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Dec 16, 2009 2:43 PM
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Three races:

Harry Potter fans

Twilight fans

Anime fans

The story:A convention center has accidentally been booked for three cons at once. The fans have arrived and competition is fierce. There aren't enough booths to go around. The bathroom lines are pure hell. The unrest grows to epic proportions. The place is a powderkeg. Then it finally happens, a guy in a long black robe draws his wand.

I need help coming up with units though.
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Dec 16, 2009 2:50 PM
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No.
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Yes.
I'm back.
Dec 16, 2009 2:52 PM
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YES!
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I puked
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What about Trekkies and SW fans?
Might be material for an expansion.

The SW fans would naturally benefit from their armours. Though plastic, it goes a great way to defend from eye seeking wands or the nails and teeth of Twilight fangirls.

Also, the Twillight fans, being mostly girls, will probably have a slightly better hygiene than most of the others, making them more vulnerable to the smell attacks from the other factions.
Dec 16, 2009 2:55 PM
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The expansion set will feature three new races. Trekkies, Star Wars fans, and LOTR fans.
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Dec 16, 2009 2:57 PM
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Anime fans must have the greatest versatility and the greatest number of different units that share many of the specifics of the other races, but always run with a risk of infighting between the various subgroups.
Dec 16, 2009 2:57 PM
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but, what are the resources? and how do they mine for them?
Dec 16, 2009 2:58 PM

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Baman said:
Anime fans must have the greatest versatility and the greatest number of different units that share many of the specifics of the other races, but always run with a risk of infighting between the various subgroups.


old vs new
sub vs dub

I could list all day if I want into specific series'
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Baman said:
Anime fans must have the greatest versatility and the greatest number of different units that share many of the specifics of the other races, but always run with a risk of infighting between the various subgroups.
+1

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but, what are the resources? and how do they mine for them?
Resources are bathrooms, drinking fountains, and snack bars.
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Dec 16, 2009 2:59 PM

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pra said:
but, what are the resources? and how do they mine for them?


Organs. Small vehicles with meat grinders in front of them harvest them from the battlefield.
Dec 16, 2009 3:01 PM

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pra said:
but, what are the resources? and how do they mine for them?
Goods, be it manga, figures, posters of Edward or whatnot. These will be the primary resources akin to gold and money in most other RTS, used for recruiting the various units. Maybe some different classifications fo goods for different types of units too. These must be mined from convention booths.

Other resources should include food like Water, "Mana" potions and Pocky.

There could also be a hygiene meter, allowing you to choose whether to let your troops devolve into stinking beasts that deal greater damage though at the cost of taking more damage themselves, or let them keep somewhat healthy for defensive bonuses.
Dec 16, 2009 3:02 PM

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Lurker

Race: Anime

Special features: Comes to con in Twilight gear, but she only likes the doujinshi. Great for infiltrating enemy bases and planting Hellsing bombs.
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Dec 16, 2009 3:04 PM

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Female

Race: Twilight
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I sense imminent failure.

Dec 16, 2009 3:06 PM

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Female

Race: Twilight
Special features: Momentarilly stuns opponent with looks. Effect ongoing until she opens her mouth.
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Dec 16, 2009 3:09 PM

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Special features: Momentarilly stuns opponent with looks. Effect ongoing until she opens her mouth.
Anime's Yaoi boys and 2D only guys are immune to this effects though, as are several of the elite Trekker and SW units, due to having lost all interest in females (Though for the latter ones, equipping a Slave Leia costume will have a effect).
Dec 16, 2009 3:21 PM

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The Harry Potter faction has access to:

Broomers
Standard close combat units utilizing brooms for attack. May be upgraded with Quidditch balls for ranged attack ability with a chance to stun.

Battle Mages
"Wizards" and "Witches" excelling in quick close combat and distracting the enemy. Their poking wands can do critical hits on unarmored targets, and they can shout spell names in squeaky voices to confuse enemies.

Owls
People dressed as owls with actual Owl pets. Can utilize their Owl pets as flying attack units and have the ability to jump into enemies from high places if upgraded with the "FFFF I'M A OWL" ability.

Giants
Creepy old men cosplaying as Hagrid. Elite units that get critical attacks against child units.
Dec 16, 2009 3:27 PM

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Anime fans: Lucky Star bobbleheads.

Place them around the perimiter of your base. When enemy units approach their brains are fried with perverse sexual lust.


Twilight fans: M.O.M.s

Master Omnicient Momdroids. They know where you keep your porn and they are not happy.
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Dec 16, 2009 3:38 PM

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Twi M.O.Ms will have to be the Twillight faction's elite unit then.

The Trekkies' elite unit is a first class geek (Geek First Class) with 5 Phds in physics, astroengineering and whatnot.
Though physically weak, he has access to numerous abilities, like being able to construct ridiculous traps, a Telescope to survey the enemy base, make acids and build chainguns out of lego.
Dec 16, 2009 3:42 PM

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Baman said:
Twi M.O.Ms will have to be the Twillight faction's elite unit then.

The Trekkies' elite unit is a first class geek (Geek First Class) with 5 Phds in physics, astroengineering and whatnot.
Though physically weak, he has access to numerous abilities, like being able to construct ridiculous traps, a Telescope to survey the enemy base, make acids and build chainguns out of lego.
His Star Wars counter is Darth Vader Violin Guy. He has less science at his disposal, but his costume making skills provide natural armor against all but the most devious of traps, plus his legendary unit status grants him excellent movement.
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Dec 16, 2009 3:47 PM

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seeing as though most of the twilight fans are self-loathing overly emotional preteens, they'll probably just end up cutting themselves and licking the blood off eachother, with of course the occasional show-off werewolf guy jealously howling at the greasy edward cosplays.

i give it to the weaboos, wizard hats don't stand a chance

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