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Jan 23, 2017 6:13 PM

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Name: Yume
Species: Sea Cucumber
Personality: Playful, Needy
Likes: Shelly, playing on the beach, basking in the sun.
Dislikes: Violence, Being thirsty
Favorite Techniques: Sucking
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

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Name: Shelly
Species: Oyster
Personality: Dutiful, Clingy
Likes: Cooking, Playing on the beach, Dreaming of meeting her husband
Dislikes: Being Lonely
Favorite Techniques: Anything you want.
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Today we are celebrating friendship on would you date this monster girl. Our guests today have been friends as long as they can remember. They spend sunny days playing tag on the beach like a bunch of school girls on their summer break. Shelly may have a tendency of screaming while they play, hoping that her prince charming will come to save her, but don't be fooled because it is all in good fun. When they are done fooling around, Shelly hones her bridal skills by cooking for and taking care of Yume. Yume not only gets a free meal out of the deal but Shelly even goes as far as to let Yume suck on her. As a result Yume has become quite dependent on Yume's love and care and anyone wishing to date her will have to replace her, but don't worry if you can't cook because letting her suck on you will leave you both completely satisfied. Shelly on the other hand is fully prepared and anxiously waiting to become a wife and mother, willing to attend to her darling in anyway that he desires. But think carefully before accepting Shelly's invitation because once she has you she is never letting go. Will you choose Shelly, Yume, or maybe you want both. The choice is yours.

So, would you date these monster girls?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 23, 2017 8:48 PM

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neither :L
Jan 24, 2017 2:27 AM

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Hard to say about these two, even though Shelly has a nice personality from what I've seen in the game but it's her shell that's the problem...so sadly no. :(

As for Yume, I'm afraid not. :p
Jan 24, 2017 3:35 PM

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While they're both sweet, sadly I don't do well with needy girls. Shelly would be a maybe, but I don't think she'd up for "start as friends."
Jan 25, 2017 4:28 PM
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That's hard... Usually I'd say no, but I'm feeling kind of desperate right now... So yes to both.
Jan 26, 2017 5:37 PM

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I'll pass for both this time.
Jan 29, 2017 12:52 PM

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Name: Soapy
Species: Cancer
Personality: Diligent, Homemaker, Vengeful
Likes: Cleaning, Revenge
Dislikes: Being defeated
Favorite Techniques: Washing
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Before we get started I have been asked to point out that she is NOT the mother of the young cancer who was an earlier guest, just because they are the same species does not make this contestant the mother, it's racist to assume she is. Even if the resemblance is uncanny.

So do any of our viewers need a home maker? Is your room so cluttered you forgot what the floor looks like? Does your fridge contain more mold than food? Has it been so long since you showered that even your own family can't stand your smell? Well then you probably need to get some help, I mean seriously? But if you could use some help around the house regardless then we have the girl for you! Soapy here is a walking, talking, fully armored and down right sexy cleaning machine! Her ten sleek and slender, skillfully coordinated, hands makes doing the dishes go faster than ever. And her 100% natural soap, that she makes herself, can cut through the toughest grease stains while leaving skin baby smooth. She will quickly power through all of the cleaning chores and still have plenty of time to remove every last spec of dust from her beloved before they get down and dirty. But she is in limited supply so don't hesitate, call now!

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 29, 2017 3:54 PM

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I've missed a few. OK, one at a time:

Sara -- She's only sleeping with me as practice for getting freaky with someone else? Pass.

Yume and Shelly -- As I've said before, I like my monstergirls more girl than monster. So, no.

Soapy -- See above.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jan 29, 2017 7:29 PM

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No thanks, Amy already does any cleaning Soapy would
Jan 30, 2017 9:51 AM
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dcw2021 said:
So do any of our viewers need a home maker? Is your room so cluttered you forgot what the floor looks like? Does your fridge contain more mold than food? Has it been so long since you showered that even your own family can't stand your smell?
Have you been stalking me? But yeah, I would date her.
Jan 30, 2017 4:07 PM

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I think I prefer Amy, but Soapy's still a good pick. I'm not sure I make enough of a mess to get her really going, but she's still fun XD
Feb 2, 2017 3:19 PM

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tygertyger said:
I've missed a few. OK, one at a time:

Sara -- She's only sleeping with me as practice for getting freaky with someone else? Pass.
Glad I'm not the only one who interpreted it that way.

