
Name: Elly
Species: Zombie
Personality: Dazed
Likes: Swords, meat (Not just brains!)
Dislikes: The cold, forgetting things
Favorite Techniques: Cowgirl
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.
Do you get hot easily? Does the sound of a beating heart drive you crazy? Tired of girls that scream at tiniest missing digit? And all that blood makes such a mess. Yuck! Who wants that? But don't worry, we have the perfect girl tonight!
Recently risen from death and no longer under the control of the necromancer Chrome, this drop dead diva seeks to find meaning in her un-death. She may not all be there* but her lady parts are in pristine** condition, guaranteed. She does not remember much from her old life aside from her love of swordplay and an unending desire for the warmth and love of a living companion. She may have a one track mind but once she has her goal she will pursue it to completion ignoring any obstacle she may encounter. Be prepare to end up looking like a zombie yourself as every night is spent with the living dead.
But wait there's more! Is the whole dead thing keeping you from giving this girl the second chance she deserves? Never fear! Thanks to the patented magical arts of the Artiste family she will never rot! No diseases, no bad smell, and absolutely no maggots. Still not convinced? We will throw in a five year maintenance plan including replacements for damaged or missing parts***. Don't miss this once in a life/re-life time chance! Operators are standing by.
So, would you date this monster girl?
* Mentally or physically.
** Not working.
*** The head cannot be exchanged or replaced.
Failure to preform regular cleaning and maintenance may result in increased hunger, itching, biting, tearing at the skin and flesh, and the start of the zombie apocalypse. WYDTMG claims no responsibility caused by or as a result of having a zombie girlfriend. Consult your local necromancer and ask if zombie dating is right for you. |