- What is wrong with you guys? Where's your fight? Aren't you gonna stand up for yourselves? - You keep blaming us like this isn't on you too. If my Dad had been there, we never would've lost like that. - Yeah, well, he didn't show up. - Probably because of you. You keep disrespecting him, trying to prove your way is better, when it's so clear that we should've been using Miyagi-Do. You shouldn't even be wearing that gi. - Hey! Don't talk to my sensei like that. - Your sensei got you knocked off the board in ten seconds. I would sit down if I were you. You're not helping us. I don't even know how you made this team. - Well, I, for one, will be putting all of this behind me when I'm off to MI... - SHUT THE F.CK UP ABOUT MIT. Some of us care about winning the tournament. Be nice if you did too. |
(save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "KOWABUNGA!" |
| "Nani!??" |
| All humans will, without exception, eventually die. After they die, the place they go is MU. (Nothingness) |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| Every living human being is a slave to something |
   𖤓 ⏾ 🥊 "Ugh, now I have a report to write..." "I hate overtime"  |
| "That'll give you some time to think about what you're doing, but first a word of advice, stop, because when you get close, I will win - everytime" |
  "If there's something about me, It's that I won't let it end here. I'll keep this pace even if it means death."  "Today we're in different races. Just you wait, Someday, I'll be sure to get into the same race as you and catch up to you." |
| NICO NICO NII! ANATA NO HAATO NI NICO NICO NII! EGAO TODOKERU YAZAWA NICO NICOOO! NICO NII TTE OBOETE RABU NICO!!! |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| In every time, in every place, the deeds of men remain the same |
| "I can fix her". Patron Saint of Lost Causes. Psych Ward-maxxing. without love it cannot be seen |
| "Welcome to the Valley... b.tch." |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "Sorry, you're not my type, and I'm more than a little disturbed to think I might be yours." |
| Do you know what a fetish is? I’ve got a little fetish… This is… well, huh… with girls…. Do you know what a bug bite fetish is…? When girl’s arms or legs or something get bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me! That’s all! Don’t tell anybody! Ah, I knew it, I take it back! I told you I’d wish I hadn’t said it! |
| There's no Internet to find out why there's no Internet... |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| As actors, it is our responsibility to read newspapers, and then say what we read like it's our own opinion. |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "I love latinas, Sonic" |
| "I love latinos, Sonic" |
| "Leader... No, savior, I pledge to this gun in my hand to protect you until the very end of this world." |
| - Care to say a few words, Bender? - He's dead. - When did he die? - About 12 hours ago when the party started. - But he just said, "Woo." - No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat. - WOO... - Goodnight, sweet prince. You were the greatest man any of us will ever know. Well, let's get him out of here. He's starting to smell up the joint. - WOO... WOO... |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "You're cute" |
| - What's this? - Oh! Sorry Randy. Looks like you got a ticket. - A ticket? "Failure to care about the environment" Oh Goddammit, did you do this, Gerald?! - Yeah. I'm just, you know, trying to make people more aware ya' know, it's a- - You got some nerve, you know that?! Where do you come off ticketing people?! - Well, Randy, calm down. It's not a real ticket. - I know it's not a real ticket!! - Broflovski, did you put this crap on my windshield?! - Jimbo, your truck probably gets less than ten miles to the gallon. - Well thanks, Officer Dickhole! - Dad, let's just go! - Look, I'm just trying to make the people of South Park aware of a very serious problem. - The problem, Gerald, is that ever since you got a hybrid car, you've gotten so smug that you love the smell of your own farts! - Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think it was "high and mighty" to [closes his eyes] care about the earth! - And that too! Stop talking with your eyes closed! That's what smug people do! - Well, I really don't see how [closes his eyes] that has anything to do with the- - There, like that! Stop that! |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "It's not what you think! I know it looks like we're cleaning dishes, but actually we're having sex." |
| This place tastes like many emotions. Excitement, anger, joy and... salty? Is salty a feeling? |
  If I am the extra something that will help you spring forth from your bulb, Then I will keep on waiting for you here, without fail, Until the end of time. |
