Apr 7, 1:13 PM
Enter Shext
Osu! Having waited the required amount of time, the eldritch floof known as Shext can begin making blog posts.
Not so long ago, a time-traveling scientist happened upon an otaku, wandering aimlessly through the wastes of the internet. The otaku, devoid of purpose, agreed to become the scientist's test subject. Over time and after numerous experiments, the otaku's physical body broke down, becoming an amorphous black mass, though their mind and love for anime remained. One day, while testing the effects of extended periods of exposure to the abyssal energy of the void, the scientist was called away, leaving the the otaku-slime within the void for much longer than intended. When the slime, Shext, was finally pulled out, their form had solidified into a smol, furry-eared creature, their mind irreparably warped, and their hunger for anime insatiable.
Thus did Shext determined that they would watch every anime or die trying.
Here Shext will be reporting on the anime that they watch, give their opinion on things they have or are currently watching, and generally express their love and passion for the medium. Shext will look at anime elements critically, but also likes to enjoy things, so most anime will be considered good until it is not. Shext will attempt to obfuscate what they consider to be spoilers. Numeric scores of anime will reflect how good and/or enjoyable Shext thinks a given series/season is. The reader may disagree with Shext and think that they are an insane degenerate for giving Keijo!!!!!!!! a 9/10. That is okay. Shext and the reader can have differing opinions. The reader may think Shext is cringe for writing a backstory and referring to themself in 3rd person. That is okay. As the saying goes: Shext is cringe, but Shext is free.
Shext Likes:
Shext Dislikes:
Both lists are generally adhered to, but both can and will have exceptions.
Shext's Most Favorite Anime is: Kill la Kill
There has yet to be an anime that Shext was so quickly sold on. The animation is spectatacular. The story is fun. The characters are endearing. In Shext's opinion it is basically flawless. Reminder that "favorite anime" and "best anime" are not necessarily the same thing.
Shext's Least Favorite Anime (that they have seen): Berserk
Before the reader starts organizing a floof hunt to find and try Shext for anime crimes, please refer back to the what Shext about having differing opinions. The first 22 episodes were phenomenal. Then:
and that just ruined the whole thing for Shext. "But Shext, it gets better if you read the manga." Shext does not care. Shext's disappointment was immeasurable and their day was ruined.
That should cover all the basics. In the next post, Shext will talk about their impressions of Week 1 of the Spring 2024 season. o7
Not so long ago, a time-traveling scientist happened upon an otaku, wandering aimlessly through the wastes of the internet. The otaku, devoid of purpose, agreed to become the scientist's test subject. Over time and after numerous experiments, the otaku's physical body broke down, becoming an amorphous black mass, though their mind and love for anime remained. One day, while testing the effects of extended periods of exposure to the abyssal energy of the void, the scientist was called away, leaving the the otaku-slime within the void for much longer than intended. When the slime, Shext, was finally pulled out, their form had solidified into a smol, furry-eared creature, their mind irreparably warped, and their hunger for anime insatiable.
Thus did Shext determined that they would watch every anime or die trying.
Here Shext will be reporting on the anime that they watch, give their opinion on things they have or are currently watching, and generally express their love and passion for the medium. Shext will look at anime elements critically, but also likes to enjoy things, so most anime will be considered good until it is not. Shext will attempt to obfuscate what they consider to be spoilers. Numeric scores of anime will reflect how good and/or enjoyable Shext thinks a given series/season is. The reader may disagree with Shext and think that they are an insane degenerate for giving Keijo!!!!!!!! a 9/10. That is okay. Shext and the reader can have differing opinions. The reader may think Shext is cringe for writing a backstory and referring to themself in 3rd person. That is okay. As the saying goes: Shext is cringe, but Shext is free.
Shext Likes:
Trash
Good Music
Fate/Literally-Anything-Except-Kaleid Liner
Fanservice
Gorgeous Combat Sakuga
Creative Story Lines
OP Protagonists
Enjoying Things
Anime
Giant Robots
Girls Kissing
Guys Kissing
Guys Kissing Girls
Girls Punching Guys Through Buildings
Magical Girls
Satire
Shext Dislikes:
Garbage
Rape
Overtly Formulaic Storylines
Lazy Animation
Loli Fanservice
Perverted Highschool Boy Archetype (example: Isse from DxD)
Slavery
Non-Consensual Sexual Violence
Both lists are generally adhered to, but both can and will have exceptions.
Shext's Most Favorite Anime is: Kill la Kill
There has yet to be an anime that Shext was so quickly sold on. The animation is spectatacular. The story is fun. The characters are endearing. In Shext's opinion it is basically flawless. Reminder that "favorite anime" and "best anime" are not necessarily the same thing.
Shext's Least Favorite Anime (that they have seen): Berserk
Before the reader starts organizing a floof hunt to find and try Shext for anime crimes, please refer back to the what Shext about having differing opinions. The first 22 episodes were phenomenal. Then:
and that just ruined the whole thing for Shext. "But Shext, it gets better if you read the manga." Shext does not care. Shext's disappointment was immeasurable and their day was ruined.
That should cover all the basics. In the next post, Shext will talk about their impressions of Week 1 of the Spring 2024 season. o7
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