
Name: Beth
Species: Slime
Personality: Bubbly, Short sighted
Likes: Meat, Power, Boomerangs
Dislikes: Being Bored
Favorite Techniques: Dissolving
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox
Well I saw the thing coming out of the spring. It had two big eyes and it was wiggling.
I commenced to shaking and I said "Ooh-eee" it looks like a purple people eater to me.
She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. (She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.)
A two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater sure looks lovely to me. (Slime hair?)
Well she came to the show in a jiggling spree. I said Miss Purple people eater, don't eat me.
I heard her say in a voice so ditsy, I won't eat you 'cauz people will see.
She's a two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater.
Two-eyed, slime haired, jiggling purple people eater. Sure looks lovely to me. (Slime haired?)
I said "Miss Purple people eater what's you line?" She said "I'm purple and I eat people, and that's just fine."
"But that's not the reason that I came today. I thought this look fun so I figured 'well hey'."
Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
(I like boomerangs.) Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me.
And then she came on the stage, spread out on the ground. She started to jiggle, really jiggling around.
All the while she giggled with a light hearted hum: "Purupuru Purupuruu."
Well that struck a chord, you were bored? Jiggling purple people eater. You could get a date, ain't that great? Jiggling purple people eater.
I like boomerangs. Jiggling purple people eater, sure looks lovely to me. (Boomerangs?)
And then she stopped and what do you know? That's all the time we got on this episode.
Just one last question and it is great: 'Is this a monster girl you would take on a date?' |