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One day, the dog named John walked over the street.
Suddenly, a pink car with three legs ran over the street. It stopped
and asked for the 5`th session of Friends, but John told that it wasn`t made yet.
The car was angry, and spitted cacodemons out his two mouths.
The cacodemons duplicated each other, and ate up all
the Scooby-snacks. The old lady shouted at Pikachu, and fired
a missile at him. Pikachu evolved into Weedle, and throwed a
burning banana at the car. The banana got angry, and tried to
rule the world. John told the banana that MTV ruled the world,
and ate him. The banana tasted like old shoes, which was not so weird,
because it was a super sayajin. The green pig with the bell,
ran towards the car, and exploded like a sheep.
Suddenly, the car started an earthquake, and the whole world turned
into a ice cream. The orcs started an revenge on Donald Duck, and
turned him to a pink bear. The old lady advanced into level 10, and
turned into a Fire Demon. The fire demon burned down all mushrooms,
(which was the houses on the planet) and fried all flying carrots.
My Short Story
The Damp Sandwich
A Short Story
by Clicky
ass licker was thinking about mew tew again. mew was a mean rover with handsome ankles and pretty moles.
ass walked over to the window and reflected on her picturesque surroundings. She had always loved alert Bedroom with its burnt, bad beds. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel anxious.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a mean figure of mew tew.
ass gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a selfish, cowardly, cocoa drinker with ginger ankles and curvaceous moles. Her friends saw her as an outrageous, obedient ogre. Once, she had even revived a dying, baby bird.
But not even a selfish person who had once revived a dying, baby bird, was prepared for what mew had in store today.
The moon shone like chatting monkeys, making ass sneezy. ass grabbed a damp sandwich that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.
As ass stepped outside and mew came closer, she could see the sad smile on his face.
"I am here because I want Dat ass," mew bellowed, in a funny tone. He slammed his fist against ass's chest, with the force of 5235 goldfish. "I frigging love you, ass licker."
ass looked back, even more sneezy and still fingering the damp sandwich. "mew, lemme lick dat ass," she replied.
They looked at each other with surprised feelings, like two fast, frightened foxes bopping at a very cowardly wedding, which had reggae music playing in the background and two sympathetic uncles sleeping to the beat.
ass studied mew's handsome ankles and pretty moles. Eventually, she took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you Dat ass," she explained, in pitying tones.
mew looked concerned, his body raw like a klutzy, kaleidoscopic kettle.
ass could actually hear mew's body shatter into 7699 pieces. Then the mean rover hurried away into the distance.
Not even a mug of cocoa would calm ass's nerves tonight.
THE END
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