| Uncover secret connections between seemingly unrelated events. Example: User 1: Every time I take a bus, someone confesses User 2: Every time someone confesses, our principal gets a candy! ... and so on. Every time I drink tea, the balance of power in the world shifts |
OniMageJun 23, 2023 11:56 PM
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| Every time I feel the balance of power in the world shift, I get a tummy ache. |
  cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I get a tummy ache, I head for the bathroom. |
| Everytime I head for the bathroom I get lost in the jungle |
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| Every time I get lost in the jungle I get attacked by jaguars! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I get attacked by jaguars, I go to Jacksonville. |
| Everytime I go to Jacksonville, people ask: Why? |
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| Every time people ask: Why?, I say: Why not? |
| Every time I say "Why not?" she says "Because I don't want my shoes to come off my feet." |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time she says: "Because I don't want my shoes to come off my feet", there're week-long debates in parliament |
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| Every time there are week-long debates in parliament, a case is sent to the Supreme Court. |
| Every time case is sent to the Supreme Court, the judges decide on what precedent to set |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time the judges decide on what precedent to set, someone has to look up the meaning of the word in the dictionary. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time someone has to look up the meaning of the word in the dictionary, the minister of education has to do 5 laps around the ministry building |
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| Every time the minister of education has to do 5 laps around the ministry building, the secretaries all gather around the windows to watch and laugh at him. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time the secretaries all gather around the windows to watch and laugh at the minister of education, there's a protest going on across the street. |
| every time there's a protest across the street, I change my name |
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| Every time I change my name, I go through a ton of paperwork in order to keep everything up to date. |
| Every time I go through a ton of paperwork to keep everything up to date, the crows attack my garden while I’m busy! |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Every time the crows attack my garden while I’m busy, I can't help but wonder if the crows are trying to be nice and weed my garden. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I wonder if the crows are trying to be nice and weed my garden, the sky turns violet |
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| Every time the sky turns violet, smoke from a wildfire turns it orange. |
| Every time smoke from a wildfire turns it orange, I have to wash it clean again. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time you have to wash it clean again, hedgehogs order twice as much pizza as raccoons |
OniMageJun 26, 2023 11:33 PM
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| Every time the hedgehogs order twice as much pizza as the raccoons, the raccoons order twice as much weed as the hedgehogs |
| Every time the raccoons order twice as much weed as the hedgehogs, I start to wonder which dispensary welcomes woodland critters as patrons. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I start to wonder which dispensary welcomes woodland critters as patrons, I see a bunch of stray animals approaching. |
| Every time I see a bunch of stray animals approaching, I wonder which of them are youkai. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Every time I wonder which of them are youkai, I get distracted and become the perfect target for a youkai to prank me! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I become a perfect target for youkai to prank me, I notice a very suspiciously looking Literature Girl passing by with a cunning grin on her face |
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| Every time I notice a very suspiciously looking Literature Girl passing by with a cunning grin on her face, I tail the Literature Girl to find out where she is going. |
| Every time I tail the Literature Girl to find out where she is going, I end up in the vampire smut section. |
⭑･ﾟﾟ･*:༅｡.｡༅:*ﾟ:*:✼✿ Umehara is my daily dopamine ✿✼:*ﾟ:༅｡.｡༅:*･ﾟﾟ･⭑ |
| Every time I end up in the vampire smut section, it's always 2 AM, the shop is closed, lights are off, I'm alone there and I'm so scared! |
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| Every time I find myself alone and scared, locked in a manga store at 2am I wonder how my life even ended up at this point in the first place. |
| Every time I wonder how my life even ended up at this point in the first place, I start to look back on my life to figure out where I messed up in life only to realize I peaked in Middle School. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| every time I realize I peaked in Middle School I find a surprise cookie in my desk drawer |
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| Every time I find a surprise cookie in my desk drawer, I wonder if it's secretly poisoned. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| Every time I wonder if the surprise cookies in my desk drawer are secretly poisoned, I recall I'm the one who baked those cookies and that I didn't use any poison in the process. |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time I bake cookies without poison, the president comes over for a sleepover pajama party anime marathon |
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| Every time the president comes over for a sleepover pajama party anime marathon, we watch a lot of Pretty Cure. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Every time we watch a lot of Pretty Cure, we forget about Sailor Moon. |
| Every time we forget about Sailor Moon...I'm actually OK with that. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
| every time I'm actually ok with that, it rains grape juice |
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| Every time it rains grape juice, my nice clothes get stained! |
| cryptic and Squab |
| Every time my clothes get stained I get a promotion! |
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| Every time I get a promotion, I make the toughest decisions of my career. |
| Every time I make the toughest decisions of my career, I decide to adopt the stray pet bunny that has been hanging out at my job. |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Every time I decide to adopt the stray pet bunny that has been hanging out at my job, the bunny excuses himself for a minute and comes back with a herd of hippos and says they are ready to move in, all together! v sorry that it's so long *sweating bullets* |
OniMageAug 4, 2023 2:22 PM
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| Every time the bunny excuses himself for a minute and comes back with a herd of hippos and says they are ready to move in, all together, I can't stop taking in stray animals. |
| Every time I can't stop taking in stray animals, I get featured on a trashy reality show. |
| Away from the things of man, my love, away from the things of man. |
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