Bakayaro said: You: MY PENIS IS ROCK HARD AND READY TO PENETRATE WHATEVER ORIFICE YOU LIKE
You: LET'S DO THIS SHIT
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Ya gotta ease them in. It's like poker. If you start betting too much too fast, they'll fold. You gotta lure them in with small or moderate bets.
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You: Hiya.
Stranger: hi
You: ...
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Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben & Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi, age sex location
You: 15 f arizona
You: you?
Stranger: 28 m japan
You: cool
Stranger: a beautiful girl
You: that's where, like, anime is from, right?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: a young girl
Stranger: you like animes so much?
Stranger: the anime yours is as well as
You: i love them
Stranger: do you have a boyfriend already?
You: my friend from japan showed me one
You: no
Stranger: ok
You: >_<
You: do you have a girlfriend?
Stranger: so you are have nothing knowledge about sexy?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i am adult
You: oh
You: >_<
Stranger: so do you have some sex expirence?
You: my last boyfriend tried to do things to me
You: but daddy walked in and got angry
Stranger: haha
Stranger: you can choose a safe place
You: so i don't know too much >_<
Stranger: virgin/
Stranger: virgin?
You: yea
Stranger: cool
You: maybe... you could teach me?
Stranger: yellow hair?
You: brown
Stranger: cool
Stranger: pubic hair?
Stranger: dense?
You: >///<
You: what are you trying to ask a girl?
You: you have to start slowly
Stranger: just for teaching something
Stranger: okokok
Stranger: sorry
You: ... well
Stranger: let us study with your breast?
You: okay
Stranger: what cup?
You: c
Stranger: wonderful
You: my breasts get in the way a lot >_<
Stranger: the nipple color?
You: you... think it's wonderful?
Stranger: yes
You: *kisses you*
Stranger: big enough
You: pink
Stranger: i want to eat it
Stranger: every one want ti
Stranger: it
You: *blush*
You: how do you do that?
Stranger: sucking
You: alright...
You: *brings my hand around your head*
Stranger: cool
You: *pulls you to my breast*
Stranger: you are sexy girl
You: you're so cute~
Stranger: where are you now?
You: in my room
You: you?
Stranger: me too
Stranger: naked?
You: no >_<
Stranger: i am
You: I'm in my nightgown
You: *blush*
You: naked?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: you have underware?
You: im...
You: not wearing them >_<
Stranger: no underpants?
You: no
You: it's too uncomfortable when i go to bed
Stranger: can you see your pubic hair by yourself now?
Stranger: i think so
You: yes
Stranger: Dense?or not
You: how dense is dense?
Stranger: how about yours?
You: I can still see my vagina, but there's plenty of hair
You: and it's getting wet...
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i want to see also
You: my
You: you're making me so embarrassed
Stranger: you can console yourself
You: have you... heard of cybering?
You: my friend told me about it
Stranger: yes
Stranger: of course
Stranger: do you have a camera there?
You: no >_<
Stranger: ok,do you have some sexy photo?
Stranger: yours?
You: yea, but they're all printed
You: and i cant scan them
You: you just have to use your imagination ;P
You: and teach... me~
You: please?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but i need you are naked first
Stranger: ok?
You: one sec
You: okay
You: now what?
Stranger: pick your fingger on your nipple
Stranger: put
You: mkay
Stranger: rubbing
You: ohh
You: that feels good
You: it's starting to get hard >_>
Stranger: cool
Stranger: both hands
Stranger: put forth your strength
Stranger: make your breast morph
You: mmmmmmmmmm
You: it feels so good
You: you must be a master at this
Stranger: just ok
Stranger: do you want more?
You: yes
You: make me feel better
Stranger: find your clitoris and touch it
You: where's that?
Stranger: rub with the hands
You: where's my clitoris?
Stranger: above your vagina 's
Stranger: just like a bean
Stranger: convex
You: oh i see ^_^
You: *kisses you*
Stranger: i get it
You: okay... i'm rubbing it with my right hand
Stranger: and your left hand rubbing your nipple
You: oh god yes
You: feels
You: so
You: good
Stranger: then you can put your right hand to caress your vigina
You: my hand is so wet right now
Stranger: to feel the soft and wet and hot
You: do you want to feel and show me where i should be touching?
