| Nobody puts baby in a corner |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| "Olivia: You know, having a puppy really works on chicks. Lucas: I've heard that. Olivia: Not on me though. Lucas: Really? Because the whole reason I adopted Bella was to impress Olivia from the maintenance department. Olivia: That seems to be your motivation for everything lately, I've noticed. Lucas: Must be working if you've been doing all this noticing." |
| "The Hangman indicates turmoil. On the outside you're quite confident. However, on the inside you lack faith in yourself." |
 Thanks to @KIOSHI_17 for the wonderful present! |
| "Did you miss me?" "With every bullet so far." |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| "Thank god for virgin 13-year old females writing gay porn." |
| "I'm king of the world!" - Titanic |
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| “Please stay alive, if you die I’ll kill you!” |
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| - Um…this is like…um, some show, right? - Uh…of course it is, buttmunch! It's on TV. - No but um…I don't think this is a video. - They don't play many videos anymore. It's all like…shows, and people snowboarding and stuff. - I think this is…I think this is like, Happy Days. - Yeah. Crappy days. - That was pretty funny, Butt-head. Instead of Happy Days, you called it Crappy Days. - I liked this show better when that other dude owned the restaurant…that dude from The Karate Kid. - Oh yeah. Daniel-san, if answer come from inside you, always right! - Yeah. That dude could kick Fonzie's ass. - Yeah. Fonzie doesn't even know karate. - These dudes were like…always calling each other nerds and stuff. - Yeah, I wonder why. - Uh…I think that was back in the old days before they invented words like nads and buttmunch and dumbass. - Yeah, yeah. Things are a lot better now. - Yeah, buttmunch. You know what else they were always saying? "Sit on it." - Sit on what…? What? Oh yeah! This is a pretty cool show. |
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| Captain Hero : "How would you like it if I break your bones in 3 different locations, and wrap it with $100 bills?!" Wooldoor: "Are you threatening me, or are you bribing me?" Captain Hero: "What a ridiculous accusation. Take that back, before I rip out your spleen, and drive you to the hospital, in your BRAND NEW CAR!" |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| Was this a lie? Other people laugh at you? Short? Weak? That's nothing if you really love him Listen, Uehara. Real love will make you blind. Like yourself a little while ago. At that time you were extremely cute. Here we go. It's a memory for you to remember to be honest with your feelings. Don't be so embarrassed. |
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| " I don't like the looks of him. I mean who wears socks with no shoes?" |
| Shelly, I'm sorry your little friend was killed by Spider-Man tonight. Just know that... for Spider-Man to do what he did, he must have had a very good reason. Spider-Man works in mysterious ways, Shelly. And wherever he is, he loves you. |
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| What is better - to be born good, or overcome your evil nature through great effort? |
| "Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful." "Self-conceit is an enemy to one's intellect" ~ Ali ibn Abi Talib |
| War, war never changes. |
| "Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful." "Self-conceit is an enemy to one's intellect" ~ Ali ibn Abi Talib |
| A town full of losers! |
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| "Hate me all you want, as long as you're alive to do so!" |
| "So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez!" "No, no, please! This time I swear I won't make albums or movies" "That's what you said last time... but obviously we must now resort to more drastic measures" "Oh God it burns! It bur-huhurns!" "Scream for me, b****!" |
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| "Why can't you just die and, and, just leave us your money like every normal human being?" Bah gawd I love IASIP |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| "Angry. My shoulder is not an appropriate thing in which to check your reflection." |
(He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| - Hey, Sensei? Huh? Saw the commercial. Almost makes me want to get my karate on. Oh, and for the record, I do not think that you're guilty of cultural appropriation. - Cultural what? What are you even talking about? - You can suck up all you want, Anoush, but you are not going back to Encino. We need you here in North Hollywood. - I'm not a North Hollywood guy. My skin is way too sensitive for tattoos. - "Asian whitewashing"? They're calling me "Daniel LaRacist" on here. "Stereotypical music?" That was Mr. Miyagi's favorite song. - Look, don't worry about that, okay? Some people have nothing better to do than to post negative comments. |
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| "It's So Much Easier To See The World In Black And White. Gray? I Don't Know What To Do With Gray..." |
| "Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful." "Self-conceit is an enemy to one's intellect" ~ Ali ibn Abi Talib |
