 Name: Pumpkin Species: Pumpkin Fairy Personality: Timid, Quiet Likes: Snails, Pumpkins, Pine Cones Dislikes: Being Bullied, Scary Things Favorite Techniques: Umm... snails? Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Alright, who let this girl in? What? We're rolling? Hello and welcome to would you date this... monster girl. She is... quite lovely I'm sure. Like... that pumpkin! Look at that pumpkin! Carved it herself, can you believe it? She's also pretty good at magic. What else do you do? Collect snails? Who doesn't love someone with a hobby? What's that? Pine cones too?! Magnificent! What else? That's it? Keeping it short and sweet, you are quite the catch. What? No I'm not making fun of you. Oh you hear that everybody? She always tries her best. Oh don't cry little girl. Cheer up, I haven't even gotten to your best feature. Want to know what it is? You do? Then what are we waiting for?! It's... *bing bong* Oh I'm sorry we are out of time. But hey don't let that stop any of our viewers from calling in. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| This one seems to young, also favorite technic is snails? No thanks. |
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| What am i looking at here |
KurobaHime said: What am i looking at here A type of fairy in training with a pumpkin on her head and very little confidence. |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Ummm....not entirely sure what to think here. Cute and all, but not really date-able. And where'd she sneak in from XD |
| Favorite technique is...? Uh, no thanks. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| I kinda like her, but not in a sexual way (too young and fairy). If she's happy as friends without benefits, then I'm game. |
| Boobs! Name: Cindy Species: Roper Personality: Soft Spoken, Honest Likes: Eating, Trying new things Dislikes: Plants Favorite Techniques: Eating you. Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Well... points for honesty? *Steps away* Sooo I think it is safe to say that you will go on one and exactly one date that will only consist of dinner. Talk about a time saver right? Just be sure to cancel any plans you have after. So if you haven't got much to live for anyway, she offers an experience that is simply to die for. Hahahaaa... Here is what will happen: First she will wrap your entire body in her tentacles which are warm smooth and moist to the touch. Then she will gently massage and mead your entire body, working out all your kinks and slowly covering you in her juices. As a mechanism to stop her prey from struggling, her juices cause an immediate sense of euphoria on contact which grows into an intense pleasure as it seeps through your skin and spreads throughout your body. Finally, your consciousness will slowly fade as your mind and body melt away in a white wash of unimaginable pleasure. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| No thanks |
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| I haven't given up on life yet, so I'll pass... |
| Not just no... |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Uuuh...not planning on dying soon so...who's next? |
| Maybe the host should take this one out |
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Clarus_Nox said: Maybe the host should take this one out I am sorry it is considered a conflict of interest for the host to date any girl they speak for. Otherwise Regina would be mine. Regina! Let's just skip the dating and marry me! |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| ._. |
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| Boobs! Name: Meru Meru Species: Meda Personality: Quiet Likes: Moon Dislikes: Sun Favorite Techniques: Suck Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox. Extremely quiet and nearly blind it is easy to think this is just a weak girl. But don't let that fool you, she has extremely good hearing and can sense vibrations. If you try too move through the bases too quickly you will find that her powerful tentacles will grab hold and will not let go until you are sucked dry, you have to court her if you want to survive. This girl's ideal date is a quiet picnic dimly lit by the light of the moon, filled with romantic conversations consisting of sentences of 5 words or less. Afterward feel free to visit her cave. Scurry in some corners, rustle in some leaves, and if you feel she is in a good mood you can ask her to bed. So, would you date this monster girl? |
dcw2021Jun 21, 2016 5:46 PM
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Not really. The top and bottom halves I'm ok with but whatever is happening in that mid section, I'm havin' none of that. |
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| Hmm nah, I'll pass |
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| Hmmm... date someone who might flip out and kill me? Once was enough, thanks. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| Yeeaah it would've been a "probably" without the whole "might just kill you" thing. Since she doesn't talk much you'd probably have to take the initiative even if she wants to move forward... Plus, y'no, I like talking with my girl. The quiet thing is cute, but it'd get tiring. |
