| Should know that if I hear "big titted emo chick" one more time you will suffer a fate worse than death |
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| Alright fiiiiine... It doesn't make what I said any less true though, my heart won't be swayed by just a pretty face and lucious baps... How does that one song from that one dumbass musical go? You're the one that I want, whooo whooo whoooooo? yeah, that. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Needs to listen to the "dumbass musical" song now |
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| Doesn't know I need that about as much as I need a hole in my head. I've seen the movie, heard the songs. Not my cup of tea. That being said it doesn't make my previous statement any less true. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Still made a reference to the song in the movie that I like despite not liking it himself and now has to marry me. Does not have a choice in the matter |
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| Will quickly tire of the silly voices I sing that song in. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Will also quickly tire of me singing every song from that movie, as well as every song from every Disney movie that I know, as well as any song I ever feel like singin, which is often, and annoying |
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| Is gonna be pissed when I start singing every song you sing but beautifully so that it intimidates you into not singing (don't worry I'm not a good singer) |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Would crush my tiny little heart if he challenged me so |
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| Has nothing to worry about. My voice is only good for growling |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Would still probably beat me, my voice sounds like knives in a blender and my boyfriend tells me to shut up every time I start singing |
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| Might be right about that, but then again, anything is possible. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Is being challenged to drunk rhyming battles AND drunk karaoke |
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| Doesn't realize how fucking on it is. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Will win pretty easily, which will give me a reason to angrily rape |
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| So a win win then eh? |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Knows exactly what I mean |
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| Is probably gonna regret her words when I find a good paying job and have "fuckin with people from afar" kind of money. My only regret in showing you what I look like is that all of these pranks are useless now. I'm not above wasting lots of money for a quick laugh. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Should tell me exactly what kind of pranks you think you gonna pull, because they will end in failure anyway |
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| Well I kinda already hinted at my ideas in past threads. One of them was finding you and then acting like I was a psychic or something. Probably say some shit like "if I could just guess your name, will you allow me to ask a few questions?" And then when I guessed your name and got your attention I would start asking shit like "did you get kicked out of school? You decently worked at a cat shelter didn't you... Oh boy it looked like your mom sure liked meth... Haha, you don't much care for a finger up your butt do you.?.... Humperdink." Shit like that, and I would totally pretend like I was seeing shit in my mind and making reactionary faces to what was "unfolding" in my mind. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Hasnt got any new ideas that would actually work |
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| Will see the extent of my tomfoolery one of these days. Also shouldn't act tough like if an actual stranger came up to you and started telling you shit about your life that you wouldn't be freaked out just a little bit. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Is right, that would certainly freak me out, but I would be entirely unaffected if that stranger was you. Couldn't prank me even if he tried |
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| Doesn't realize that if you didn't know what I look like you wouldn't know it was me and you'd freak out. You would be easy to spot though if I didn't know what you look like. Don't underestimate me. If it's for a prank like this I can be smooth. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Doesn't realize that it matters not because I do know what you look like and therefore that idea now belongs in the dumpster. But it would be hilarious to try on Yanri |
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| Isn't wrong... We need to find out more about yanris life. I already know what country he's from. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Knows facts that I do not know |
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| Should get to work and find out more facts. We have a yanri to prank! |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Would do a better job extracting the information than me. Could seduce Yanri in half a heartbeat and have him tell you all that there is to know |
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| Already has seduced yanri. Just ask him a few post boning questions. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Doesn't realize that I only own Yanri's pound hole, while you own his heart |
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| Thinks I own his heart. That belongs to Azerola and you know it. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Couldn't be more right. Ahh, the gayness of those two in that fanfic really tickled my pickle |
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| Honors me with words. It makes me happy to hear your pickle was tickled. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Is probably going to be written as a chick when I get around to writing my thing |
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| Puts the paint in my taint hearing that you're actually gonna write something |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Should know that I love your inappropriate rhymes. And I said I was gonna, so why wouldn't I? Don't doubt me, peasant |
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| Made my day by writing a poem. It really made me happy. Thank you. You really should keep at it (at least as long as you enjoy it) because as always you have proven yourself wrong. You always say you suck but when you actually do something its amazing. You just gotta let yourself do it more often. Please let yourself do this more often. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Is butterin me up with them words pretty good. I guess I could give it another go, whenever next I feel the inspiration |
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| Made me fall in love all over again... buuuut I also do know that too much butter is bad for you and as much as I'd love to keep slathering it on ya (that actually sounds fun) I feel I would be remiss if I did not chuck at least one magnet |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Thinks patronizing my chest size is hilarious and will only result in one or two of your ribs being bent backwards. Has already clogged my arteries with all that butter |
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| Should know that even though I presented them in a patronizing manner, my words were sincere. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Cannot lie to me, you like melons, not lemons |
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| Fails to realize that just because my initial preference is a melon doesn't mean that I don't love fruit of all sizes. As long as you're the one holding them I don't care what fruit it is. I'll eat that lemon all day. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Should get the facts straight and realize lemon was just an example fruit. I hold grapefruits, theyre bigger than lemons, but smaller than melons |
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| Should know by now that its you that I like, not what fruit you hold, though I do really like grapefruit. To be honest citrus fruits are my favorites. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
Should agree that Homer Simpson knows the best way to eat a grapefruit |
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| Should know that I agree. pour some sugar on me |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
| Is immediately receiving a high five |
StrokeofMidnightOct 5, 2017 4:22 PM
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| Probably dips their "grapefruit" in sugar just for shits and giggles... now tell me about how that model you like comes and licks it off. |
| I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!! |
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