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Jan 8, 2017 6:10 PM

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Name: Megumino Sakon
Species: Kitsune
Personality: Playful, Diligent
Likes: Mashiro, Sleeping, Warm food.
Dislikes: Being left out
Favorite Techniques: Doggy Style
Series: Honoo no Haramase Oppai Nyuu Doukyuusei ~Oppai mo Haramase! New Class Zen'in Haramasensation!~

This episode of would you date this monster girl brought to you by the convenient store LOTION you friendly school ran convenient store that provides all you academic needs. In the care of the cute staff your experience will be easy on the wallet and easy on the eyes.

This Foxy manager of the campus convenience store LOTION spends most of her time as a small golden furred fox where she can unobtrusively watch over the store while also functioning as the store's mascot. When not in the store she can almost always be found clinging to her clumsy but hard working partner Mashiro. There are very few who know her true form and many are surprised to learn she is the brains behind the LOTION brand store having long since graduated from the high class high school she works with. In her time off she enjoys spending time with her beloved Mashiro and anyone else who strikes her fancy. Just remember, no mater how cute Mashiro may be there will be no funny business while she is around, not without including her in the action.

So, would you date this monster girl?
dcw2021Jan 9, 2017 1:15 PM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 8, 2017 11:29 PM

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sure
Jan 9, 2017 9:39 AM

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@dcw2021 The picture sadly doesn't work. When I tried to open the link directly I get a message that no connection could be made to the server of the website. Perhaps you could upload the picture to imgur and use that link instead.

As for the question on hand, based on the species and the text I would date her.
Jan 9, 2017 12:09 PM
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MetallumOperatur said:
@dcw2021 The picture sadly doesn't work. When I tried to open the link directly I get a message that no connection could be made to the server of the website. Perhaps you could upload the picture to imgur and use that link instead.

As for the question on hand, based on the species and the text I would date her.


That's pretty much what I was going to say, before I saw you already said it...
Jan 9, 2017 1:16 PM

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changed picture for Sakon
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 9, 2017 1:19 PM

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dcw2021 said:
changed picture for Sakon
Neat. With picture I can say I definitely would date her :-P
Jan 9, 2017 1:19 PM

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Cute, I certainly would date her. :D
Jan 9, 2017 5:19 PM

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She's rather stacked for someone who looks like a loli. Frankly, I'm torn.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jan 9, 2017 5:37 PM

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Definitely, she sounds like a lot of fun. I might get a little jealous of this Mashiro though XD
Jan 9, 2017 6:18 PM

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tygertyger said:
She's rather stacked for someone who looks like a loli. Frankly, I'm torn.


That is typical for this series. There is only one loli though, and she starts as a C cup.
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Jan 9, 2017 6:25 PM

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dcw2021 said:
starts as a C cup.



what?
Jan 10, 2017 2:08 AM

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tygertyger said:
She's rather stacked for someone who looks like a loli. Frankly, I'm torn.
She doesn't look like a loli to me.
Jan 11, 2017 10:11 AM
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With the picture I would date her without hesitation.
Jan 17, 2017 5:09 PM

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Name: Sara Agnis
Species: Salamander
Personality: Serious, Loyal
Likes: Chivalry, Improving Herself
Dislikes: Perverted Things
Favorite Techniques: Err... Do I have to?
Series: Bukake Ranch

A proud Salamander knight. Since she was discharged from command of an elite group of knights she has worked as a body guard and fire element for Erogelsus, the greatest alchemist in the land. She is normally very strict and does not care for anything perverted but ever since the demon lord has demanded tribute in the from of Ero stones, which require having sex with elemental monsters to get, she has had to train her body in a whole new way. She has volunteered to join us to get more experience so she may better server her master. She may not be one to take change but her pride will never let her back down.

So, would you date this monster girl?
dcw2021Jan 18, 2017 4:13 PM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 17, 2017 6:07 PM

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yes
Jan 17, 2017 6:59 PM

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Mmmm, not bad, but I'm not too much for the serious types. They tend not to like me.
Jan 18, 2017 3:18 AM

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Nah, not my sort.
Jan 18, 2017 9:03 AM

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Damn right I would.
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Jan 18, 2017 10:25 AM
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Does imporving herself include imporving her spelling?
Jan 18, 2017 4:25 PM

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So let me get this straight, she is only participating to train her sexual skills, so she can better fornicate with her master the alchemist to make those Ero stones? I wouldn't call that a date.

