| refused to cosplay a Gym Leader and me a Pokémon |
   "Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| Cared more about her pokemon collectibles than me π₯² |
| He thought I only cared about muscles π |
| look, we didn't break up. it's only been 10 years, she might just need some time for herself and will come back i'm sure |
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| was against the nudist's lifestyle |
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| Got angry when I put his cat in the freezer |
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| the chicken they cooked was slightly cold |
| They couldn’t stop playing persona |
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| Was against owning slaves. |
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| kicked a pikachu |
"Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| i thought it would improve our relationship |
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| They found my secret ban candy stash and ate it all D: |
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| He refused to share the language of the gold. |
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| Because of their unflattering review of my book that they posted on Goodreads |
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| they didn't explain the inspiration behind their forum title |
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| told me that brownies are cookies. |
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| wouldn't let me sleep in the top bunk |
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| Didn't trust me enough for a leap of faith. |
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| They didn't like my pirate ship and tried to sink it by hitting an iceberg :[ |
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| Sold the ring i got them to buy genshin stuff....really? |
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| Refused to participate in interesting activities |
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| ^ snores |
"Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| hates it when i accidentally throw a glass bottles at them |
| Was too much into love bites...even sucked my blood a couple of times |
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| They were not interested into my interests |
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| has a weird collection of fungus and kept saying its because he is a fungi |
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| never let me drive her car |
| Said that chocolate is not a veggie better-bee said: he doesnt do the thing i like. I was born this way mam cant help it π€£ |
DostojevskijOct 5, 2:09 AM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| he doesnt do the thing i like. v i would have done that but you never said π’ |
PanticakesOct 4, 2:52 PM
"Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| Refused to bake human formed cookies for my birthday. |
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| would tell me to sleep on the couch to let the safs sleep next to him |
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| everyone told us we suit each other so well and this pissed us off. we both turned out to be natural contrarians |
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| I'm a whore, that's just who I am, so we can't be together |
| He kept calling me Bulma and putting blue hair dye in my shampoo |
| She went only 100% dictator mode, and what we needed was a 140%. |
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| They scare the shit outta me π€£π€£π€£ jk... But them being a rubber duck bathing in a pool of blood wasnt on my bingo card when they said theyd been catfishin me |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
Dostojevskij said: I was born this way mam cant help it π€£ *pats head Refused to eat all the chocolate treats I baked because "I don't want to get fat"... even though I have a perfectly good way to burn off the calories. |
"Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| It's not you, it's me |
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| Cared more about chainsaws than me |
| They always tasted like coffee when we kissed. |
| Because he lied about being a femboy |
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| We broke up on good terms |
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| after we found out that if we marry we need to live together we kind of decided it's not for us |
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| the pizza delivery call sounded really weird, so i had to take care of the issue better-bee said: had a thing for strangers online i have a thing for everyone equally |
MalakiraOct 5, 7:38 AM
| had a thing for strangers online |
"Good morning."β Mahiru Shiina "Huh?"β Amane Fujimiya |
| I killed a bee π, and she took offense like okay bro it's just a bee |
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| if all bees disappeared right now, humanity would die. enjoy your life. |
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| Bro didn’t like my skin, limbs and scalp |
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| Had a 3rd leg while i was informed there won't be any 3rd leg π’ |
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| turned out to be the 1800s eunuch |
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