Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I hate
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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๐๐ช ๐๐ช๐๐ชedgy shit edgY sHit ๐ชthats ๐ซsome edgy๐๐ shit right ๐ชth๐ช ere๐๐๐ right there ๐ฌ๐ฌif i doโฦฝaาฏ soโmy sel๏ฝ ๐ซi say so ๐ซ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ซ ๐ช๐ช๐ชะO0ะเฌ ๏ผฏOO๏ผฏOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ช๐ช๐ช ๐ซ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ช Edgy shit
What the heck ๐ฅ๐น๐ฟ๐น๐ฅ did you ๐๐ผ just flipping ๐๐๐ say ๐ฌ about me, you big meanie ๐บ? I'll have you know ๐ฌ I graduated ๐ top ๐ of my class in the Tiny Tots ๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ผ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐ฟ Program, and I've been involved in numerous ๐ข๐ข secret ๐๐๐ผ raids on the girl's bathroom ๐บ๐พ, and I have over 300 ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf ๐ซ warfare ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ and I have the most gold stars ๐ โญ๏ธ๐โญ๏ธ๐ in the entire kindergarten class ๐๐ป๐ถ๐ป๐ถ๐ผ๐ถ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐ถ๐ฟ. You are nothing โ to me but just another butthead ๐๐ฒ๐พ. I will beat you the heck up โฌ๏ธ with precision ๐ฏ the likes ๐ of which has never been seen ๐ before on this Earth ๐, mark my dang words ๐๐ฌ. You think you can get away ๐๐ฝ๐จ with saying ๐ฃ๐ฏ that baloney to me on the glowy type-box โจโจโจ? Think ๐ญ again ๐, doodiehead ๐ฉ๐ฒ๐พ. As we speak ๐ฌ I am contacting ๐๐ฌโ๏ธ my secret ๐๐๐ผ network of teachers ๐๐ป๐ across ↔๏ธ the USA and your parents ๐ are being called ๐โ๏ธ to pick you up โฌ๏ธ right โก๏ธ now ๐ so you better prepare for the spanking ๐ก๐๐ผ๐๐ซ, junior. The spanking ๐ก๐๐ผ๐๐ซ that wipes out the dumb little thing you call ๐ your playtime ๐๐. You're in big darn trouble, kid ๐ถ๐ผ. I can be anywhere โ๐, anytime โ๐, and I can wedgie โฌ๏ธ๐๐โฌ๏ธ you in over seven hundred โถ๏ธ7๏ธโฃโ๏ธ๐ฏ ways, and that's just with my bare hands ๐๐ผ. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed โโ๐ซ โ ๐๐ผ๐ช๐ผ๐๐ผ fartfights ๐ฉ๐๐ผ, but I have access ๐๐ to the entire arsenal of the United States ๐ PTA ๐๐ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom ๐ off the face ๐น of the playground, you little poopypants ๐ฉ๐. If only you could have known what serious punishments โ๐ your little "smartypants" ๐๐๐ฏ๐ comment ๐ฌ was about to bring down โฌ๏ธ upon you ๐๐ผ, maybe you ๐๐ผ would have held โ๐ผ your goshdarned โ๐๐ฅ tongue ๐ . But you couldn't ๐ ๐ป, you didn't ๐ ๐ป, and now you're paying the price ๐ฐ๐ธ, you ๐๐ผ silly doofus. I will spray ๐ฆ boogers all over you ๐๐ผ and you ๐๐ผ will cry ๐ฆ๐๐ฆ about ๐ it. You're frickin grounded โฌ๐, buttmunch ๐๐.
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ waaay up tHere ๐ moRTY โ im gonna need ๐ ๐ฑ u to put these seeds ๐ฑ๐๐ฑwaaaay ๐up inside๐ฑ๐ฑ urโbutthOleโโ๐mo-EURGH-rty ๐ฑ๐๐๐wa๐บ๐ AY up there ๐ morty ๐ฑ way up ๐ into your butthole (chorus: แตแตแตแตสฐแตหกแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ O0ะเฌ ๏ผฏเฌ OooแตแตแตแตRR๐ฑแตฃแตฃTTY๐ธ๐ธYY ๐๐ฑ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐โ waaay up there
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crazzynesss ya but 18 years 7 month lol
Ahhh, college.. good times!! ^^ Try to have fun haha ^_^
We are on opposite ends of the time zone.. haha ^_^
Yes, I do.. haha ^^
Where are u from?? ^_^
What group was that?? ^^
I am good too! ^^ Just tired, about to get some sleep now haha ^^
How are you??