HEYYY THE BIG MANS BACK!
www.THEKIDFROMBROOKLYN.COM. YOU'VE EVER SEEN THEM SIGNS ON THE HIGHWAY BILLBOARDS YEARS AGO? I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL? USED TO HAVE CIGARETTE COMMERCIALS-- THE GUY USED TO SAY I'D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL. WELL, LEMMA TELL ALL Y'ALL YOUN PEOPLE OUT THERE-- THE BIG MAN WOULD WALK 20 MILES FOR A QUAALUDE. LEMME TELL YA, THAT WAS THE DRUG BACK THERE IN THE LATE 70S AND 80S. QUAALUDES! THE GOOD 'OL ROARER, 7 14 AND THEY CHANGED IT TO LEMON. LEMME TELL YA, I WISH I HAD A COUPLE 'O THEM FUCKING LEMONS NOW, THAT WAS THE BEST FUCKING DRUG EVER MADE. IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD THAT THE GOVERNMENT TOOK THEM OFF THE FUCKING MARKET FOR THE- THEY WERE PUTTING THE DRUG DEALERS OUT OF- OUT OF FUCKING BUSINESS. NON NARCOTIC, NON ADDICTIVE, BRING BACK THE FUCKING QUAAALUUUDEEESSSS! YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE COCAINE, MARIJUANA, AND ALL THAT FUCKING DESIGNER DRUGS THEY MAKE TODAY, AND STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSS! THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FUCKING QUAALUDE! THEY WERE THE FUCKING BEST HAVING SEX ON A QUAALUDE, YA'D DONE THINK YOU DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN. LET ME TELL YA, AND WHEN YOU HAD AN ORGASM? YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOON! BRING BACK THEM FUCKING QUAALUDEEESSSSSS. ANYWAY, THINK ABOUUUTTT ITTTT, THIS IS THE BIG MAN'S VOICE, THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE, ROARER 7 14. ANNDD THE BIG MANS ALWAYS (UNINTELLIGIBLE)
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