So date her? No. Have a couple of one night stands with her? Sure, if no further strings are attached.
Jan 23, 2017 6:13 PM

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Name: Yume
Species: Sea Cucumber
Personality: Playful, Needy
Likes: Shelly, playing on the beach, basking in the sun.
Dislikes: Violence, Being thirsty
Favorite Techniques: Sucking
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

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Name: Shelly
Species: Oyster
Personality: Dutiful, Clingy
Likes: Cooking, Playing on the beach, Dreaming of meeting her husband
Dislikes: Being Lonely
Favorite Techniques: Anything you want.
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Today we are celebrating friendship on would you date this monster girl. Our guests today have been friends as long as they can remember. They spend sunny days playing tag on the beach like a bunch of school girls on their summer break. Shelly may have a tendency of screaming while they play, hoping that her prince charming will come to save her, but don't be fooled because it is all in good fun. When they are done fooling around, Shelly hones her bridal skills by cooking for and taking care of Yume. Yume not only gets a free meal out of the deal but Shelly even goes as far as to let Yume suck on her. As a result Yume has become quite dependent on Yume's love and care and anyone wishing to date her will have to replace her, but don't worry if you can't cook because letting her suck on you will leave you both completely satisfied. Shelly on the other hand is fully prepared and anxiously waiting to become a wife and mother, willing to attend to her darling in anyway that he desires. But think carefully before accepting Shelly's invitation because once she has you she is never letting go. Will you choose Shelly, Yume, or maybe you want both. The choice is yours.

So, would you date these monster girls?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 23, 2017 8:48 PM

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neither :L
Jan 24, 2017 2:27 AM

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Hard to say about these two, even though Shelly has a nice personality from what I've seen in the game but it's her shell that's the problem...so sadly no. :(

As for Yume, I'm afraid not. :p
Jan 24, 2017 3:35 PM

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While they're both sweet, sadly I don't do well with needy girls. Shelly would be a maybe, but I don't think she'd up for "start as friends."
Jan 25, 2017 4:28 PM
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That's hard... Usually I'd say no, but I'm feeling kind of desperate right now... So yes to both.
Jan 26, 2017 5:37 PM

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I'll pass for both this time.
Jan 29, 2017 12:52 PM

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Name: Soapy
Species: Cancer
Personality: Diligent, Homemaker, Vengeful
Likes: Cleaning, Revenge
Dislikes: Being defeated
Favorite Techniques: Washing
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Before we get started I have been asked to point out that she is NOT the mother of the young cancer who was an earlier guest, just because they are the same species does not make this contestant the mother, it's racist to assume she is. Even if the resemblance is uncanny.

So do any of our viewers need a home maker? Is your room so cluttered you forgot what the floor looks like? Does your fridge contain more mold than food? Has it been so long since you showered that even your own family can't stand your smell? Well then you probably need to get some help, I mean seriously? But if you could use some help around the house regardless then we have the girl for you! Soapy here is a walking, talking, fully armored and down right sexy cleaning machine! Her ten sleek and slender, skillfully coordinated, hands makes doing the dishes go faster than ever. And her 100% natural soap, that she makes herself, can cut through the toughest grease stains while leaving skin baby smooth. She will quickly power through all of the cleaning chores and still have plenty of time to remove every last spec of dust from her beloved before they get down and dirty. But she is in limited supply so don't hesitate, call now!

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Jan 29, 2017 3:54 PM

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I've missed a few. OK, one at a time:

Sara -- She's only sleeping with me as practice for getting freaky with someone else? Pass.

Yume and Shelly -- As I've said before, I like my monstergirls more girl than monster. So, no.

Soapy -- See above.
"When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling
Jan 29, 2017 7:29 PM

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No thanks, Amy already does any cleaning Soapy would
Jan 30, 2017 9:51 AM
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So do any of our viewers need a home maker? Is your room so cluttered you forgot what the floor looks like? Does your fridge contain more mold than food? Has it been so long since you showered that even your own family can't stand your smell?
Have you been stalking me? But yeah, I would date her.
Jan 30, 2017 4:07 PM

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I think I prefer Amy, but Soapy's still a good pick. I'm not sure I make enough of a mess to get her really going, but she's still fun XD
Feb 2, 2017 3:19 PM

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tygertyger said:
I've missed a few. OK, one at a time:

Sara -- She's only sleeping with me as practice for getting freaky with someone else? Pass.
Glad I'm not the only one who interpreted it that way.

As for Soapy I do keep my own house clean, so I'll leave her for someone who's in more of a need for her.
Feb 5, 2017 8:38 PM

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Name: Beth
Species: Slime
Personality: Bubbly, Short sighted
Likes: Meat, Power, Boomerangs
Dislikes: Being Bored
Favorite Techniques: Dissolving
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox



Well I saw the thing coming out of the spring. It had two big eyes and it was wiggling.
I commenced to shaking and I said "Ooh-eee" it looks like a purple people eater to me.

She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. (She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.)
A two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater sure looks lovely to me. (Slime hair?)

Well she came to the show in a jiggling spree. I said Miss Purple people eater, don't eat me.
I heard her say in a voice so ditsy, I won't eat you 'cauz people will see.