As for Soapy I do keep my own house clean, so I'll leave her for someone who's in more of a need for her.
Feb 5, 2017 8:38 PM

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Name: Beth
Species: Slime
Personality: Bubbly, Short sighted
Likes: Meat, Power, Boomerangs
Dislikes: Being Bored
Favorite Techniques: Dissolving
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox



Well I saw the thing coming out of the spring. It had two big eyes and it was wiggling.
I commenced to shaking and I said "Ooh-eee" it looks like a purple people eater to me.

She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. (She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.)
A two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater sure looks lovely to me. (Slime hair?)

Well she came to the show in a jiggling spree. I said Miss Purple people eater, don't eat me.
I heard her say in a voice so ditsy, I won't eat you 'cauz people will see.

She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.
Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Sure looks lovely to me. (Slime haired?)

I said "Miss Purple people eater what's you line?" She said "I'm purple and I eat people, and that's just fine."
"But that's not the reason that I came today. I thought this look fun so I figured 'well hey'."

Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
(I like boomerangs.) Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me.

And then she came on the stage, spread out on the ground. She started to jiggle, really jiggling around.
All the while she giggled with a light hearted hum: "Purupuru Purupuruu."

Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
I like boomerangs. Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me. (Boomerangs?)

And then she stopped and what do you know? That's all the time we got on this episode.
Just one last question and it is great: 'Is this a monster girl you would take on a date?'
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Feb 5, 2017 8:50 PM

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Dissolving? No thanks, clever song use , but nop
Feb 7, 2017 3:28 AM

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As much as I like slimes, the whole getting dissolved thing doesn't sit well with me. That'll be a "no," Bob.
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Feb 9, 2017 12:23 PM
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She's kind of cute, but I've never been a huge fan of dissolving. I'll pass on this one.
Feb 11, 2017 5:46 AM

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Love slimes, not death. Sorry Beth.
Feb 12, 2017 7:47 AM

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Name: Pid
Species: Cupid
Personality: Perverted, Romantic
Likes: Love
Dislikes: Unrequieted Love
Favorite Techniques: Arrows of Love
Series: Monster Girl Quest

It's that special time of the year again, the time where everyone pairs up with that special someone for a day dedicated to love. Our special guest today is one of the angles who make make this all possible. Tasked by the goddess to promote love among human, you could say it is a day dedicated to the cupids themselves. Pid here is a cupid that loves her job, you could say she loves love. She loves making people fall in love, she loves making love, and she loves watching other people make love. As an angle she is usually a pure being forbidden from physically interacting with living humans, only being allowed to shoot them with her love inducing arrows. But when the goddess allows it she is able to take a physical form to promote fail and love by enacting all of her pent-up desires on anyone she fancies. A rare treat usually reserved for the devoutly faithful can be yours thanks to the goddess's 'make them unable to even look at another monster' initiative. One shoot from her arrow and you will experience instant true love, with deep hot passion and physical desire to match. Be prepared to make love to love itself.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Feb 12, 2017 8:07 AM

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artificially induced love against my will? pass
Feb 12, 2017 8:11 AM

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Clarus_Nox said:
artificially induced love against my will? pass


Cute as she is, I gotta agree with CN on this one.
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Feb 12, 2017 10:28 AM

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Hmm...am I desperate enough to be shot with love brainwashing?

Probably.

I guess we'd be able to watch a lot of rom-coms together. So there's that, I guess.
Feb 12, 2017 1:08 PM

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As lovely as the two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater looks, I like life more than enough to cling to it a little longer, so sadly I'll pass.

