Kyuukyoku no Chef wa Oishinbo Papa

My fellow degenerates,

Today I bring you Kyuukyoku no Chef wa Oishinbo Papa, AKA a badass motherfucker.

Why is the score so low? Maybe because it's essentially impossible to jack off to this hentai, but who knows.

Story: Papa is badass. Papa cuts pervert dick off. Papa chef. Papa make dick soup. (I think, anyway) End of story. Also, Papa has M4.

Art: It's shit. Papa has a very manly and inspirational face though. So what if it's bad, weebs don't actually care about animation quality, or One-Punch Man S2 wouldn't be rated as high as it is. Also, can't say anything about H scenes since there aren't any ... lololol (except like a 10-second sex scene where Papa releases his fill *smirk*)

Sound: Papa is voiced by ya boi Shigeru so you know it's good. I think the VA work is pretty good overall. Music is meh. Sound effects are insanely good, when Papa fired his M4 I actually felt like I was in Vietnam.

Character: Hands down Papa is Daddy. A hero who fights for women's rights and protects their chastity by cutting dicks off of perverts. Truly admirable. His partner who poses as the vulnerable virgin *insert whatever her name was* is very brave and determined to help Papa in his attack on sexual assault. Their belief in one another and partnership is showcased wonderfully in the hentai.

Enjoyment: High. Although I couldn't blow my load, I blew my nose after the tears ran down my face watching Papa act as the epitome of women's rights and justice. Truly the White Knight I never knew women needed.

With love, Muffed :3

Kyuukyoku no Chef wa Oishinbo Papa is an unprecedented mess of a production, but that's what also makes it one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen. It's a comedy by design, but not a particularly funny one, the primary source of laughs comes from the baffling production. The film's absolutely littered with tiny animation mistakes and completely missing textures, perhaps only made funnier by how easy most of them would've been to fix, had anyone given a fuck.

The film follows a man and a young woman, who run a restaurant by day, and hunt sex offenders by night, figuratively speaking anyway. The main characters ... are easy to mistake as a father and daughter, what with the whole "papa" thing, but they're not. The film's labeled as a hentai, but you'd really have to be a next level prude to consider it more than an erotic comedy; it barely features any sex, and what little of it there is, is hardly titillating to any but those most sexually deprived of civilized society. I mean however it is that Myanimelists rating system works, it's rated R+ for "mild nudity," as opposed to Rx anyway, which is what they use for pornography.

The only available English translation for this is a rather poor one by Kingmenu. Of course "rather poor" by Kingmenu standards is fucking horrendous for those with a fully developed brain, but at least it's better than no subtitles at all, which some Kingmenu works most certainly call for.