The Contest - Master of My Domain MAL Edition

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Hayato_kun said:
I got a serious question.

Does no ejaculation count?

Rules:

- The competition officially starts at 12:01 AM PDT on 6/12/09. You have until 11:59 PM the day before (Thursday) to enter.

- Wet dreams do not count.

- As noted by the glorious dictionary(the stimulation or manipulation of one's own genitals, esp. to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.), the mere act of self stimulation is an out.

- If you don't spank it, this probably isn't the place for you. Do us all a favor and don't enter. We want a chance at victory :'<

- Sex counts. Getting laid is a much bigger achievement than winning a no masturbation contest on a animu forum, so be proud and admit it. You sellout :(

- Check in with us weekly so we know you're still in(lol how long do I expect this to go on). Failure to do so will result in disqualification. Also, update your status as soon as possible upon the imminent failure.

- Be honest! You have nothing to gain from spanking it and lying to us, do you?

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 6:32 PM

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Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 6:33 PM

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Bakayaro said:

Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

That's the spirit. It's easy to just yell out as a joke, but the real funny shit is going to be with the people sticking it out.

Jun 11, 2009 6:41 PM

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Vagabond said:

Bakayaro said:

Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

That's the spirit. It's easy to just yell out as a joke, but the real funny shit is going to be with the people sticking it out.

If I make it past a month, then I think hell will freeze over.

Jun 11, 2009 6:42 PM

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Due to my headache. I will be starting the contest 5 hrs 18 minutes early.

Jun 11, 2009 6:47 PM

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Vagabond said:

Bakayaro said:

Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

That's the spirit. It's easy to just yell out as a joke, but the real funny shit is going to be with the people sticking it out.

The real fun will start Sunday night, I reckon. GSTS will be a fucking powder keg ready to explode.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 6:50 PM

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Bakayaro said:

Vagabond said:

Bakayaro said:

Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

That's the spirit. It's easy to just yell out as a joke, but the real funny shit is going to be with the people sticking it out.

The real fun will start Sunday night, I reckon. GSTS will be a fucking powder keg ready to explode.

Me: Hey guys what's...

Everybody: STFU! GTFO!

wait...that's what happens every time I go into there. :( *cries a little*

Jun 11, 2009 7:24 PM

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Bakayaro said:

Vagabond said:

Bakayaro said:

Xplicit said:

Bakayaro said:
I guarantee it'll start with like 3 people announcing "out" immediately.

You?

Naw, as I've stated, I actually intend to try. How long I'll last, remains to be seen.

That's the spirit. It's easy to just yell out as a joke, but the real funny shit is going to be with the people sticking it out.

The real fun will start Sunday night, I reckon. GSTS will be a fucking powder keg ready to explode.

'

I can't wait for this.
XD

Jun 11, 2009 7:54 PM

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I'll post a quick Message to Xinil and see if he won't join at the last second.

Jun 11, 2009 7:58 PM

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It's really sad when the only exciting thing that's happening in my life is a no fapping contest ;__;

Jun 11, 2009 7:59 PM

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Fade said:
It's really sad when the only exciting thing that's happening in my life is a no fapping contest ;__;

You're not the only one. T_T

Jun 11, 2009 8:00 PM

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Fade said:
It's really sad when the only exciting thing that's happening in my life is a no fapping contest ;__;

We're so awesome.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 8:03 PM

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I'm trying to come up with strategies lol.

Jun 11, 2009 8:04 PM

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Bakayaro said:

Fade said:
It's really sad when the only exciting thing that's happening in my life is a no fapping contest ;__;

We're so awesome.

High five?

Jun 11, 2009 8:11 PM

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Lepchin17 said:
I'll post a quick Message to Xinil and see if he won't join at the last second.

not gonna happen, he has a gf IIRC

Jun 11, 2009 8:12 PM

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Ungraveful13 said:
I'm trying to come up with strategies lol.

Follow my lead. Every time you feel the urge, grab some weights and start working out. Arousal instakill.

