| hey mom u might want to add faisal as your son in law 'caus i hope u herd the good news, tell her nMoura |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| yup we have a new member in the family (^_^) |
HSpartanSep 1, 2008 12:24 PM
| d^_^b |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
Faisal said: Ello =P I am Noura's husband =3 My pleasure to meet you all *bows* =D Let's celebrate this occasion by having some drinks *kanpai* \(^o^)/ |
| I figured out exactly how I am the Uncle of this family! This, my children, is the true story of our family. You see, everyone, your grandfather (Noura and my father) was Bedouin pimp who relocated his tribe (who were actually all hippies, not Bedouins) to Las Vegas, where he set up a package store (which also sold guns, porn DVD's, and Confederate flags) where he met our mother, who was a former Vegas showgirl originally from Russia with one arm and a massive overbite. Two bottles of vodka, some handcuffs, some duct tape, and 8 hours later, Noura and I were conceived. However, by 18 months, I was considered too much of a hassle (crazy parties, smoking blunt after blunt every day, you know, crazy baby stuff), so I was sent to live with my maternal grandparents in Russia, where I grew up on the mean streets of Moscow... only this year were your mother and I reunited. There are some other details, but I don't think you guys are ready yet... |
Reverend Andrei Mazenov  92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| o.0 oh my poor bro you grow up with out me by your side *cries* |
| It was tough, oKHtii, it was, but I am glad that you did not have to live in the cold bitter grief of Russia during the fall of the USSR... I ate black bread and potatoes for days on end and had to join a street gang that was all addicted to borscht and had to rob anime clubs just to get by! I would never wish such pain upon you =( |
| Reverend Andrei Mazenov 92% OF TEENS DON'T THINK RAP IS REAL MUSIC. IF YOU ARE PART OF THE 8% WHO AIN'T A PUNK-ASS FOOL, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR SIGNATURE. |
| Can I be a part of the family? |
     The world would be a nice and quiet place, if everyone had their throat slit. |
| ^_^ sure you can chose your place ^^ |
Andrei said: It was tough, oKHtii, it was, but I am glad that you did not have to live in the cold bitter grief of Russia during the fall of the USSR... I ate black bread and potatoes for days on end and had to join a street gang that was all addicted to borscht and had to rob anime clubs just to get by! I would never wish such pain upon you =( poor bro :( that's tough |
| I don't know does anyone want me. :( |
The world would be a nice and quiet place, if everyone had their throat slit. |
| i want you ^_^ hehehehe so wanna be a sister and daughter an aunt ?? you chose ^^ |
| sure |
The world would be a nice and quiet place, if everyone had their throat slit. |
| ^______________________________________________^ |
| Yay, I'm wanted by someone. :) |
The world would be a nice and quiet place, if everyone had their throat slit. |
| *jumps in joy* |
| *wakes up from an ecchi enduceds coma* srry i was gone for like 2 days i got shoot and went into a coma |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| ^ woof!! |
| lol |
| woo boy i have to go to sleep now here is a wolf treat and fresh steak from the house of death (slaughter house) well good night then |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| woof woof :D |
| lol |
| meow meow -hugs Elizabeth- |
| ^ -hug hug- woof woof! :D |
| lol |
| *hugs nMoura* someone doesn't hate me. |
The world would be a nice and quiet place, if everyone had their throat slit. |
| hmm a cat and a wolf ehh... or a cat girl and wolf guy *thinks out loud "mmm... cat girls :P gah! got to snap out of it hay look a cow-fish hybrid i wish friends that would sleep with me that are cat girls don't stop me i am already there" starts thinking perverted thoughts so hard u can see them* woe, woe, woe, adults only *walks into a projector room and displays thoughts on movie screen* tickets are $5, $3 for old people screw it it is free |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
FallenAngel said: *hugs nMoura* someone doesn't hate me. -hugs sweetie- you are too sweet how can anyone hate you ^^ sonne000 said: hmm a cat and a wolf ehh... or a cat girl and wolf guy *thinks out loud "mmm... cat girls :P gah! got to snap out of it hay look a cow-fish hybrid i wish friends that would sleep with me that are cat girls don't stop me i am already there" starts thinking perverted thoughts so hard u can see them* woe, woe, woe, adults only *walks into a projector room and displays thoughts on movie screen* tickets are $5, $3 for old people screw it it is free o.0 go find yourself cat girls ^^ heheheh i love my wolf guy ^^ |
| OK nMoura i will find me some cat-girls :3 here sexy kitties *hears a sexy cat-girl say "nyu" (fyi nyu is the sound that a cat makes in Japan) and takes peek to see that she is sexier than she sounds. thinks "well one more and there will be my '(3-)some' or i could try a serious relationship (if this wasn't my fantasies that i always think about when i have nothing to do in class)" hears another nyu from what sounds like a cat-girl-loli and takes a peek and see that she is fingering herself (and best of all she is legal). whispers to self "an 18 year old loli cat-girl, the only way this could get better is if there was a bi-cat-girl-maid" looks behind myself and sees a bi-cat-girl-maid and she is looking at me with a sexy glare and innocently and nervously says "di- did you came here for a 4-some"* the sexy kitty hit the nail on the head and u can guess what would in the next 4-5 min tons of hot steamy sex with the maid throwing in some yuri action wow that was long as hell |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| me is good ^_^ you?? |
