hit by the fish tale:: lina- he saw it but still he didn't get out of the way amelia- I knew he was a braggard but Gourry- You idiot do you expect that to make me want to marry you!!!!!! === "My mind is my power." -Lord of Nightmares === SUB "LINA: Brought together with Filia, who keeps going on about some nonsense about a threat to the world or something; Lina Inverse travels on with her squad of lackeys! ZELGADISS: Who are you calling a lackey?! LINA: Quiet!" DUB LINA: Led by Filia, the Dragon priestess, who keeps going on about some threat to the world or something; the beautiful Lina Inverse travels on with her squad of lackeys! ZELGADISS: Lackeys! GOURRY: Uh...what's a lackey? LINA: Quiet! === Gourry: Flipping her skirt? Dont be ridiculous! I just wanted to see what was in there. Zelgadiss: Isn't that usually of flipping a girls skirt? === Gourry: I have no name to give to the likes of you! Lina: Great so now its battle of the cliche men. === Amelia: Mr Gourry that moutain looks like a pile of..... Gourry: Now Amelia, princesses shouldn't use words like that. Amelia: But Mr Gourry... === Gourry: Whose the bad guy here? Lina: I don't know === *Lina lands on Xelloss' head* Lina: Now that's what I call incredibly great timing! Xelloss: No...No fair Lina!! You can't just jump on people's heads like that!! === Lina: Give a guy a break and you'll end up broken! Gourry: What’s that supposed to mean? Lina: Nothing, actually. === Amelia/Gourry/Zel: Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Tsuna! Lina: Tsuna? Lina Turns around Lina: TSUNAMI!!!!! === SUB Gourry: Lina it looks as if you stuffed yourself so much that the food is past your breasts Lina: YOU IDIOT ::throws fork at the table, Zelgadis and Gourry duck:: DUB Gourry: HEY LINA! Lina: What? I'm eating you idiot Gourry: Your stomach looks as if it's passed your tits Lina: WHAT DID YOU SAY ::throws fork:: === Martina: You washboard chest! Lina: What did you say! Gourry: Lina dont you'll kill us all! Lina: I dont care, I'm taking all of you down with me Lina: FIREBALL!!! === "What is the reason for my existence? To be a convenient lackey fo Lina? No, that can't be right. I know it's dark and mysterious, BUT no that dark and mysterious." Zel, in the Next season. === Martina: Hold it! Lina/Gourry/Zelgadiss/Amelia: MARTINA?! Zelgadiss: The worse possible person with the worst possible timing shows up... Lina: ...at the worst possible time! Martina: Master Xelloss! I’ve come to save you! Xelloss: Miss Martina? Lina: She’s your responsibility, pal. YOUR responsibility. === From Slayers Next, while the fight against the two Mazokus over Seillune is about to take place: Mazoku: The only way you're leaving this place is when you're dead, or... When you join us. Gourry: When she WHAT?! Zelgadis: You want Lina... Amelia: ... to join you? Everybody: For Gods sake, don`t do it! === Rezo: Are you planning to use her (Lina) as a shield? Zelgadis. No, as a projectile. (Throw Lina at Rezo) === Garv: Surviving is the worst thing you can do to someone who want you dead. === Gourry Clone: I'm hungry… Lina: Just like the orignal… Gourry: What? Lina Clone: I'm Hungry, I demand some food!! Gourry: Just like the orignal… Lina: What…? === Gourry: Your getting tall Amelia. Amelia: Naturally. It runs in the family. My sister is about as tall as you, Mr. Gourry. Gourry: Scary. Amelia: She IS! === Amelia: Mr. Zelgadus, when the battle is all over, will you come to Seyruun with me? Zel: I'll think about it. Amelia: Okay! === "don't worry.. i struck you with the backside.. hmm? oh, sorry.. this is a double edged sword" *Zelgadis* === Gourry:Say,when did the War of the Fall of Monsters happened Xellos:That was 1 thousand years ago to be precise Gourry:That means...Xellos...you...are a really really old man!! === "Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down. Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it. Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be MINE!!!!!" ~Lina Inverse === Dilgear: "Damn you! Just wait till I come back to LIFE!!!!" === Amelia: "Obey me, or feel the hammer of justice!" Amelia: "Pacifist Crush... Kindness to all creatures kick!... Good will toward man smash!" === Gourry: "What just happened? Huh?" Gourry: "Well, I was gonna say 'look out' but, well, ah, never mind." Gourry: "Keep eating like that and you'll bust everywhere but your bust." === Lina: "If you push me too hard, I might get violent." Lina: "Well I'm NOT a man." Lina: "Oh, great! A flounder with feelings." Lina: "How does a guy with the brains of a jellyfish know all about 'that time of the month'?" === Xellos: "Good! So you mean you believe that story?" Xellos: "Now that is a secret." === Zelgadis: "Don't worry, I hit you with the back side. Oh, this is a double edged sword. Sorry." Zelgadis: "Never mind! Just get your clothes on already!" |