| Fear the old blood |
| They say when a nuclear holocaust destroys the world, only the cockroaches will survive finally i learnt it.. |
 Have courage, be kind and occasionally believe in magic CINDERELLA 🎀 |
| - Without sustainable and ethical food choices now, we're proving to be no d- - AAAH! GAAAH! CAN I PLEASE JUST ENJOY MY LUNCH FOR FIVE GODDAMNED MINUTES?! - You gotta calm down, Eric. Remember your condition, Eric. - We all have freedom of speech, but stop talking about climate change DURING LUNCH TIME! - Okay. that's it, Eric. - Some of us can just enjoy some simple goddamned barbecue ribs! And I- Daah! Oh God, they did it again to me, Butters. - Eric! - I think this is the Big One! Don't let me die. - Somebody help! - Don't let me die. Don't let me die, Butters. - Clear! - We got him back! - Agh. F.ck you, Wendy. |
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| "I lost to the tits" |
| "If I die here, use the pension to buy some roast potatoes for the gang! Hahaha." |
  Stop dancing and help me out here (ꐦ¬_¬) But i'm dancing to provide moral support for you ( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ ) |
| "Don't be good at something you don't want to do," |
| "You saved my life. You saved me," |
| 'May thy knife chip and shatter' |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| - Uhh, I think this dude is checking you out, Beavis. - No he's not! Liar. - Yeah he is. He's like, "I like what I see. I'll be right over." - Shut up, Butt-head! He can't see me, because he's just looking at the camera, he's in the video. - Remember that time that dude was saying that stuff to you at the bus station? - Shut up, Butt-head! - He said, "I like what I see. Now why don't you go into one of those stalls and I'll meet you there." - Shut up, Butt-head! At least I got a candy bar out of the deal. - Yeah. - Who the hell is this buttmunch?! What's going on here? - What's with all these faces he's making? He's like, trying to be scary and all heavy and intense and stuff. - Who's this other guy, that keeps, like, trying to get in front of him? - I think he's just some jackass that wandered on the set. Maybe he’s like, the drummer, and like, they got there and they said "Where are your drums?" and he’s like, "Uhh, I thought they were in the van." - And they’re like, "You mean you didn’t bring your drums?" - And they said "Okay, it’s your own fault. You’re gonna have to wander around like a buttmunch for the whole video." - Yeah, yeah. And then he said "Okay, that’s okay with me, yeah. I can do that." - What a jack-butt-munch-ass-dumb-butt. - Look at that little braid thing on the back of his head. - Yeah, it’s like, one of those dolls, where you pull the string, and they, like, talk and stuff. - That would be a cool doll if you had, like, this little bald dude without a shirt, and you, like, pull a string on the back of his head and he just starts shouting at you. And then it could wet its pants. |
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| "Into the swan maintenance room of love!" |
| "Snow makes everything more romantic." |
| - Really?! No way! Huh? What? This already?! We've just met Huh? It that what's going on? What should I do? I said it Oh dear I had heard that young people are wild nowadays, but this is as wild as the feudal era!! I can't! I can't do it! I'd be glad if I can do it with a cute girl like her. But I'm still a boy and this time slot is anime time for children. We were already demoted from golden hour. If the PTA sends in a flood of complaints, the show will be canceled. - What? What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my house? - N-No! Nothing at all! - Well then... - Oh no! This is bad! Not good! We're going to get cancelled if I don't do something. - You can go in. I'll be waiting in bed Forever. - ...I DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING CANCELLED! I WON'T BACK DOWN AFTER COMING THIS FAR!! WHO CARES IF THIS IS ANIME TIME FOR CHILDREN!! THE STAFF WILL CHEAT BY SHOWING WHAT HAPPENS LIKE IT'S A SCIENCE LESSON! IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT! IT'LL DEFINITELY BE ALL RIGHT!! I, SHINPACHI SHIMURA, WILL BECOME A REAL MAN!! OH NO! WE'VE RUN OUT OF TIME THIS WEEK! WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE NEXT WEEK! HUH? THE NEXT EPISODE? JUST CUT THAT OUT! IT'S DISGRACEFUL FOR A MAN TO TURN DOWN A WOMAN'S FAVOR!! |
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| "For some reason, we called him a secret inspector." |
| "She walked away from a happy man I thought I was so cool, I just stood there whistling 'There goes the bride' as she walked out the door." |
| "Can we not tell anyone you just carried me in your arms like a baby?" |
| your bf is going to get f'd in b ;-; |
Have courage, be kind and occasionally believe in magic CINDERELLA 🎀 |
| "The time for play is over. Now, we begin the real game." |
"I'm good at everything except the things that I can't do." |
"sitting proudly on a throne made of a stack of 100 porn magazines" |
| "I am meowing at my lung's fullest. I would even argue that the echo that reverberates back to me is the voice of someone I know" |
| misato > asuka > rei |
| "If we cannot find a way, we will make one". |
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