sonne000 said: OK nMoura i will find me some cat-girls :3 here sexy kitties *hears a sexy cat-girl say "nyu" (fyi nyu is the sound that a cat makes in Japan) and takes peek to see that she is sexier than she sounds. thinks "well one more and there will be my '(3-)some' or i could try a serious relationship (if this wasn't my fantasies that i always think about when i have nothing to do in class)" hears another nyu from what sounds like a cat-girl-loli and takes a peek and see that she is fingering herself (and best of all she is legal). whispers to self "an 18 year old loli cat-girl, the only way this could get better is if there was a bi-cat-girl-maid" looks behind myself and sees a bi-cat-girl-maid and she is looking at me with a sexy glare and innocently and nervously says "di- did you came here for a 4-some"* the sexy kitty hit the nail on the head and u can guess what would in the next 4-5 min tons of hot steamy sex with the maid throwing in some yuri action wow that was long as hell I never knew I had a brother like that (O_O) but its alright everyone has their own characteristics. |
| yeah i had one of my perverted moments so i am going to start to type out my sexual fantasies Microsoft word |
sonne000Sep 8, 2008 2:00 PM
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| :S oh boy |
| lol nMoura that's a pretty huge family! xD |
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DarkenedAngel said: Crystal_Assassin's son if no one minds welcome bro ^_^ djinn_690 said: lol nMoura that's a pretty huge family! xD you can be part of us too deve-chi *hugs him* |
nMoura said: djinn_690 said: lol nMoura that's a pretty huge family! xD you can be part of us too deve-chi *hugs him* aww ty xD *hugs back* |
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djinn_690 said: nMoura said: djinn_690 said: lol nMoura that's a pretty huge family! xD you can be part of us too deve-chi *hugs him* aww ty xD *hugs back* ^_^ hehehehehehehe *keeps hugging him* |
| its a hug fest damn it i wish all my hot sisters hugged me like that or filled out my perverse fantasies |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
sonne000 said: its a hug fest damn it i wish all my hot sisters hugged me like that or filled out my perverse fantasies *hugs him so hard he cant breath* |
| sis just a hug was fine but a hug and half of my perverse fantasies, i am not sure if i will suffocate or faint |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
sonne000 said: sis just a hug was fine but a hug and half of my perverse fantasies, i am not sure if i will suffocate or faint :S well you should be happy ^_^ *hugs more* |
| wait, my fantasies can't be fulfilled because neither of us are in swim wear i must resist doing stuff to my non-blood related sister (that just got married and that i have a different type of love for that is too strong), it must remain a fantasy even if france is going to activate a supercollider tomorrow that will suck the world into a black-hole i can control my self but i don't want to die a virgin *takes deep breaths* dear god forgive me for my sins and let my soul be purified |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| 0.o poor bro :P |
| poor every one |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| ^_^ me is poor too :( |
| well we better do this now because i don't want to die a virgin *takes off cloths* jk to all those whom are french and hate americans all i have to say if it wasn't for us u would be eating sour craut and i blame u if we die being crushed to death in a black hole |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| :S ooops |
| err ...woof? |
| lol |
sonne000 said: to all those whom are french and hate americans all i have to say if it wasn't for us u would be eating sour craut and i blame u if we die being crushed to death in a black hole I think it's too risky to have that Large Hadron Collider. Those scientist are just putting their theory to the test, but at the same time our planet could be destoryed just to fulfill some scientist's dream of finding another dimensions. Somebody has been watching too much Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann =P |
HSpartanSep 9, 2008 11:13 PM
HSpartan said: sonne000 said: to all those whom are french and hate americans all i have to say if it wasn't for us u would be eating sour craut and i blame u if we die being crushed to death in a black hole I think it's too risky to have that Large Hadron Collider. Those scientist are just putting their theory to the test, but at the same time our planet could be destoryed just to fulfill some scientist's dream of finding another dimensions. Somebody has been watching too much Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann =P first i was being serious, second the scientist's goal was to find the type of proton that created all matter,third the other dimensions would have been a side effect of two protons of a certain type colliding, and fourth i haven't watched TTGL though i plan to watch it soon |
| 1:18 et vivus et fui mortuus et ecce sum vivens in saecula saeculorum et habeo claves mortis et inferni |
| Can I be part of this huge family? |
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