| Because they sell too much ice cream. Will there be cake? |
| Yes, Santa Claus will bring the cake and popcorn. Where is Santa Claus? |
| 'Cuz they want a hug from Sadam Hosen. What taste have a watermelon? |
| The taste of AIDS. Why do old movies have no sound? |
| 'Cuz they forgot how to talk. Why do people scare from spiders? |
| Because I like ice cream Do I have to go to school tomorrow? |
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| No, you need to go to shop on Mars. Why can't people sleep at night? |
| cos they have school at night why can a cat jump?? |
| Because they have an ego. What do firemen do? |
| they do the caramelladansen why is fruit good?? |
| Because its made from fire Is fire hot? |
| sad |
| no its justs in you mind. why dont have any question to ask? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU  |
| Because you have no brain What colour is an orange? |
| sad |
| i think yesterday. what xbox360 game did you buy last |
| Pong What is black? |
| sad |
StephanBlackhawk said: Pong What is black? bannana's why is nintendo wii still alive? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| because it's INDESTRUCTIBLE D: where's my Pet doggy named orange D:? |
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| I ate him (Lawl funny 'cause it's trueish. :DDD >>) Why does my iPod break so easily? |
| Because it's made of clam shells and toilet paper How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? |
 ...even a saint needs a soldier to do the dirty work. |
| none it licks itself how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| 21894789367463278563782 What is a dog? |
| sad |
| The answer is.. read "dog" backward. yeap, that's it. A dog is a GOD! :o Why the sky is blue? |
 "See the prince on the rocking horse, his polished face looks cool, I'm just gonna spill my guts on you." - Deg |
omgwtfbanana said: The answer is.. read "dog" backward. yeap, that's it. A dog is a GOD! :o Why the sky is blue? because DOGS are color blind ^_^ so why is is ants dont take over the world huh? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO BUSY TAKING OVER OUR MINDS D: where are those llamas people are talking about? O___o |
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| They are talking if they should put a third L on llmas to make lllamas Why fork sound so much like fuck? |
"See the prince on the rocking horse, his polished face looks cool, I'm just gonna spill my guts on you." - Deg |
| They went out to lunch. They'll be back tomorrow precisely at noon. Because that's how I wanted it when I designed the english language. How tall are you? |
| ...even a saint needs a soldier to do the dirty work. |
| I am as tall as my IQ What's your name? |
"See the prince on the rocking horse, his polished face looks cool, I'm just gonna spill my guts on you." - Deg |
| James Bondage. ;D What languages do you speak? |
| alphabetti spagettie why are the words |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| It's because you don't know how to type. Why do you pee? |
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| To prevent the oceans from drying up. How does a polar bear know what an apple is? |
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| It doesn't. It thinks it's a bus. Why do you watch anime? |
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| because the computer screen's light is the only light in my room. why kids always get teddy bears? |
| Because they can't afford grizzly bears. What does sugar taste like? |
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| salt why do polar bears know what a bus is? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| ornate antique chairs what is the square root of the hypotinues? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| because he's actually RAGE in disguise :o why do people have two eyes ? D: |
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| So alabaster lizards wont devour their souls! who do you want to marry? |
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| my PC :D why do the call it flan? :D |
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| becuse a girl name fiona lynn and ann made it why do they call it chocolate? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| once upon a time there was an important business meeting that began at 9:oo am. This meeting was to finalize the name of a delicious, edible treat D: . Well, a newcomer to the business scene named CHOCO was getting ready, but due to STUPID TRAFFIC, and pissy, IGNORANT PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T DRIVE IN ONE LANE ON THE ROAD AND DISREGARDED ALL DRIVING LAWS D: she was late...choco was late, but anyways, one of the business executives called their psychic niece up to ask what she thought a good name would be for the treat, and the psychic neice simply said, CHOCOLATE. THE END :D why do people drive weird? D: |
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| becuse whilst readi your story about chocolate they go crossed eyed why do birds suddenly apear...everytime...you are near? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| T_T omg i seriously had some bad experiences with birds xD it's cuz they think i'm one of them D: and they seem to have a vendetta out for me D: CAKE ANYONE? ? ? :D |
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| the cake is truth how many green bottles are standing on the wall? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| none, they're not standing they're sitting down D: OMG!!!a tornado warning :o what is a tornado? :o |
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| a hurd of gorrillass playing pong. what is the leghth of a whales penis? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
| 5 meters the truth in this case is ridiculous enough xD What shape is the earth? |
| flat what shape is the flat? |
NANI WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SO KAWAII ....DESU |
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