Spent more time with S4RCASM than me... |
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| It was related to idiot sandwiches 💔 |
| "Blood is thicker, but the drink I prefer is water"- Mili -Sandwiches anyone? -I am in excruciating mental agony |
| Limbus :( |
| Didnt like it when i brought the stray dog at home |
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| gave all my food to a stray dog |
   お腹 減った |
| Hates sharing with stray dogs |
| "Blood is thicker, but the drink I prefer is water"- Mili -Sandwiches anyone? -I am in excruciating mental agony |
| Tried to turn me into a sandwich. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| They cheated on me with Mr. Potato Head |
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| Because they complain about their cupholders way too much |
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| why would i ever break up with such a wonderful person? this is the question he was supposed to ask himself... but he didn't. i mean, that was the plan, when I asked: would you break up with me? but for some reason he was like: Sure! and left... *puzzled*... |
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| He left me at the alter. 👁️👄👁️? Rude?🤔 |
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| I’m not was trying to date a man from 1930 |
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| They accepted me for who i am and showed me what love is. Ew ??? 🤨 Like wah kinda psycho does that??? 👁️👄👁️ Please get away from me FREAK. 2010... You know what scratch that lmao... They THOUGHT we were a pair but they were just a confused youth |
DostojevskijJul 24, 1:50 PM
"It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" - HP1 forever fave quote //This was quoted in the year of 2009 |
| I looked at you in the mirror and you didn't have a reflection, you were always so hard to touch, but I guess I found the reason why. |
| Cooked my potato. |
| MY NAME IS POTATO. NICE TO MEET YOU. |
| Bro, I know you think I'm whinging but I promise it's not for the hell of it. There is a reason you wash wine glasses first and not last. Why are you washing the baking tray first and then the wine glasses? I'm not looking to have hints of pork and leek when I'm drinking wine. You're ruining wine glasses. ====== Honestly, I think it's just better to break up, communication is not working anymore, they just think I'm "OCD" at this point. |
  "You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
»Major OST - Memories (Omoide)«| The amount of ceremony and ritual they put into pouring each and every glass of wine was infuriating |
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| tried throwing me out of the window while i was sleeping |
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| Tried to take my hat and be the captain of the ship :p |
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| We had a falling out |
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| I didnt glaze Aki, he did it everytime |
   𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime"  |
| You know how we both hate e-daters... well turns out I’m secretly one |
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| u stink |
お腹 減った |
| how i can be w someone who identifies as horseman :( |
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| Tried to sell my pirate ship for rare collectors edition books :[ |
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| We both popped out of existance. |
| we ate all the cakes on Earth so we decided to split and search for cakes in other galaxies |
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| He won't change that avatar |
 "I can write anything here no one is gonna read it" - Wendy - |
| ^^They wouldn't get in the robot ^not Sailor Venus |
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| they liked sailors more than pirates D: |
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| For being just like me |
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| They keep ruining my annual leave/days off. I just wanna be at peace and enjoy the time off, they will be all up in my personal space and keep asking "so what are you doing? did you win? Wanna hang out?" NO! |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| i didn't know how to pronounce their username and it was getting increasingly awkward |
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| Their obsession with the music of Kate Bush became too much |
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| I already have a wife and kids to feed |
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| Was actually more focused on attacking. |
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| i'm a cat |
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| She thought I was a bit too cheeky but not in a funny way. her: "aww that's so sweet, our neighbour kisses his partner goodbye before he leaves the house... why don't you do that?" 😮 me: Why would I do that? I don't know her. 🤨😶 |
"You just need to pick the thing that makes you the happiest and work really hard at it. You don't have to pick baseball. I only play because I have so much fun playing it.""Taking your path is definitely easier than throwing away all your achievements and going alone into the unknown." |
| dad jokes |
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| I cheated |
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| 6yrs age difference |
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I cheated |
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| I get cheated |
| I don't really like cats |
"I can write anything here no one is gonna read it" - Wendy - |
| i respect her love for madoka-sama |
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| They touched my food with their feet one too many times. It is not cute nor is it funny |
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| Too vanilla for my taste |
| I was too obsessed. |
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| *Tears up at friend list* |
 I will show my sweet side but "Choosing your own way to die is just another way of choosing your own way to live." We all have a dark side within us |
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