| fortunately we are not that kind of ppl who buys world peace with the life of their fellow forum gamer, so we prefer to wait for the immediate world destruction, and we have some delicious cake to go with it too! |
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| Unfortunately, World Destruction did immediately happen before the cake was baked. |
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| fortunately we learnt a Super-Fast Baking Jitsu and made some reserve cakes just in time |
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| Unfortunately, the technique wasn't mastered yet so the reserve cakes got spoiled immediately. |
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| Fortunately, there are still people who are willing to eat spoiled cakes. |
  cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately those cakes are so spoiled - they do nothing but play video games and watch anime all day! |
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| Fortunately, playing video games and watching anime all day long will make you forget that the cake you ate was spoiled, since it's a lie. |
| Unfortunately, after playing video games and watching anime all day, you've finished your backlog and now have nothing to do with yourself! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| fortunately, you immediately find a lot of fun things to do without yourself |
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| Unfortunately, you lose your sense of self with all those fun things. |
| Fortunately, a new self has been born inside you, filled with new interesting ideas. |
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| Unfortunately, your new self wants to max out your credit cards |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Fortunately, you got a high credit limit with your credit cards, so it will take quite a lot to max them out. |
| unfortunately, you order some weird services you don't even understand the names of, and this takes you on quite a ride |
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| Fortunately, a Giraffe that you also ordered joins you for the weird Shubleng-Kashingaloo ride. |
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| Unfortunately, that giraffe requires you to beat out all the other competitors during the Revue Starlight auditions in order for it to join you. |
| Fortunately, you can't actually sustain real injuries in these fights, so after beating the snot out of everyone you all remain friends! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately, the friends you defeat, you will never be able to see them again. |
| Fortunately, you're quite used to not seeing friends anyway since you never had one. (This should be an "unfortunately" entry.) |
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| unfortunately your newly obtained friends are after you and your special limited icecream cafe coupons! |
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| Fortunately, they're already expired anyway so you threw it in front of a big Truck-kun which they jumped in front of in an attempt to catch the coupons but got isekai'd instead. |
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| Unfortunately they were isekai'd right into your fridge and now gobbling on all your desserts! |
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| Fortunately, they were eating all of your leftover figgy pudding, which you're totally okay with since you've already had your fill of it anyway. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately, there's a huge shortage of figs, so the figgy pudding won't be available for a long time. |
| Fortunately, your fridge-Isekai'd "friends" loved the figgy pudding so much that they got desperate and spread out to find where it's still available, saving you time in finding it. |
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| unfortunately the pudding is too delicious. your inner yumminess scale gets exceeded and you start to go "raaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!" |
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| Fortunately, your rawr causes something even more delicious than that pudding to appear in your fridge. |
| Unfortunately, it was the very tasty, delicious, oh-so-good velvet cake that you ate earlier that showed up in your fridge straight from your stomach, slightly digested, coated in saliva. |
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| fortunately you've trained very hard just for this day - you can escape the tentacles of the velvet cake - and you know the halls and the rooms of your apartment much better than the velvet cake does, so you are on your way to escape |
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| Unfortunately, the velvet cake can go through walls and is RIGHT BEHIND YOU!! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Fortunately, Velvet was an honorable Cake and didn't attack from behind and instead challenged you to a face-to-face duel. |
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| Unfortunately, when you saw the face of Velvet Cake you fell for it immediately and now you are confessing your feelings |
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| Fortunately, Velvet Cake is so mature and considerate that it noticed that you might have just been panicking so hard that you are now confusing your feelings, so she gave you time to reevaluate your feelings and suggested that you come to talk to her again when you're ready and sure about how you feel. |
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| Fortunately, the drug was to wake you up from the dream you were trapped in, which led to you waking up in reality where you're an ordinary person from the suburbs who rose to fame by inventing Bluetooth Speakers with wheels. |
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| Unfortunately, you got run over by a runaway bluetooth speaker on wheels |
| cryptic and Squab |
| fortunately this isekaied you to an alternative timeline where all wireless networks are always very easy to configure |
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| Unfortunately, wireless networks are now ancient technology in that timeline and it's now running on the very futuristic, ingeniously innovated, Wireful technology! This allows people to experience an incredible speed of cable management! |
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| fortunately this makes octopuses really happy! |
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| Unfortunately, only 2-4 out of 9 of each individual Octopuses' brains are happy and the majority of their brains are mad about it. |
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| Fortunately, the settings can be changed so that every octopus brain can be happy. |
| Unfortunately, Google stopped sending updates on Octopus brains 5 years ago so the settings are not working anymore with the current Android Octopi. |
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| Fortunately, the octopuses don't mind. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately, the squid community didn't like the stance that the Octopuses' took and started protesting against them. |
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| Fortunately, the squid community are great at protesting and can manage to find common ground against the octopuses. |
| Unfortunately, the Octopuses are a bunch of selfish, power-hungry sea creatures and started spreading inks all over the ocean. |
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| Fortunately, octopus ink is quite a valuable commodity. |
| Unfortunately, with their top quality ink, octopuses monopolize the market of manga drawing supply and start to dictate mangakas how the plot should develop! |
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| Fortunately, Octopuses are actually very good storytellers, and their works are critically successful |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Unfortunately manga becomes optimized for very intensive flipping of the pages in multiple directions with tentacles, and human readers are completely befuddled |
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