LordiChangDec 22, 2009 6:54 AM
| and here is more, much more XD === Vrumrugen: Either agree to come with me to Sairaag of I will kill this girl. Lina: Threatening me with a girl hostage? 3rd rate sorcerers don't do that anymore! Vrumrugen: I said you were forcing my hand, didn't I? Lina: I don't care! Now I'm really pissed! In that case, you just forced MY hand! Amelia: That's it, Miss Lina! Forget me, just defeat the bad guys! Lina: Sure, sure! Fine with me! I'll do whatever you say! === Hero: Lina Inverse! Allow us, the Three Heroes of Gondor to defeat you! Lina: No thank you. === Amelia: Lina-san! You're so pretty! Lina: [blushes] Oh, come on. Gourry: Are you really Lina? Lina: Who'd you make myself out to be?! === Lina: 'Working to help people makes you feel so good!' Who thought that one up?! === Lina: FIREBALL! Amelia: That's the tenth group of heroes you've taken out today! Gourry: Raaaa! [Attacks] Amelia: That makes eleven! === Lina: Let go of me you jerk! If you treat weak little girls like me this way, you'll get cursed by the gods! You hear me?! === Lina: Hold it! Why do I have to be wrapped up in this thing?! Zangulus: Because if you weren't, you'd just cause trouble. Lina: What did you say?! Hold it! Hold it! Why, you. I'll show you what trouble is! I'll take ya apart! Why'd they have to wrap me up in this thing?! Let me out! Gourry: She's like a wild animal. === Lina: Compared with what my big sister used to put me through, that was nothing! Let's go Gourry! === Amelia: No, Lina-san! Don't look! [jumps at Lina, her chest in Lina's face] Lina: Huh?! What's the big idea? Darn it! I can't breathe! [holds up Amelia] STOP IT! It's bad enough a younger girl has bigger breasts without getting them squashed into my face! What's the big idea, Amelia?! Trying to start a fight with me?! === Gourry: I got left mixed up with right! Lina: [laughs] You're a real idiot! Gourry: Yeah, I guess so! === Amelia: Slypheel-san! Lina-san! Zel: Slypheel, are you okay? Slypheel: Uh, yes, I'm-- Lina: Hey! What about me?! Zel: No, I didn't mean it like that. And would you please get off me, Amelia? Amelia: Oh, sorry about that. [They both stand up.] Lina: Look, he's blushing! Zel: Leave me alone. === Gourry: What happens if there's another stairway in here? Lina: I turn violent. === Lina: So, what's this?! Slypheel: Um, I... er... Lina: Um, I... er, my ass! It's a dead end! Slypheel: Funny, isn't it? Lina: Oh, hilarious! === Gourry: Hey, the door won't open! Tiiba: Well, it only opens for someone who possesses great magical powers. Lina: If you need great magical powers, then it's my turn now. Zel: After saying that, you're going to be very embarrassed if you can't open it. Lina: Mind your own business. === Zel: You're a very peculiar young lady. Lina: I finally got him to laugh! === Gourry: What's the Book of Xoana again? Lina: AAAAAH!! How many times do I have to explain to you, yogurt for brains?!? Gourry: [Opens head] Wanna taste? === Lina: AH! SLUGS! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME! I can't do it! I can't! I can't! I can't! I can't deal with slugs! I just can't! GIVE ME SOME SALT, PLEASE! Daddy! Mommy! Sis! I hate slugs! I hate slugs! Gourry: Lina! Let go! Lina: Are the slugs all gone? === Amelia: Don't you think slugs smell so good when they're burnt to a crisp? Zel: That's escargot. === Amelia: Lina-san! You're great! Lina: Yeah, I suppose. You should compliment me more! === Lina: This situation has gotten too serious to make puns! === Gourry: Lina! Amelia: Lina-san! You did it! Lina: Piece of cake for me to handle... is what I'd LIKE to say, but that was really a close one. Gourry: You're crazy, you know that? === Amelia: Lina-san! What will we do?! Lina: That's a good