| She kept looking at me like... That... Whenever she was hungry. |
| He didn't treat me like a real Princess. |
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| They don't support my OnlyFans career |
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| So loud in the morning, it's almost as if they go out of their way to be super loud walking around the apartment. |
  "You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
»Major OST - Memories (Omoide)«
| They smacked me with a baseball bat ๐ |
| I didn’t it was an accident they were half wafer and I was hungry |
ใขใคใขใคใขใคใทใใซ~ |
| She says im no fun at the beach and don't get into the water and swim. Me: I'm busy |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| They are busy with building their secret harem instead of giving me attention :[ |
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| I didn't see you for months and I'm an overreactive sitcom character that breaks up at the slightest provocation. |
| They was no memory to the melody |
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| he made one too many duck faces |
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| Cuz vampires and werewolves don’t belong together |
| what?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i didn't know we broke up! waaaaaaaaaaaah *goes away crying* |
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| Did not enjoy being caged and feeding from a bowl. |
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| didn’t agree to sign a contract for sending a chocolate bar every week |
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| He didn't want to study 18 hours a day |
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| Because I felt like it |
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| Lacks a good sense of humour |
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| was not addicted enough to Pokémon |
  "It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| they would often bring out a bee hive and ask the bees to attack me whenever we had an argument :p |
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| Didn’t wanna walk the plank or shiver me timbers. |
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| wanted to lock me up in a basement |
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| obsessive giggling in their sleep >.< |
"It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| played pokemon go every time on our dates |
| forgot i existed |
  x x x If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed x x x |
| They always drive above the speed limit |
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| He insisted on defending and saying that Gaby from AoT is a cool character |
| nerdy ppl give really strong shut-in vibes so that's why |
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| I'm a nerdy hikikimori and they didn't like that |
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| Found out he has an only fans ๐ค And the money on the dresser was not enough |
| wastes all our money on gambling |
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| Didnt trust the process of gambling Just remember 99% people quite before the earn big๐ |
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| He drifted away on a raft v I am not a guy. Unsure why you struggle with this. |
better-beeSep 28, 12:15 AM
"It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| Saw her MAL DMs |
lolitaSep 28, 12:16 AM
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| ^^ her bed is so huge i got lost there, walked for several days trying to find the edge of the bed and i'm still stranded here at some uninhabited part of this high-tech bed once a helicopter appeared and dropped a newspaper with a headline "better-bee breaks up with her new partner because he takes too much space on the bed" i was furious how much space do you need! then i realized she likes to sleep-roll so this makes sense and i was like: oh! so that tumbleweed that flashed by me the other day was actually her!... ^ they ninjaed me and i unintentionally broke up with them when i was about to break up with the user above them. yeah, such things happen... |
OniMageSep 28, 12:20 AM
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| Broke up & blocked & “We don’t Talk Anymore” (Charlie Puth) cuz I got mad at their definition of ninja’s speed of being 10 minutes |
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| Kept cutting up the teddy bears I gave them. :( |
| i questioned that they are an actual prince... i'm sorry... lolita said: cuz I got mad at their definition of ninja’s speed of being 10 minutes rofl |
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| We went to look at a volcano and he wanted to see how close he could get to the lava and well, I was really struggling with pushing him in and then decided he is probably not the one if I want to push him in lava. |
"It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| Took candies from a kid, yes you did. |
  ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ก, ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ . |
| ^^ just in case ^ to be able to get together again! |
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| Ahhh, we were on a skiing trip in Finland and he wanted to try some daredevil things, and when he was standing near the ledge of a snow cliff, I thought about avalanches and that is the reason. |
"It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| because ants in the forest didn't approve of our relationship |
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| We were in Belgium eating chocolates and he got really fussy about calories and I had to let him go... |
"It's kitty ear mode!"โ Hazuki "Here... In that get-up..."โ Kouhei Morioka "It can't be helped!--Your car is too small!"โ Hazuki |
| I caught a shiny glarian moltress in pokemon go...they got jealous, took my phone and traded the moltress into their own account :( |
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| every time his football team lost he would get drunk and beat me up |
| ^^ I preferred 13th Kioshi not the 17th one ^ They gamble to much |
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| preferred reading fan-fic over talking to me |
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| Screams weren’t blood curling enough |
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| They are necropihilic apparently.... |
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