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i want to put my cock in it
Stranger: your labia
You: ohh
You: wow, it must be hard, right?
You: i heard they get that way
Stranger: of course
Stranger: i want to show you
You: i felt my last boyfriend's penis before daddy walked in
You: but that was it
Stranger: you can put your finger in
Stranger: just one
You: mmm
Stranger: gentle and soft
You: it's so tight... and warm
Stranger: i feel it
Stranger: i want to get your sight
You: you try putting a finger inside
You: *holds your hand and brings it to my vagina*
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: we can make love here
You: >////<
Stranger: give me your MSN?can i get it
You: only if you want
You: sorry, I only chat here
Stranger: what a pity
Stranger: i can't get your sexy sight
You: sry >_<
Stranger: do you have your blog
Stranger: give some photo me
You: no blog
You: daddy doesn't want me putting photos of myself on the computer
Stranger: i want to see you and masturbation
Stranger: what a severe man
Stranger: you can get your free
You: you'll just have to make do with this~
Stranger: just do it
You: nothing more
Stranger: too sad
You: we're getting off track though >_<
Stranger: i want to make love with somebody
Stranger: ok,i will call a girl coming
You: well... we could...
You: cyber here
Stranger: yes,cool
You: do you want to do it with me here?
Stranger: make love wiith somebody here and talk to you
You: ?
Stranger: wait a moment ,phoning
You: :_:
Stranger: call a girl come here
You: how could you do this to me?
You: you were supposed to teach me sexy
Stranger: okokok
Stranger: do you have eggplant there?
You: no?
Stranger: carrot?
You: yes
Stranger: clean it
You: one sec
Stranger: so fast
You: lol silly
You: give me some time
Stranger: ok,waiting for you
You: okay I got it ^_^
You: what now?
Stranger: vagina is wet enough now?
You: soaking
You: and it feels... strange
Stranger: put the carrot in it slowly
You: it's so tight...
You: it hurts a bit
You: are you sure this will make me feel good?
Stranger: slowly
You: mmmmmm
You: it's starting to go in
Stranger: flick slowly
Stranger: till you feel bette
You: ohh, it's starting to work
Stranger: ok
You: i can feel it now
Stranger: when you adapt it,put it more deeply
You: it's starting to slide in
You: okay
Stranger: and put your another hand on the clitoris
You: it's all the way in
Stranger: cool
Stranger: fill with your vagina
You: mmm
You: it feels sooooooooo good
Stranger: comfortable?
You: very
You: I wish you were here to watch
Stranger: me too
You: I bet your penis is throbbing now
Stranger: do you want make a long contact with me
You: wats long contact?
Stranger: we can get so much more sexy and happy time here
Stranger: your EMAIL?
Stranger: or other way to contact you
You: sorry
Stranger: ok
You: i dont spend much time on the internet
Stranger: okokok
You: actually, right now, i'm hiding this from daddy
Stranger: so you are konw enough to make yourself happy
Stranger: just do it ,girl
You: yes
You: how about with a man?
Stranger: wonderful
Stranger: to get your sexy time and make love with the man you want
Stranger: so ,let say bye bye ,i am going to make a real love
You: okay
You: have fun
You: by the way
You: just in case you wanted to know
Stranger: you too
You: I have a penis
You: a rather large one
You: on that has deflowered many virgins
You: *one
You: one that would fuck the brains out of your mother were she with me at the moment
You: one that has seen more pussy yesterday than you have in your entire sorry life
You: go back to masturbating to fucking child pornography and gay buttsmex
You: then one day maybe you could try to actually get laid, instead of spending time on this pathetic excuse of a website
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you're my hero.
FUUUUUCK WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP YET AND INSTEAD SCANALATING SHIT HFDLSHAFHALDJLFAH
There is nothing in this world more ugly than imperfection