question, actually... === Xellos: Why are you all so upset? Lina: If this doesn't get you upset, what the hell DOES?! === Gourry: Lina! Can't we do something?! Lina: Yeah. Hope for the best! === Sypheel: Um... Lina-san...? Lina: Hmm? Sypheel: Did you ever do crazy things when you were little? Lina: Uh... eh heh heh! Don't ask. === Lina: Men are pigs. It's sad, isn't it? === Martina: Monster?! That's a monster?! Lina: Can't you tell just by looking at it?! Martina: Someone raised as well as I has never seen a monster. Lina: Stop being so stuck up! === Lina: Suddenly I'm out of jokes to tell. === Zelgadis: Those two seem to have made friends quickly. Gourry: Lina's a lot nicer person than she sometimes seems. === Lina: When you run into a wall... applying some force to it... Amelia: Justice Shoulder Attack!! Lina: Is NOT what you want to do. Gourry: Hey! Are you okay? Amelia: Only because I could cast a levitation spell fast enough but LINA-SAN! Lina: That's why I said not to push on it === Lina: As we go into the middle hallway, there's a button on the right wall... Gourry: Found it! Lina: Do not push this. Gourry: I just did. === Lina: You'll see another button. Gourry: Which I won't push. Lina: Do not walk past without pushing it. Gourry: I just walked past it... [Boulders fall on top of Gourry] Lina: Would you WAIT till I finish reading before doing anything?! Gourry: NOW you tell me... === Zel: Damn it! Why do I have to do this?! Lina: At least you don't have to wear these ridiculous getups! I'm so embarrassed I could die! === Bandit: Not fair... Lina: Shut up! It's a small price to pay for letting you watch me sing and dance! Amelia: That's Lina-san for ya. === Lina: Okay! How do things look over on your end, Bunny-chan? Zel: Right... Nothing, so far. And by the way, would you PLEASE stop calling me Bunny-chan?! Lina: Oh? Why? I think it suits you, Zelga-Bunny-chan! === Zel: Lina has to win. This is the only way. Amelia: You look so serious, Zel-san! Zel: I'm ALWAYS serious! Now let's go! === Gourry: I hope [Lina] doesn't haunt us if she dies... === Martina: It's been a while, Lina Inverse. Lina: Ah...... who are you? Martina: Martina! Don't tell me you've forgotten about me! Zel: The former princess of Xoana castle, which you destroyed. Lina: OH! Yeah, I did that, didn't I? Wow, nostalgia trip. So, what's up? How's life? === Lina: My chest ISN'T like a washboard... They stick out like they're supposed to! Amelia: Next time, let's go to a hot spring that'll grow your breasts! === Xellos: But Martina-san is a very good person! Once she decided to get her revenge, she hasn't wavered! She'll use any means to get it! That's why she works so hard at her part-time jobs. Such ruthless and single minded devotion to a goal is quite admirable! Lina: Just HOW does that make her a "good person?" === Zel: Am I good or what? === Gourry: You did it, Lina! Lina: He-heh! Even though we didn't set it up between each other, you still knew what I had in mind, huh? Gourry: I could guess what it was. After all, we've been together for a while now. Lina: Connected whether we like it or not. === Lina: Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world! Can't he come up with something more original? === Zel: Why did you pull up her skirt? Look at what happened. You're a real pervert. Gourry: What? Her skirt?! I just wanted to see what was under it! Zel: That's EXACTLY what perverts do. Gourry: That's not it! She had a tail! Lina: A tail?! Gourry: Yeah, and it was very long. Zel: Hmmm... I think you were just too frustrated about not getting Lina into the sack, so you looked for another one. Don't try to lie about it. === Lina: Just you wait! I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THAT CITY! Filia: You're afraid of her that much? Lina: Hmph! Fighting a Demon Lord with a bamboo pole is a million times easier than crossing my sister! === Filia: No! It's the route on the right! Xellos: I'm pretty sure it's the left route. Filia: Nooooooooo! Xellos: Nooooooooo?? Filia: I won't listen to Mazoku! Xellos: Ahhh?! Why are you saying that out of nowhere?! Filia: Namagomi [raw garbage] like you have no sense of direction!! Xellos: Namagomi? Namagomi?! