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Apr 1, 2015 9:11 PM

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Name: Eata
Species: Alurane Apothis
Personality: Innocent
Likes: Big hugs.
Dislikes: Being apart.
Favorite Techniques: She just wants you inside her.
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

This girl may be sweet and innocent but DON'T LET THAT FOOL YOU. She likes her dates to take her to dark secluded areas where NO ONE WILL HEAR YOUR SCREAMS of pleasure. Once you are in the arms of this girl you WON'T BE ABLE TO LEAVE. She will LURE you in and have you RUNning. Don't let this chance GET AWAY, call today.

So, would you date this monster girl?

dcw2021Jul 27, 2016 7:53 PM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Apr 1, 2015 10:05 PM

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Awww hell naw, bitch too clingy, I ain't going out with no obsessive compulsive bitch.
Apr 2, 2015 2:41 AM

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hmm... is the slime girl still dateble?... I think I don't need to state the reason why.

if not then... no. I will not date her, even if I get all the money in the world I will still not date her.
Apr 2, 2015 2:42 AM

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Nope
Apr 2, 2015 2:55 AM

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*pours gasoline on her*

.............what?
Apr 2, 2015 3:45 AM

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AW HELL NO GET THAT NASTY...THING OUT OF MY FACE!
Apr 2, 2015 3:48 AM

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I'll pass.

It's like a Venus Fly Trap, but for horny men/women. Entices you to 'go in' for her and SNAP.
Touch me, you filthy casual~
Apr 2, 2015 3:49 AM

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Hell, no! :-p Where did you put those nice and fluffy?
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Apr 2, 2015 4:52 AM

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wow u ppl are horrible :T
Apr 2, 2015 8:19 AM

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Hahahahahaha nope
Apr 2, 2015 8:20 AM
*hug noises*

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I fear for my life if I did :s
Apr 2, 2015 9:52 AM

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Eh, I like alraunes, but not that one. O_O I'm a person that canNOT sit still, too. >_<
Apr 2, 2015 10:01 AM
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of course I would date her. She's female.
Apr 2, 2015 10:06 AM

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@Ttereb LOL. Would you date anything female?
Apr 2, 2015 10:26 AM
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Well, not any female... I'm desperate, but not that desperate... I just need to find her at least somewhat attractive.
Apr 2, 2015 12:06 PM

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There should be limits to your desperatness
Apr 2, 2015 12:24 PM
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there are... I wouldn't date you for example.
Apr 2, 2015 12:32 PM

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I wouldn't date person who prefers man-eating plant to me either
Apr 2, 2015 12:41 PM
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I'm totally fine with that.
Apr 2, 2015 12:43 PM

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Same.
Apr 3, 2015 10:14 AM

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That plant girl is creepy looking, oh hell no.
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Apr 9, 2015 8:23 AM

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Name: Pochi
Species: Inu Girl
Personality: Playful
Likes: Bones, Long Walks, Being Spoiled
Dislikes: Being treated like a pet.
Favorite Techniques: Oral (Licking)
Series: Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

This girl cannot stand to see the proud dog girl race being domesticated and kept as pets... but if you want to spoil her, she wont complain. Loyal to a fault and willing to tackle enemies far bigger than herself for your protection, this little girl makes a wonderful companion in physical and platonic relationships alike. But don't let her short stature turn you off, she has a lot of pride and is not afraid to show how dominate she can be if you forget that she too is a woman. Not ashamed to use many sweet kisses and her big puppy dog eyes to get what she wants, onlookers would be quicker to think she owns you rather than the other way around. If you like energetic women and don't mind them being a little dirty (from digging in the yard) then this is the perfect girl for you.

So, would you date this monster girl?

dcw2021Apr 9, 2015 8:28 AM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Apr 9, 2015 8:24 AM
*hug noises*

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Oh hell yes
Apr 9, 2015 8:52 AM

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Finally someone cute! Yea
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Apr 9, 2015 9:04 AM
Apr 9, 2015 9:23 AM

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I like bitches,but I have to pass on this one.
Apr 9, 2015 11:08 AM

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yes
Apr 9, 2015 11:30 AM

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......I think the previous one is actually better.
Apr 9, 2015 12:04 PM
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I think you all know my answer by now...
Apr 9, 2015 10:44 PM

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I don't really mind lolis, but this one look a bit too young for me... So no thanks.
Apr 10, 2015 12:29 AM
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There's no such thing as too young.
Apr 10, 2015 12:44 AM

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Riphy said:
So no thanks.

