I am sorry bro, i didn`t know. it sucks big time. why is your dad like that? i know my father could be a ass but he lets me have fun. i have a cousin just like you, his father is just like yours.. its like hes gonna kill you just by looking at you with his eyes!!! that dude is one creepy person ... long ass story... anyways i hope you get back to spamming again...
Lol Holy shit! You've committed armed robbery for ice cream, mother fucker!? Have you lost your damn mind!? Oh wait. Of course, you have.
New expansion!? You shouldn't be spending shit! If you need something, steal it from the neighborhood kids. Or have you already forgotten that you're completed screwed for Fall semester?
Sarcasm? Shit on that. I know you, buddy! You misogynistic bastard! XD If a girl read that message, you'd get flamed more than Kobe when he pissed on that 15 year-olds face.
Damn! Fixing up a house is hard mother fuckin' work and you ain't even getting decent wages? Fuck that shit, man! Pizza places? Which position are you working? Are you a driver for deliveries or what? 3 days a week? These mother fuckin' job cuts are hurting everybody...Fuck, you better not lose that job cuz you're REALLY gonna be fucked.
I know, right!? FUCK DOCTORS!!! I hate mother fucking doctors!!! Goddamn them! I once went to the doctor to find out why my knee was aching. That bastard did one or two scans on me, told me he didn't know what the hell was wrong, prescribed some pain killers, and sent a $288 bill to me a week later. You could imagine my reaction. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Lol Lucky bastard! I think it's the same thing with Walmart. I remember that just before Easter, I went to Walmart to buy some of those cream-filled chocolate eggs along with a bunch of other stuff, and I ended up putting the eggs in my jacket pocket so that my hands would be free to carry other stuff. I completely forgot that I had those eggs in my pocket when I was at the cashier! It's when I got home that I realized my pockets were full of chocolate eggs, which I happily ate.
Cats Pussy?<-- Nice one. Well, that's fortunate. How come you didn't use that sub while you were at school?
Lol I guess so, but they'd be raping the men exclusively...sick bastards.
And people who believe that "..." are used by douchebags.
LOL That whole paragraph was fuckin' GOLDEN! Haha, but seriously, how in fucks name are you working 2 jobs and only getting $100 every 2 weeks? Are you pulling my leg or what?
Super Target? Bad habits? WTF? What's wrong with Super Target?
Lol Damn, you're completely screwed, bro. I feel for you. but WTF? Quit playing WoW and start saving up! What are you doing squandering your money on online MMORPGs!? You dumb bastard! Lol He's gonna pwn you next time he sees you. ROFL at your rant about ADD. Yeah, you definitely got it.
No, Casper. Not all taxi drivers are gay or terrorists....but hopefully you'll meet some on your journey.
Lol Yes, I noticed your frequent use of the ellipsis. I'm quite fond of them myself.
Haha! Wait, that's not Meg fool! That's Yoko! But I do remember you said she reminds you of Meg due to the red hair. I dream of un-raping-oops, I mean, unwrapping those presents every night. Besides the gay taxi drivers, you wouldn't bang those those broads?
LOL Radioactive hookers? You totally took that from Aqua Team HungerForce. Don't kill yourself before you're successful in finding a way to get superpowers, now. You're best bet would be to donate you're body to secret government labs...but since they're secret, how would you find them?
Damn! Save up that $100 you get every other week, then. Or is that money going towards paying bills and shit.
LOL True that. Plus, it doesn't help you're a guy.
ROFL Dude, you're funny as hell! XD Your last comment was too funny. Seaman and blood bank, eh? Well, I'm fresh out of sperm from beating my meat every 10 hours or so, and I'm nearly anemic so selling blood isn't a good idea for me. Oh, yes. Organs are quite useful-essential, actually. Fuck back alley chop shops! Try the ones in Beverly Hills or whatever high-class towns and neighborhoods that have chop shops...if they even exist...Oh, you poor bastard, you're not gonna have any money when you go back to school.-_-
And just how do you plan on obtaining powerful regenerative powers?
LOL I'm lazy as hell too, man, and it seems I'm getting even more lazy as the days pass by.
Say what!? How many hours you work!? $100 every 2 weeks is shit! These cats are paying you peanuts! What are you working for, $2.50 an hour? Shit, you might be right about the organ selling thing....
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I hope you had a wonderful christmas vacation/break and have a Happy New Year ^_^!
New expansion!? You shouldn't be spending shit! If you need something, steal it from the neighborhood kids. Or have you already forgotten that you're completed screwed for Fall semester?
Sarcasm? Shit on that. I know you, buddy! You misogynistic bastard! XD If a girl read that message, you'd get flamed more than Kobe when he pissed on that 15 year-olds face.
Damn! Fixing up a house is hard mother fuckin' work and you ain't even getting decent wages? Fuck that shit, man! Pizza places? Which position are you working? Are you a driver for deliveries or what? 3 days a week? These mother fuckin' job cuts are hurting everybody...Fuck, you better not lose that job cuz you're REALLY gonna be fucked.
I know, right!? FUCK DOCTORS!!! I hate mother fucking doctors!!! Goddamn them! I once went to the doctor to find out why my knee was aching. That bastard did one or two scans on me, told me he didn't know what the hell was wrong, prescribed some pain killers, and sent a $288 bill to me a week later. You could imagine my reaction. FUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!
Cats Pussy?<-- Nice one. Well, that's fortunate. How come you didn't use that sub while you were at school?
Lol I guess so, but they'd be raping the men exclusively...sick bastards.
And people who believe that "..." are used by douchebags.
LOL That whole paragraph was fuckin' GOLDEN! Haha, but seriously, how in fucks name are you working 2 jobs and only getting $100 every 2 weeks? Are you pulling my leg or what?
ADD is good for you! Fuck what the doctors say!
Lol Damn, you're completely screwed, bro. I feel for you. but WTF? Quit playing WoW and start saving up! What are you doing squandering your money on online MMORPGs!? You dumb bastard! Lol He's gonna pwn you next time he sees you. ROFL at your rant about ADD. Yeah, you definitely got it.
No, Casper. Not all taxi drivers are gay or terrorists....but hopefully you'll meet some on your journey.
Lol Yes, I noticed your frequent use of the ellipsis. I'm quite fond of them myself.
Haha! Wait, that's not Meg fool! That's Yoko! But I do remember you said she reminds you of Meg due to the red hair. I dream of un-raping-oops, I mean, unwrapping those presents every night. Besides the gay taxi drivers, you wouldn't bang those those broads?
Damn! Save up that $100 you get every other week, then. Or is that money going towards paying bills and shit.
LOL True that. Plus, it doesn't help you're a guy.
And just how do you plan on obtaining powerful regenerative powers?
Say what!? How many hours you work!? $100 every 2 weeks is shit! These cats are paying you peanuts! What are you working for, $2.50 an hour? Shit, you might be right about the organ selling thing....