| ^Neeko is not a sad tomato "I lost my temper at myself" |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| I know for most of you, this is your first day. Honestly, it's been a while since I taught here too. The last time I was here, I was trying to come to terms with the words on this wall. I learned firsthand, if you live your whole life this way, you'll turn into an asshоlе. So I rejected it. But what I found out later is there is no one way. If you wanna conquer life's obstacles and be the best you can be, you need to learn more than one discipline. That's why, in addition to Cobra Kai...you're all gonna learn Miyagi-Do. You're gonna be taught defense. And inner strength. From one of the best senseis in the world. Because aggression isn't always the answer. Sometimes, patience and defense are the keys to winning. But I can't teach you that. 'Cause my specialty is offense. "Strike first." It means be aggressive. "Strike hard." It means give it your all. "No mercy." It means not being Mr. Nice Guy. It's the hardest one to understand. But the fact is, if you're too nice, the world's gonna walk all over you. A lot of you have been told your whole life that you're special. Well, that's about to change. I'm talking to you, four-eyes. Good God. Take those glasses off. Get a cooler pair or get some contacts, but I never want to see those in this dojo again. Understand? Do you understand? We do not train to be merciful here. But I will bring out the best in you. Miguel Diaz may be a world champion, but when he first stepped foot in this dojo, he was a total dork. He was like this kid right here. All right, maybe not as bad, but the fact is, Cobra Kai turned Miguel from a beta duckling into an alpha swan. So it doesn't matter how much of a loser you are right now. Give it time, and I'll make a champion out of you. All that matters is you stop being weak little crybabies and start being the strongest versions of yourselves. Can you do that? - Yes, Sensei. - What was that? - Yes, Sensei! - I can't hear you! - YES, SENSEI! |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "You.... complete me" |
| "Sometimes I wish I had never met you, because then I could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there." |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| -"You don't scare me... I'll catch it with my tongue!" -"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" |
(He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| "You were my brother, Anakin." |
| We Are Not Horses, We Are Humans, Humans Are |
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| "If there are any questions, you may direct them to that brick wall over there." |
| (He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| “The man who gets beat down isn’t the loser. The guy who can’t tough it out to the end, he’s the one who loses” - Daisaku Kuze |
| "Tara: Every time I walk by Dan in the kitchen, I grab his ass. I'm allowed to do that cause he's my husband. He's contractually obligated to let me grab his ass. Nash: You guys have a strange prenup." |
| "You're not perfect, sport, and let me save you the suspense; this girl you've met, she's not perfect either." |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| "just a random loud fellow: Tatsuma Sakamoto" |
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| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "Even I wouldn't have skid marks in my panties! There's no poop on them!" |
| (He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| Love means never having to say you're sorry.💖 |
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| We are not horses, we are humans. Humans are... |
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| Doc: "That's my Baby." Bats: "Fuck your Baby" |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| "I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win- heart!" |
| (He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| - Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr. - What? - I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?" |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ This staircase, it leads only To some old pictures of you Through an a-thousand-mile-long tube ♫ |
| -"A few things, eh? What do you need with 16 tubes of lip balm? You don't have lips." -"It's not for my lips." -"...I don't wanna know." |
| (He/they) "They raises their heads and I hits them with me mallet." |
| Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain... Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies, for fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?! Except at that guy who made sound effects. ... Where was I? Oh, yeah: stay out of my booze. |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "I'll be honest with you: I don't think they'll let us have sex inside George Washington's nose at Mount Rushmore. But it's a very evocative image." |
| "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." |
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| "...Lord, is this someone we gotta save too?" |
| ABE! Just because life is doomed, and everyone wants to EAT you... doesn't mean there's no hope. Ya need to look within... if ya wanna be FREE! |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
| "Flowers say, "I'm sorry" — chocolate says, "I love you!"" |
| - All right, boy. This calls for the biggest punishment I ever handed down and this time it's gonna stick. - Come on, Homer. This isn't funny. - Damn right. Bart, you can't go to see that Itchy and Scratchy movie. Ever! [...] - Dad... you gotta let me see that movie. Can't you just give me a spanking? Come on. Go nuts. - Don't point that thing at me. I said you're not going to the movie, and I'm sticking to it. - Dad, I agree that Bart should be punished but The Itchy and Scratchy Movie is the defining event of our generation. How would you've liked it if someone told you That you couldn't watch the moon landing? - That's one small step for man. One giant leap for mankind. - "Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy and I feel like a-loving you... Love, you're such a sweet thing, good enough to eat thing"... Sorry, but the punishment stands. |
| (save your time and don't try to comfort when i rant on casual discussion or forum games, feel free to ignore me, i won't take it personally) |
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