She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.
Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Sure looks lovely to me. (Slime haired?)

I said "Miss Purple people eater what's you line?" She said "I'm purple and I eat people, and that's just fine."
"But that's not the reason that I came today. I thought this look fun so I figured 'well hey'."

Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
(I like boomerangs.) Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me.

And then she came on the stage, spread out on the ground. She started to jiggle, really jiggling around.
All the while she giggled with a light hearted hum: "Purupuru Purupuruu."

Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
I like boomerangs. Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me. (Boomerangs?)

And then she stopped and what do you know? That's all the time we got on this episode.
Just one last question and it is great: 'Is this a monster girl you would take on a date?'
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Feb 5, 2017 8:50 PM

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Dissolving? No thanks, clever song use , but nop
Feb 7, 2017 3:28 AM

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As much as I like slimes, the whole getting dissolved thing doesn't sit well with me. That'll be a "no," Bob.
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Feb 9, 2017 12:23 PM
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She's kind of cute, but I've never been a huge fan of dissolving. I'll pass on this one.
Feb 11, 2017 5:46 AM

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Love slimes, not death. Sorry Beth.
Feb 12, 2017 7:47 AM

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Name: Pid
Species: Cupid
Personality: Perverted, Romantic
Likes: Love
Dislikes: Unrequieted Love
Favorite Techniques: Arrows of Love
Series: Monster Girl Quest

It's that special time of the year again, the time where everyone pairs up with that special someone for a day dedicated to love. Our special guest today is one of the angles who make make this all possible. Tasked by the goddess to promote love among human, you could say it is a day dedicated to the cupids themselves. Pid here is a cupid that loves her job, you could say she loves love. She loves making people fall in love, she loves making love, and she loves watching other people make love. As an angle she is usually a pure being forbidden from physically interacting with living humans, only being allowed to shoot them with her love inducing arrows. But when the goddess allows it she is able to take a physical form to promote fail and love by enacting all of her pent-up desires on anyone she fancies. A rare treat usually reserved for the devoutly faithful can be yours thanks to the goddess's 'make them unable to even look at another monster' initiative. One shoot from her arrow and you will experience instant true love, with deep hot passion and physical desire to match. Be prepared to make love to love itself.

So, would you date this monster girl?
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Feb 12, 2017 8:07 AM

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artificially induced love against my will? pass
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artificially induced love against my will? pass


Cute as she is, I gotta agree with CN on this one.
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Feb 12, 2017 10:28 AM

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Hmm...am I desperate enough to be shot with love brainwashing?

Probably.

I guess we'd be able to watch a lot of rom-coms together. So there's that, I guess.
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As lovely as the two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater looks, I like life more than enough to cling to it a little longer, so sadly I'll pass.

And for Pid the cupid, I'm afraid she's a bit too short for my tastes. Her full sized sisters are welcome, though.
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Clarus_Nox said:
artificially induced love against my will? pass


You misunderstand. All love is caused by a cupid's arrow. Humans never had a choice in who they fell in love with to begin with.
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Feb 12, 2017 6:39 PM

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I'll choose to disbelieve that. Otherwise that means my feelings for Ione and Silvia were forced upon me by one of these.
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Hmm...am I desperate enough to be shot with love brainwashing?

Probably.

I'll have to agree with you there...
Feb 19, 2017 5:52 PM

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Name: Melon
Species: Watermelon Alraune
Personality: Cheritable, Laidback
Likes: Watermelons, Summer, Relaxing
Dislikes: Bugs, Mistreating Watermelons
Favorite Techniques: Watermelon Mouth
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox

Watermelons are the king of fruits! They're big, they're round, and they're sweet. This girl wants to spread the love of watermelons all over the world and does so by freely sharing some watermelon with anyone she meets. Just don't try to eat the watermelons growing on the vines attached to her, they are her organs and they bite. But as long as you don't mistreat her or watermelons there is little that will bother this girl. As an Alraune, she enjoys spending her days relaxing in the sun and tending to her fellow plants, namely watermelons of course. Her ideal date is anything that eventually involves sitting down, relaxing, and having some sweet watermelon under the sun. If the date goes well she may even share her special watermelon with you once the sun finally sets.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Feb 19, 2017 6:48 PM

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As much as I like watermelon, she looks too loli for my taste.
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Feb 19, 2017 6:51 PM

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yes? I'm not quite sure, not much is given for her personality...

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As much as I like watermelon, she looks too loli for my taste.


What are you talking about? Just look at the size of those melons.
Feb 20, 2017 9:23 AM

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Maybe? I like watermelon too, but that's a full-on obsession. But...she seems nice, I guess
Feb 20, 2017 3:35 PM

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Not that thrilled about watermelons, I'll wait for some other fruit girl.
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