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET NAMAGOMI FROM?! === Lina: Why did you challenge us? I'm not really sure why. But I know that you made two mistakes: One was hurting a lot of people to achieve your goal. The other was picking a fight with me! === "I don't want to interfere with Rezo, I just want to kill him." -Zelgadis === Gourry: There's only one thing I didn't know about! Lina: Yeah? And what's that? Gourry: You're strong for a little girl! *Gets beaten up by Lina* Lina: Little Girl!? I'll show you!? === Lina: Hey Gourry! That's my chicken, give it back! Oh no! My chicken's ruined! Amelia: Your Chicken?! Your Chicken!? What about Gourry!? === Gaav, the Demon Dragon King: "I *HATE* people who hypocritically brandish Justice all over the place. Now BE GONE." === Amelia: "I landed on the guy I wanted to save!" === Lina Inverse: "Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the flow of time is where your power grows. I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand in front of this mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand. Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess. Dragon Slave!" === Lina Inverse: "Where monsters rampage, I'm there to take them down! Where treasure glitters, I'm there to claim it! Where an enemy rises to face me, victory will be mine!" === Lina: I just keep running into weirdos. With Gourry here being weirdo number one. Gourry: At least I'm number one at something. === Lina: Oh I'm so hungry! Why couldn't they show up after lunch. Zelgadis: You can afford to miss a meal. Lina: What's that supposed to mean? Are you calling me fat?! === "Well, you know they can't let these episodes be serious for too long." -Zelgadis === "Simple is best." -Xelloss === Lina: Xelloss, you're a pretty high-level mazoku, aren't you? Xelloss: Yeah... Oops! The cat's out of the bag. How typical of you, Lina. === "If I gave you my name, you'd get it dirty." === "Who does this guy think he is? Doesn't he know real men are princes who come on white horses?" === "Sore wa Himitsu desu." ("It's a secret.") Xellos === "Anchor . . . anchor . . . we need an anchor . . . say, Zel, how much do you weigh?" -Lina === "I guess they won't let us turn this show serious without a fight." -Zelgadis === "If you can fool your friends, you can fool your enemies." -Xellos Metallium === Zelgadis: Hey Lina, are you going to be playing with the fish man all day? Lina: That's easy for you to say! === Sylphiel: You mustn't use the Giga Slave, ever again. Ever again! Lina: But why not, Sylphiel? Sylphiel: It's a terrible spell that could return all creation to nothingness. If you were to miscast the spell, it wouldn't just kill us. It could consume the entire world in` a void of nothingness === Gourry: We got lost. I got my left mixed up with my right. Lina: You're a real idiot. Gourry: Yeah, I guess so. === Lina: Why do the stupid fish monsters always come after me? === Lina: (about Rahanimu) Oh brother. I think I'm gonna be sick. Gourry: But, I gotta say, his legs are sexy. Lina: What? === Gourry: Oh, can I ask a question here, Professor? Lina: Okay, Mr. Gourry. Try not to make it too stupid. === Lina Inverse: Well...? Sylvia: Um... well... you see... Lina Inverse: "Um... well... you see...” MY ASS! YOU'VE LED US RIGHT INTO A DEAD END! === Gourry Gabriev: [as the Dragon Fang gang closes in on a solitary Lina, Gourry suddenly appears] Stop right there! Member of the Dragon Fang gang: Who - who are you? Gourry Gabriev: [pauses to strike a heroic pose] If I gave you my name, you'd only get it dirty. === Zelgadis: (about Lina and Gourry) It never ceases to amaze me, how two people with so much talent can be so stupid! As soon as they get close to each other, they start fighting just like children! === Lina: Hey, Gourry! If you win, I'll treat you to dinner! Gourry: (ear twitches) I'm not going to forget that promise, Lina! === Lina to Gourry: "Give it back!" "Give you WHAT back?!" "I want my innocence!" === Gourry: What's a fiance? Is it...Is it a pickle?! Which one is it? Is it sour? Salty? Are they...tasty? Lina: I think you might be the pickle here! === "If you keep eating like that, your gonna bust everywhere, except your bust." === ________ |
| Lina "It's For the cause of justice so deal with it." Gourry " Where's the justice?" Amelia "Oh, it's around here somewhere." |
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