Lolis are justice :)
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Apr 10, 2015 4:43 AM

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B-B-B-Butts and boobs! >.<
Apr 10, 2015 5:16 AM

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Tits and arse!!
Apr 24, 2015 5:21 PM

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Name: Elly
Species: Zombie
Personality: Dazed
Likes: Swords, meat (Not just brains!)
Dislikes: The cold, forgetting things
Favorite Techniques: Cowgirl
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

Do you get hot easily? Does the sound of a beating heart drive you crazy? Tired of girls that scream at tiniest missing digit? And all that blood makes such a mess. Yuck! Who wants that? But don't worry, we have the perfect girl tonight!

Recently risen from death and no longer under the control of the necromancer Chrome, this drop dead diva seeks to find meaning in her un-death. She may not all be there* but her lady parts are in pristine** condition, guaranteed. She does not remember much from her old life aside from her love of swordplay and an unending desire for the warmth and love of a living companion. She may have a one track mind but once she has her goal she will pursue it to completion ignoring any obstacle she may encounter. Be prepare to end up looking like a zombie yourself as every night is spent with the living dead.

But wait there's more! Is the whole dead thing keeping you from giving this girl the second chance she deserves? Never fear! Thanks to the patented magical arts of the Artiste family she will never rot! No diseases, no bad smell, and absolutely no maggots. Still not convinced? We will throw in a five year maintenance plan including replacements for damaged or missing parts***. Don't miss this once in a life/re-life time chance! Operators are standing by.

So, would you date this monster girl?


* Mentally or physically.
** Not working.
*** The head cannot be exchanged or replaced.

Failure to preform regular cleaning and maintenance may result in increased hunger, itching, biting, tearing at the skin and flesh, and the start of the zombie apocalypse. WYDTMG claims no responsibility caused by or as a result of having a zombie girlfriend. Consult your local necromancer and ask if zombie dating is right for you.
dcw2021Apr 26, 2015 12:01 PM
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Apr 24, 2015 5:29 PM

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that sales pitch, did chrome write this? XD
Apr 25, 2015 12:32 AM
*hug noises*

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If I had no other option..
Apr 25, 2015 4:22 AM

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Yes, I love undead.
Apr 25, 2015 6:18 PM

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Urg, not the most available huh?
Apr 25, 2015 8:09 PM

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YummyLunches said:
Urg, not the most available huh?


I'm not sure I know what you mean with this.
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Apr 26, 2015 2:16 AM

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Apr 26, 2015 2:39 AM

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What the hell, where are all the undead fans? Emerald, get in here, damn it!!!
Apr 26, 2015 4:17 AM

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well... there is a posibility that she can become a wight, yeah I would date her. Even when undead isn't my strongest side... ever
Apr 26, 2015 4:53 AM

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I would ...i am more into the undead horror types anyway :)
Apr 26, 2015 11:12 AM

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@dcw: I mean both that she isn’t really all there mentally, and that she isn’t really that available for girls, at least from her description.
Apr 26, 2015 12:00 PM

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@yulu: Allow me to take this time to assure you that all of our guests are open and available to male and female companionship alike and I will be more mindful of my descriptions in the future.
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
Apr 27, 2015 8:12 AM
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mmmmmm no!
Apr 27, 2015 12:18 PM

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Looks like Chrome also resurrected Billy Mays to do the sales talk.

And yes would date.
Apr 29, 2015 11:35 AM
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My local necromancer says that zombie dating isn't right for me... :(
May 14, 2015 1:17 PM

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Name: Claudia
Species: Elf
Personality: Serious/Pervert
Likes: Nature
Dislikes: Those who harm the forest, pranks
Favorite Techniques: Cowgirl
Series: Monster Girl Quest/Monster Girl Quest Paradox.

She may deny it at every step but this blonde hippie is a huge pervert. Everything form slimes to roupers set off her wild imagination of things that can be done to her body and you can make her fantasies reality. Fall into depravity together as this she turns from a fair skinned beauty to a dark skinned vixen and you lose your ability to walk each morning. Be prepared to go all natural as you give up life in the city for open meadows and dark forests for a love life out door surrounded by nature. Just be sure to keep her away from all carnivorous monsters because this girl is vore-curious.

So, would you date this monster girl?
I don't have to know what I'm looking for. I just have to know when I find it.
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