Jun 11, 2009 8:18 PM

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Vipey said:

Lepchin17 said:
I'll post a quick Message to Xinil and see if he won't join at the last second.

not gonna happen, he has a gf IIRC

Damn. Oh well. Worth a shot.

Jun 11, 2009 8:25 PM

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Vagabond said:

Ungraveful13 said:
I'm trying to come up with strategies lol.

Follow my lead. Every time you feel the urge, grab some weights and start working out. Arousal instakill.

I was just going to set my desktop as a collage of GSTS cocks.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 8:30 PM

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Bakayaro said:

Vagabond said:

Ungraveful13 said:
I'm trying to come up with strategies lol.

Follow my lead. Every time you feel the urge, grab some weights and start working out. Arousal instakill.

I was just going to set my desktop as a collage of GSTS cocks.

putting yourself in temptation i see :P

Jun 11, 2009 8:49 PM

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10 minutes for me atleast

2:10 for me officially tho

Jun 11, 2009 8:57 PM

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Soon enough, I will be forced to witness everyone being cranky and horny.

Jun 11, 2009 9:00 PM

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Three hours~

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Jun 11, 2009 9:03 PM

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It's already the 12th where I am...

A past can last a lifetime.
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Jun 11, 2009 9:05 PM

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okay

Jun 11, 2009 9:10 PM

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georgi said:
It's already the 12th where I am...

same im already playing

Jun 11, 2009 9:22 PM

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georgi said:
It's already the 12th where I am...

Why it starts on a specific time zone. Feel free to fap away for another... 2 hours, 38 minutes.

"I'd suck you~" Berri||Desu Ne?

Jun 11, 2009 9:46 PM

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SIGN ME UP IT'S STILL 10 PM

Jun 11, 2009 10:18 PM

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Less than 2 hours to go!!!~ :D

Jun 11, 2009 10:31 PM

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What happens if I get arouse myself while scratching my nuts?

Jun 11, 2009 10:36 PM

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Vagabond said:
What happens if I get arouse myself while scratching my nuts?

I ... uhh ... good one.

This is gonna be fun

Jun 11, 2009 10:40 PM

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>.> <.<

Use your own discretion.

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Jun 11, 2009 10:43 PM

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Yup

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I have set creepy looking pics in all of my porn folders, whenever i go into my porn folder I'll see a picture like this

Jun 11, 2009 10:44 PM

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Google -> Preferences -> Use Strict Filtering

OK! I'm good to go.

Jun 11, 2009 10:45 PM

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thedarkestandy said:
I have set creepy looking pics in all of my porn folders, whenever i go into my porn folder I'll see a picture like this

good one

Jun 11, 2009 11:05 PM

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and so it begins

Jun 11, 2009 11:11 PM

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You tit Viper. Try 50 minutes from now.

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Jun 11, 2009 11:12 PM

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Vipey said:
and so it begins

In 49 minutes...

Jun 11, 2009 11:12 PM

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Nayah

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Can i join as a last minute entry or has the contest officially started?

Jun 11, 2009 11:15 PM

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Nope, you're good Nayah. I'll add ya in.

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Jun 11, 2009 11:16 PM

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oh, and Bakayaro, can you correct my name so it doesn't have a capital T? thanks

....yes, i'm fussy with capitals.

Jun 11, 2009 11:17 PM

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I fixed everyones name for caps >.>

...I'm quite fussy as well.

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Jun 11, 2009 11:18 PM

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you missed out alex264's =P

Jun 11, 2009 11:20 PM

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Nayah

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Bakayaro said:
Nope, you're good Nayah. I'll add ya in.

Thanks. Time to delete some stuff and find some appropriate wallpaper.

Jun 11, 2009 11:20 PM

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Nayah said:

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Nope, you're good Nayah. I'll add ya in.

Thanks. Time to delete some stuff and find some appropriate wallpaper.

Hm. Am i the only one who actually hasn't bothered preparing for this?

Jun 11, 2009 11:20 PM

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