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   "Make sure you don´t mistake soy sauce for sugar." -Hirasawa Yui. |
| - Whole lotta icecream! - was shouting the possum in the bar meanwhile, wasting the bribe money: - Icecream for everyone on Earth on me! |
| Xylophonists approached to possum asking to have some ice cream. |
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| "yeah, I will have some." she replied. |
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| Zap! The possum pulled out a taser and zapped the xylophonists before they could eat any of the ice cream! |
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| Amazingly, icecream tasted 100x better after getting a zap, as was attested by 100% of the present xylophonists! "What a discovery!" - thought the possum. |
| Because of this new-found discovery, the possum went around zapping everyone around town and started throwing ice cream at them! |
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| Church started getting really concerned because people and animals alike were achieving spiritual enlightenment now through Zappedicecreamism |
| Dollar bills were still being carried by the possum after that old man gave all the money to them. So the possum decided to donate to the new Zappedicrecreamism. |
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| Either way, when beavers returned form the Moon emptyhanded and angry, they saw everyone lying around unconscious in pools of icecream and they really freaked out! |
| Finally they had a chance to eat that ice cream but something unimaginable happened again. |
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| God, enrobed in linen so brilliant and bright it blinded all who looked upon it, leaving only a silhouette of the almighty figure, descended from the heavens above and declared, "IT IS TIME, DEAR CHILDREN, FOR YOU TO GO FORTH AND DEFEAT THE DEMON LORD." |
| - Hold it! - said the beavers: - Why do we have to deal with your demon lord?!!! Huh?! It's your problem! Go and resolve it yourself! |
| - Go fight it by yourself!- said the wild cat, that emerged from somewhere unnoticed, jumped on the ice cream and ate it all, before anyone else could react. |
| - I will go! - suddenly said Possum - whom nobody recognized as he was clad in knight armor: - I will defeat the Demon Lord! - obviously, it was an excuse to get the hell away from angry beavers. |
| Just then, the possum discovered the magical koto of eternal hope! |
~Saeryen~Cure Cantata~ Invoke love, invoke hope, please heal everything! |
| Kangaroos then stole the magical koto of eternal hope and ran off. |
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| Lost they think it was, the kangaroos stole it switfly from under their noses. |
 Watching: 2 jdrama, 3 anime |
| Mommy, look at the kangaroos! |
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| "No! Don't go near them!" Said the mom. |
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| Oops they didn't listen her. |
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| Poof, the kids disappeared |
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| Quietude was restored in the absence of the children and for the first time in many years the mother felt a great burden had been lifted off of her shoulders, so much so that tears of relief and joy dared to leak from her eyes. |
| Randomly, a radioactive raccoon jumps through a window and starts wreaking havoc, disrupting the mother's well-deserved peace |
DRINK SOME WATER! FOOL!!! |
| Sekai, the radioactive racoon was sekai all along! |
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| Then a yellow witch appeared and informed Sekai & the mother that they took had to fight the demon lord before equipping them for battle. |
MAFTY - No Exceptions To The Rules |
| "Ugh!" Said the mother, staring at the corpse of her chil She then uses her new gear to attack the yellow which |
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| "Very foolish of you." The yellow witch said as he easily evaded her attacks before spanking her into compliance |
MAFTY - No Exceptions To The Rules |
| “Where did you learn that dirty trick, boy?” The yellow witch said, while subdued. |
✨️A e s t h e t i c✨️ |
| "Xylophone!" The radioactive racoon screamed, staring a demon lord shaped like a xylophone |
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| Yellow witch started running and performed a swift attack on the radioactive raccoon, causing the raccoon to fall off a cliff. |
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| Zone to zone, the raccoon fell down and eventually it died. |
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| And then the raccoon imploded on impact. |
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| But then something strange happened there. |
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| Cassowaries appeared and ate the remains of the raccoon. |
MAFTY - No Exceptions To The Rules |
| Dangerous cassowaries then left quietly. |
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| Everyone was puzzled: why did cassowaries eat the raccoon? Was it, perhaps, a ritual to resurrect him, - a hopeful rumor started spreading! |
OniMageMay 13, 6:28 AM
| Four people started spreading the rumour all around town! |
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| "God might resurrect the raccoon," The Yellow Witch murmured ,"in exchange for a boon." |
MAFTY - No Exceptions To The Rules |
| Financing god to save a raccoon? I'm in! - said the catgirl, and gave Yellow Witch one dollar. |
OniMageMay 14, 9:05 AM
| BUMP! :D |
| Just the, the Yellow Witch noticed a schism in the space time continuum and used it to contact God |
MAFTY - No Exceptions To The Rules |
| Knight of the god ordered them to not contact god like that. |
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| - Like what?! - Said the Yellow Witch |
| Mario suddenly jumped out of a pipe and smacked the Yellow Witch in the face! |
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| - Not like this! - exclaimed beavers, who walked in on this scene and were really unhappy with Mario treating a lady like this! |
| "On my honor," Mario began, "I strike no lady but a witch through and through, wily and wicked, and ask you now to aid me in burning her at the stake, that we may all be alleviated from her evil ways." |
| - pretty please don't burn me, - said the witch |
| Quietly they burned her and left from there. |
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| - Really hard to get used to this! - said witch, resurrecting herself from the ashes and following them with the revenge in mind |
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