And for Pid the cupid, I'm afraid she's a bit too short for my tastes. Her full sized sisters are welcome, though.
Feb 12, 2017 5:17 PM

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Clarus_Nox said:
artificially induced love against my will? pass


You misunderstand. All love is caused by a cupid's arrow. Humans never had a choice in who they fell in love with to begin with.
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Feb 12, 2017 6:39 PM

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I'll choose to disbelieve that. Otherwise that means my feelings for Ione and Silvia were forced upon me by one of these.
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Hmm...am I desperate enough to be shot with love brainwashing?

Probably.

I'll have to agree with you there...
Feb 19, 2017 5:52 PM

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Name: Melon
Species: Watermelon Alraune
Personality: Cheritable, Laidback
Likes: Watermelons, Summer, Relaxing
Dislikes: Bugs, Mistreating Watermelons
Favorite Techniques: Watermelon Mouth
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Watermelons are the king of fruits! They're big, they're round, and they're sweet. This girl wants to spread the love of watermelons all over the world and does so by freely sharing some watermelon with anyone she meets. Just don't try to eat the watermelons growing on the vines attached to her, they are her organs and they bite. But as long as you don't mistreat her or watermelons there is little that will bother this girl. As an Alraune, she enjoys spending her days relaxing in the sun and tending to her fellow plants, namely watermelons of course. Her ideal date is anything that eventually involves sitting down, relaxing, and having some sweet watermelon under the sun. If the date goes well she may even share her special watermelon with you once the sun finally sets.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Feb 19, 2017 6:48 PM

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As much as I like watermelon, she looks too loli for my taste.
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Feb 19, 2017 6:51 PM

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yes? I'm not quite sure, not much is given for her personality...

tygertyger said:
As much as I like watermelon, she looks too loli for my taste.


What are you talking about? Just look at the size of those melons.
Feb 20, 2017 9:23 AM

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Maybe? I like watermelon too, but that's a full-on obsession. But...she seems nice, I guess
Feb 20, 2017 3:35 PM

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Not that thrilled about watermelons, I'll wait for some other fruit girl.
Feb 23, 2017 3:52 PM
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I'm always down for a good loli.
Feb 28, 2017 10:13 AM

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I don't really get it, is she like, attached to the watermelons with an umbilical cord or tail-like vine? Either way, no thanks. Now an older Alraune with watermelon titties, that I'd consider.
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Name: Kazura
Species: Pitcher Plant Alraune
Personality: Lazy, Carefree
Likes: Warm wet places, eating
Dislikes: Performing photosythesis
Favorite Techniques: Pitcher Plant Bath
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Alraune are typically peaceful monsters that can get everything they need without hurting anybody. But you know what? Photosynthesis is hard and boring, it's so much easier and a lot more fun to eat things. But people call her cruel just because she eats living things. She does not see it that way, she believes painlessly dissolving a creature is a lot kinder than the ripping and tearing that most carnivores do to their prey. Besides, it's necessary to kill things to live so it isn't bad, right? So if it's not wrong and it has to be done, it's okay to enjoy it right? Just like a human might enjoy a cow after it has been killed, ground up, and cooked; she enjoys watching her prey slowly turn to mush over the course of a week. Is it cruel? Is it kind? Is it good? Is it bad? Prepare to discuss these topics at length and have a few laughs as she lightheartedly tries to justify her position. She may not be able to move around to much but she comes with her own jacuzzi the she will let you relax in for as long as you want. The intoxicating aroma released by her plant will put you into a dreamlike daze as the waters beckon for you. She will enjoy teasing and prodding you as you relax in the pleasantly tingling sensation of her pitcher until all your aches and pains just melt away. Not literally of course, not so long as you remember to employ moderation and don't let her convince you to soak for more than an hour a day.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Mar 5, 2017 10:53 PM

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Yakiddinmerite? More death and dissolving? Pass.
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Mar 6, 2017 12:01 PM
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She is cute, but as I'm pretty sure I've said before, I'm not a huge fan of the whole dissolving thing.
Mar 6, 2017 5:17 PM

