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Oct 25, 2017 5:57 PM

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H-has more slaves than just yanri and me? That's fine... Tooootally fine with that. Nope, no problems here, why would that be a problem? Hahahahahah!

*sharpens knife*
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 7:05 PM

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5083
Has a not-so-hidden yandere side
Oct 25, 2017 7:22 PM

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13178
Speaks nonsense. Why, I haven't the slightest clue what you could mean. I just like to sharpen knives when I think about killing rival slaves is all, I don't mean nuthin by it.


*draws map labeled "dis were bodies gon go"*
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 7:49 PM

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5083
Is lucky I like yanderes otherwise you'd be out the slave club
Oct 25, 2017 8:09 PM

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13178
There's a club!? Er- I mean, yeah I knew that.


*sharpens knife harder*
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 8:36 PM

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5083
Hasn't sharpened that knife hard enough yet
Oct 25, 2017 9:21 PM

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13178
Shouldn't tell me how hard to sharpen my knife... also should maybe give me a list of the names of your other slaves... for reasons.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 9:38 PM

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5083
Is free to murder and maim anyone in the world, except for my precious slaves. If you murder them I will just make you watch me defile their corpse and then send you to bed without dinner
Oct 25, 2017 9:43 PM

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13178
Has too much fun torturing me so.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 9:50 PM

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5083
Has too much fun being tortured~
Oct 25, 2017 10:01 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Makes it hurt too good
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 10:28 PM

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Jul 2013
5083
Probably wants more torture right about now
Oct 25, 2017 10:39 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Isn't wrong about that.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 10:41 PM

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5083
Will get what's comin to him
Oct 25, 2017 10:57 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Hopefully won't make me wait too long.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 25, 2017 11:44 PM

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5083
Is musin' on some abusin'
Oct 26, 2017 12:29 AM

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Nov 2012
13178
Makes me squishy in my fishy... yeah.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 26, 2017 8:51 AM

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5083
Is lame and knows it too
Oct 26, 2017 10:05 AM

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Is a mofo and knows it too
Oct 26, 2017 10:18 AM

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Nov 2012
13178
Is a hot little bag of sass and knows it too.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 26, 2017 10:23 AM

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5083
Is a squishy meatbag standing on a big rock that is floating in an endless expanse of infinite space and knows it too
Oct 26, 2017 10:35 AM

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Nov 2012
13178
Is also a squishy bag of meat... probably not as squishy as I am but hey I'm a big dude... I've always been squishy.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 26, 2017 7:47 PM

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5083
Admits to being the squishiest meatbag on this doomed planet
Oct 26, 2017 11:30 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Should get squishy with me.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 3:02 PM

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Jul 2013
5083
Really knows what a woman wants to hear
Oct 27, 2017 4:11 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Is right, and I know it makes you squishy.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 4:20 PM

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5083
Pitched my tent in just half a second
Oct 27, 2017 4:43 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Should remember to bring marshmallows and chocolate for smores.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 4:53 PM

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5083
Probably will want some graham crackers as well
Oct 27, 2017 5:01 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Graham crackers? Likes it kinky I assume.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 5:04 PM

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5083
Is totally right, and is gonna discover that here shortly when I take you in the middle of the woods where no one can hear you cry out
Oct 27, 2017 5:08 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Thinks I'm gonna cry out.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 5:13 PM

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Jul 2013
5083
Dares to underestimate me?
Oct 27, 2017 5:21 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Should know by now how I get sassy when I want a good pounding.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 27, 2017 5:27 PM

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5083
Does the right thing, because it works and ticks me off just enough to go extra hard on you
Oct 27, 2017 6:01 PM

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13178
Knows how I like it extra hard. If I'm not struggling to walk for at least 2 weeks afterwards you didn't go hard enough.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 28, 2017 5:49 PM

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5083
Has low standards if two weeks of pain afterwards is rough enough for you
Oct 28, 2017 6:16 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Should know I'm rarely satisfied with the bare minimum.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 28, 2017 10:51 PM

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5083
Should tell me your best pun
Oct 29, 2017 12:16 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Put me on the spot for puns and now I can't think of any.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 29, 2017 7:32 PM

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5083
Doesn't do too well under pressure
Oct 29, 2017 8:04 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Is Jamaican me crazy with all this pressure for puns.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 29, 2017 9:37 PM

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5083
Should know that if you illegally download a movie in Jamaica, you are a pirate of the Caribbean
Oct 30, 2017 5:56 AM

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13178
Needs to calm down. You're gonna kill me if you keep this level of comedy up.


High five.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 30, 2017 3:13 PM

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5083
Should know killing you has been my goal from day one
Oct 30, 2017 3:50 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
I knew it was a conspiracy!!!
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 30, 2017 5:36 PM

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Jul 2013
5083
Lost the game
Oct 30, 2017 5:57 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Should tell me who sent you.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
Oct 30, 2017 6:02 PM

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Jul 2013
5083
Should know it was actually the NHK
Oct 30, 2017 6:30 PM

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Nov 2012
13178
Has just Kano'd me.
I made some killer babaganoush... FOR VALHALLA!!!
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