| he broke into my house and forced friendship upon me but hes actually mega sweet so yknow i forgive him |
  x x x If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed x x x |
| At Ado concert, she was screaming out loud trying to mimic ados song |
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| We were at the bowling alley and his group was next to mine. Someone threw his shoe down the lane, he was running down the lane to fetch it. me: bro what on earth is going on with those guys? Absolute nutters. |
  "You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
» Major OST - Memories (Omoide) « | Met him while chasing a shoe like it owed me money. Destiny called, and it was wearing bowling shoes |
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| new mexico roswell 1947, wild night |
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| @404Ferret lmao aliens OT: theyre one of the lead researchers of the occult study whether alien exist or not and im one of the seminar attendees |
๐ค โพ ๐ฅ "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| She was at the swimming pool that I went to when I was learning how to dive. Unfortunately it's not a good look for me. It was my first time and I might've chosen an unsuitable height for my first try. I jumped and panicked "oh shoot, that's pretty fucking high" and quickly turned around and held onto/clung to the diving board. Everyone was looking up at me, and the lifeguard was like "you gotta let go of the board man" |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| @Danzfcc is that a mr bean reference LOLOLOL OT: met him inside a haunted maze in amusement park. Dude was screaming like little girl while sayin "LEMME OUT LEMME OUT!" Apparently the park close it for weeks thanks to his hysterical cry made it to the local news! |
๐ค โพ ๐ฅ "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| She saw me at a grocery store when I was babysitting my cousin's kid/my nephew. She saw what happens when 2x silly men get their hands on a pram. I locked eyes with another fellow dad at the edge of the shopping aisle. It was like when trainers in pokemon meet eyes and have a ! Moment. Me and the the other guy gave a nod and had a silent mental ageeement. We raced the prams down the aisle to see who the fastest was. Smugdear was like "bro wtf are these 2 idiots doing? Some people are too immature to be having kids" Hey now, not my kid. Hes my nephew. |
DanzFccJul 9, 3:15 AM
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| I found him alone, suit too clean, eyes too busy. I sat down and asked if he always looked that lost. DanzFcc said: nest mate such lovely sentence |
FreakyCherryJul 9, 3:29 AM
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| They saw me play tyre wars with my nest mate Edit: lmfao nest mate. Best mate* |
DanzFccJul 9, 3:32 AM
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| Skribbl world championship finals |
| i skribbled a cow and he thought it was funny |
| x x x If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed x x x |
| She saw me asking for a fan photo with Amir Khan. I wanted a specific photo with both of us having our boxing gloves up in an engaged stance. Amir then said "go for a punch, it'll make for a cool photo, just stop in front of my face of course though." Yeah.... Let's just say I accidentally punched him in the face, and his nose was bleeding. Voovoov was in LMFAO mode |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| In an elevator, apparently |
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| we were random chance accomplices in breaking an arcade game machine to steal some plush prizes |
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| Halloween with an asspocalypse mask on. I called the cops on this person. You scared the living daylight out of me and not in a good and fun way. |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| a fast food restaurant, he was eating with his dakimakura waifu pillow, he force fed it a cream soup... |
๐ค โพ ๐ฅ "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| She caught me having lunch Nijika Ijichi. No not the VA of Nijika... literally Nijika I mean, did you have to take a picture and post it on social media too? |
DanzFccJul 9, 4:22 AM
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| ^^ i was force-fed cream-soup by DanzFcc when i saw some stranger staring at me from the next table ^ not sure, it feels like we always knew each other |
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| Yeah he was with DanzFcc in that restaurant, I posted that pic to twitter to help him get out of this abusiv relashionshippu |
๐ค โพ ๐ฅ "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime" |
| We met on the ice rink, she saw me helping my friend learn to skate, I was holding her hands and skating backwards and slowly trying to guide my friend skate forwards. Smugdear was trying to say something from across the rink and I couldn't hear her. I stared back at her and was like ??? "What is this stranger trying to say? why are they looking my way" Smugdear: "Look out!" yeah I wasn't careful and skated backwards into someone and buckled, me and friend both fell. Smugdear: Geez, look where you're going, where's your focus and concentration? |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| we were chasing a bear @OniMage in the woods and while we lost him, we lost the way, found each other in the middle of the forest and cried before deciding the best way to die before we realized that we could just use the map that neither of us could read so we started chasing the bear again and found a third person ... |
๐ cry for me, Aki |
that third person was me |
| tru-chan is it you?! OT: on a summer trip his friend told him: "hey, why is this suspicious looking man entering our bus?!" and they called the teacher and she handed me to the police. the truth is i was just trying to have a free ride, and i hate this kinds of misunderstandings, so i came to his house to explain it, for some reason i ended up at the police station again |
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| who the heck is tru-chan? Have I been replaced already? ot - At the police station I had to explain to the officer that I am not the truman and it was all another misunderstanding. Then the police officer yelled "CUT! That's a wrap". That's how we realised that we were both in a tv show |
| At a Sunny Day Real Estate concert |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. โซ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube โซ |
| i was taking a walk when suddenly a guy approached me and asked: - would you help me to destroy some pigs? - oink?!!!! - i said then i recalled i had some very urgent business elsewhere and had to leave without saying goodbye v @voovoov but i can explain... |
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| they kidnapped me :( |
| x x x If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed x x x |
| that very urgent business? it was me. I was the very urgent business. So urgent, in fact, oni had never met me before then. ^^ ^ She tried to eat my precious feijoa tree |
DropOfLoveJul 9, 6:22 AM
  ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ก๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ก๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ก, ๐ฆ๐๐ค๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐ข๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ง๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐ . |
| i told him to change his avatar to a Shutterstock image, but he changed it T__T |
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| @mokkocchi is it you omg! i know, sorry i am not a fan of this avi, that was so cool, but i have to keep this one to piss people off (i dunno why) OT: we met at groceries, we fought over the last remaining avocado |
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| she fed me soup |
| x x x If I touch a burning candle, I can feel no pain. If you cut me with a knife, it's still the same. And I know her heart is beating, and I know that I am dead; yet the pain here that I feel, try and tell me it's not real, and it seems that I still have a tear to shed x x x |
| Pubes incident day |
| i attended his seduction classes and told him I'm a big fan |
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| At a meat n greet |
| The M Word day |
| Idk since he is a product of my imagination |
| I've always been there |
| so, I've been dating this girl... but then she turned out to be the cross-dressing Absurdo! |
OniMageJul 9, 9:56 AM
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| ๐คจ๐ณ๏ธ๐ |
| i meet them at our meeting |
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| At a tree |
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| Cat cafe |
 Have courage, be kind and occasionally believe in magic CINDERELLA ๐ |
| i was peacefully relaxing under their bed when they started chasing me out of there with a mop |
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| MyAnimeList forum gaymes |
| actually i believe it was somewhere else |
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