| Give them a massage |
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| dance |
  "If anyone ever tells me it’s a mistake to have hope, well then, I’ll just tell them they’re wrong. And I’ll keep telling them until they believe, no matter how many times it takes!" - Madoka Kaname |
| Feed you until you're all nice and fluffy :3 |
| Fuck you until you're all nice and round :3 |
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| Ask her why she's saying it's her first time when I've fucked her before. |
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| Yes, and hand you over to the proper person aka @Clebardman |
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| Hold hands. |
| She can teach me how to play her favorite video game. |
  Forum set by: DeadlyBasan  |
| I be teaching you to attach more values to life. |
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| Throw up. |
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| We proceed with Plan A and when things turn for the worst we activate Procedure Z |
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| A world tour |
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| get beat up by her and get aroused by it |
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| Brush her hair. |
  Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. |
| some gay shit |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| disagree about KonoSuba maybe that creates the sexual tension |
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| Watch konosuba |
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| Go hiking. |
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| Ask him if he's a cook |
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| You're about to find out, when I put you in my stove.. |
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| I don't think I'll fit, if you know what I mean ;) |
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| Who said I'd put you in the stove whole, and not in pieces? One must know that cutting meat gives a greater flavor. |
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| Seems you don't know what I mean Or you're just messing around |
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| Send you jail |
| Bring you with me and fuck you :3 3 weeks left until the big party <3 |
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| Watch Aos |
| ^^Do absolutely no such thing ^Stare at each other |
| Watch some horror anime. |
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| Threesome with @Yanri :3333 |
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| murder him |
   they say they'll hold on tight but is that really the truth? if i'm let go of now, i'll just fade to blue ● ● ● |
| Thank him for murdering Eric. |
| We'll go out for a meal, to forget about what @Ericonator did. |
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| mhh, seize each others means of reproduction? |
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| Discussing, about several topics. |
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| Whiskey and debate |
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| Put the ghost back in the shell |
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| Put the shell back in the pants. |
 shit!! he got me! that fucking Poly boomed me! he's so good! (x4) |
Put the pants back on the head |
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| It's Simple, We Kill The Batman |
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