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nop :L
Mar 7, 2017 3:22 PM
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I'm starting to get the feeling everybody's fairly united on the whole not wanting to get eaten/digested by their date...
Mar 7, 2017 8:13 PM

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Yatink?
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Mar 9, 2017 4:30 PM

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I'm all for a good philosophical debate, but not so much when it revolves around me dying. Sensitive topic :P
Mar 16, 2017 10:45 AM

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Yeah gonna pass as well for this one :-P
Mar 19, 2017 4:24 PM

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Name: Anastasia
Species: Lamia
Personality: Sophisticated
Likes: Nice clothes, Warm places
Dislikes: Slimy things, things that wriggle
Favorite Techniques: Coiling
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

This girl has expensive tastes and she expects to be treated like the high class lady she is. Showering her with designer outfits, fine jewelry, and the best meals money can buy is a must if you want to earn her affection. She is a strong and proud woman who hates to lose but she does have some charming weaknesses to break down that coldblooded front. She is terribly frightened of slimy critters like slugs, shrieking like a school girl at the sight of them. She also cannot stand squids and octopi, the way their tentacles wriggle send shivers down her spine. Who knows how many other hidden soft spots she has just waiting to be discovered by anyone able to get close enough to her. But like many lamia, once you have worked your way into her heart she will never want to let you go. When will want to feel every inch of you as she wraps around you so that the contact will warm her body and her heart. Just be sure to never start a relationship you are not serious about because for as much as she is passionate she will be possessive. For you loyalty she will reward you in every way your heart and body could desire, but should you ever scorn her the lengths she will go for her revenge will know no limit.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Mar 19, 2017 4:31 PM

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I don't think I can afford dating this girl. However, if we can work around my lack of excessive wealth, I'd date her.
Mar 19, 2017 4:47 PM

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.... Not interested in this one
Mar 19, 2017 5:00 PM

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Have to pass, since I'm not filthy rich. And the revenge thing is worrying anyways--I wouldn't cheat on my girl, but it's a warning flag that she'd get overly mad about other stuff.

A shame, cuz coiling cuddles is totally my thing.
Mar 22, 2017 9:55 AM
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Can't say I'm interested. I'm not rich, and even if I were I don't really find that kind of personality attractive.
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Soapy the Cancer - No way, those 8 arms sticking out of the side of her look creepy actually.
Beth the Slime - I'm not stupid enough to become a slimes dinner.
Pid the Cupid - Nope.
Melon the Watermelon Alraune - Nah.
Kazura the Pitcher Plant Alraune - Again I'm not fooling myself to be eaten up.
Anastasia the Lamia - Definitely yes, I've always liked this lamia, I would make her my waifu if I were in Monster Girl Quest. ;)
Apr 2, 2017 5:32 PM

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Anastasia -- high maintenance + possessive = no thanks. I like lamias, but that combination is a deal breaker.
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May 3, 2017 11:14 AM

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While I am a fan of Lamias, I'm not too fond of possessive gold diggers, so I'll have to pass.
May 10, 2017 2:22 PM

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I would probably date her if she doesn't minds her tail being stroked though!
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Name: Senna
Species: Alraune
Personality: Curious, Generous
Likes: Being Told Stories, Honey Bee Girls
Dislikes: Wearing Clothes
Favorite Techniques: Suckling
Series: MGE

Have you ever wondered where an Alraune's nectar comes from? Well, here is your chance to find out! This free spirited girl is more than willing to let you have a taste of her sweet nectar, as she has plenty of it. Odds are that a date with this girl gets interrupted by one or more honey bee girls in search for her sweet fluids. But, sharing is caring, right? Senna is as generous as her curves and she has no problem sharing you with whomever comes to visit, and visitors she gets plenty. And should by some miracle no visitors show up. Then fear not, as this curious girl is down to pretty much everything as long as you tell her a story about the world beyond her meadow afterwards. "This seems too good to be true. What's the catch?", you might ask. Well there is just only one teeny tiny thing: being an Alraune does mean she is stationary.

So, would you date this monster girl?
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