| Penis. I wonder how there was really water on the moon... Bleach has too many fillers .-. Does Germ X really kill that many germs?! Wonder what the highscore for Pacman is. :o Omfg there's a hooker under my bed... ...So you shout random things. XD |
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| If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million. On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10. The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly. There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum). The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want. The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet (9 m). Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards. The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used. Every human spent about half an hour as a single cell. Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush. |
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| The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial. President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had. In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?" The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared. According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction. Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear. Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese. The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C. Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations." When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category. The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence. |
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| It is impossible to lick your elbow. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. The youngest pope was 11 years old. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs - Alexander theGreat, Diamonds - Julius Caesar 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it would digest itself. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a "tittle." A raisin dropped in a glass of freshchampagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. A duck's quack doesn't echo ... no one knows why. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver! A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand (and you thought this list was completely useless). Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries. |
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| Omg you bolded "a ducks quack" because I love ducks. TT^TT QUACK! |
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| SO when you are sinking and the only person there to save you is an obnoxious jerk.... you can save your self!!! |
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| <Tom walks into the appartment and looks at Bill> Tom: Hey B- <Tom sees a giant lizard on the couch> Tom: WHAT THE F**K IS THAT?! <The lizard hisses> <Bill looks at it, then back at Tom> Bill: That's Larry... He's a komodo dragon. Tom: WHY THE F**K IS THERE A KOMODO DRAGON SITTING ON OUR COUCH?! <Larry looks at Tom> Larry: Hisss. |
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| I just wasted 10 seconds of your life, bitch. |
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| Random pic, PS - I'm leeching the above image. It's not really mine to post... EDIT: Spoiler please. xD |
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