 Name: Chandra Species: Tsukumogami Personality: Morbid Likes: Living Dislikes: Her short lifespan Favorite Techniques: Waxing Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox I am sad to say that this girl does not have much longer to live. Born as a candle, her life can only ever be fleeting. Everyday the very flame that represents her life erodes away at the wax that represents her time. Once the wax melts her life will end. She has one wish. A wish to have someone special who is willing to make her last days full of fun memories. There is but one kindness the gods have bestowed upon her, one way this story might not be a tragedy. You see she can make more wax, all she needs is a bit of spirit energy. As your love ignites into passion she can turn your very love into life, increasing her wax and extending her life. Yes, what is but joy and pleasure to you is her very life. So I emplor you to unleash your desires, let you passion burn with a million lumens! Give the gift of life to this young lass! But if it is too hard for you, if it is too much to bare... she is full of it. She is a ghost and in fact cannot die. But hey, it makes a great story right? So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| Was gonna say yes until I read that it was all made up. Still a yes but no longer an ounce of pity in it. I laughed too hard at that reveal. XD |
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| XD oh you jerk, I was getting some actual feels there. But hey, she's got quite an imagination. I'd give her a chance but I'd need time to learn what she's actually like. Says her personality's "morbid" but like...are we talking like, laughs at slasher films morbid, or like spends all day sitting in the graveyard being depressed about the fact that she's dead morbid? |
DazzAntoni said: XD oh you jerk, I was getting some actual feels there. But hey, she's got quite an imagination. I'd give her a chance but I'd need time to learn what she's actually like. Says her personality's "morbid" but like...are we talking like, laughs at slasher films morbid, or like spends all day sitting in the graveyard being depressed about the fact that she's dead morbid? More the woe is me, I am going to die soon. (Bullshit) kind of morbid. |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
dcw2021 said: More the woe is me, I am going to die soon. (Bullshit) kind of morbid. Mmm~ would probably get tired of that. Sad :/ |
Yeah that wouldn't do anything to keep me around if she does it all the time. |
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| She can't hold a candle to my sphinx and anubis [snicker]. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| boo |
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| Meru Meru - Nope Chandra - Had expected a bit more with that name tbh... Other than that, probably would give her a chance |
 Name: Riot Species: Dragon Apoptosis Personality: Violent Likes: Sex, Tearing things to shreds Dislikes: Losing Favorite Techniques: Anal (Yours) Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox Give her any lip and she will tear you to shreds, this girl has no problem admitting her violent tendencies. Any dates should be kept to secluded places where she can burn off some of her aggression and to avoid conflict unless you want your future dates to be conjugal visits. Take her hunting (no rifle necessary), or hiking, or maybe skydiving. Anything to get her adrenaline pumping and ease her violent tendencies. Then and only should you even suggest having sex, and I hope you like it rough. Take a submissive position and prepare your anus for her sensitive tail while the rest of you is violently ridden. Her sexual appetite is nearly as endless as her thirst for blood so this is one relation ship where you might want to bring a partner to share the load. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| NOPE! God save my anus. |
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| nope |
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| Oh, hell, no. |
| "When you have bought your own load of hooey, you know exactly what it is worth." -- Bruce Sterling |
| You're goddamn right I'd date that monster girl. |
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| AAAAAAAHHHH!!! |
| I see that already a few have said they would date her. So I'll be a good sport and let them have their fun without interfering. |
| Hmm. Hmmmm. *Moonwalks out of the room.* |
| If from dust I come, And dust I will be; Let me be remembered for my own life is fleeting. |
| Boobs! Name: Luksl Species: Rollerblade Mech Apoptosis Personality: Insane Likes: Chaos Dislikes: Being bored Favorite Techniques: Execution Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox. This girl has completely lost it. Once a brilliant scientist, her body and mind have now fused with her former lab equipment thanks to the power of chaos. Her memory of her human life remains but most of her human emotions, particularly fear, are gone. But she does not regret the loss of her humanity, in fact she is thrilled. Everything was born from chaos and everything shall return to chaos. She revels in the thought of chaos taking over the world and destroying everything humans and monsters have hoped to create, laughing maniacally at the destruction she leaves in her wake. Dating her means strapping in and going along for the ride. Witnessing and taking part in unmitigated, random destruction. Just be sure to stay her good side because there is only one thing she loves more than random destruction: Seeing a person face after their mind is broken and their face is contorted with joy and she does this through the use of the many sexual tools built into her system. You won't escape this fate either. But don't worry, as long as she likes you she will stop before you die... usually. So, would you date this monster girl? |
| I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it. |
| nope |
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| I'm sure less wise men have said that too |
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| Whatever happened to all the sweethearts? Too many "gonna kill you" types lately XD |
| I feel like dcw's trying to tell us something with that recent trend.. ( '.') |
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