WAKO's "Presents on Christmas Eve" (or, as Syk and I prefer to call it, "All I Want For Christmas is Surprise Lesbian Sex"), is about learning to overcome the pain of the past and live in the present. Or, as we prefer to describe it: "You raped me? How could you do that, that's so awful!" "But I'm a woman." "Oh, OK, then. Lesbian rape is great. Can I have your name now?" "No. Less talk, more sex!"